Chapter 3

"So what is it?" I asked.

"Oh you'll see, but now's not the time to do it since it's not here yet."

I raised an eyebrow. What could he be planning?

I snapped out my thoughts when the phone rang. Sasuke picked it up and started talking. When he got off the phone and told me to go get dress since we had to head down to Okasan's new restaurant. I went upstairs took a quick shower, got dressed and drove down to the restaurant.

We got there and went inside. The place was pretty big. The walls were painted a light pink while the floor was cherry wood. It was near finished, but it looked like it was going to be nice.

"Hello Itachi sama, Sasuke sama." An elderly woman greeted me and Sasuke. She was wearing a kimono and had her hair in a tight bun.

"Hello. May I ask your name?" I asked.

She smiled at me. "My name is Ayaka . I'm in charge her while your mother is gone. She said that you and Sasuke sama would be coming here today to help."

"Ah yes we will and you don't need to add sama Ayaka san. Now, what do you need us to do?"

"Your mother said that she wanted you to bring in the furniture and the kitchen equipment from the truck. Then you're free to go."

"Hai, we'll get right on it."

About an hour later we finished bringing the stuff into the restaurant.

"Thank you boys for helping me."

"It's no problem. If you need anything, give us a call. Bye Ayaka san."

"Bye."

We got in the car and drove off. When we got home, I went straight upstairs and fell asleep.

I looked around and all I saw was darkness. "Hello?" My voice echoed and it was the only thing I heard.

"Itachi."

I turned around and saw a woman walking up to me. She had long silver hair that went down to her mid thigh and icy blue eyes. She had on white halter top and a long white skirt. On her forehead she had a blue crescent moon.

"Who are you?"

The woman smiled. "My name is Saiyuri. It is nice to meet you."

"Why are we here and where's here?"

"We are in your subconscious I have come to help you with your journey. You seem to be having trouble."

"I am. I have no idea what's going on. "

"Well I can't tell you everything, but I can tell you pieces little by little. The first thing you need to do is find my recarnation and help her uncover what she has lost."

"How will I know it's her?"

"Just look for my sign. Plus you may have seen her before and you will be seeing her soon, but for now I must go." For some reason her eyes twinkled as she said that.

"Wait don't-"

"I look forward to seeing each other again young one. Farewell."

With those last words she faded and a bright light engulfed me.

I slowly opened my eyes and sat up. That dream gives me a lot to think about. Basically I had to look for her recarnation and help her. Hmm that sounds easy, but except for I have no idea what she looks like. Troublesome. Crap, now I sound like that Nara kid.

"ITACHI NI SAN, WAKE-" My fist flew out and connected with Naruto's face.

"Naruto, why are you in my room yelling?"

"Ouch, we need you downstairs."

"Ouch, we need you downstairs."

"Whose we?"

"Just come."

"I sighed. I seem to do that a lot."Fine." I grabbed a T shirt and put it on. Then I followed Naruto downstairs and into the living room where I saw all the used to be nins who are students. "What are you all doing here?" On the outside I was calm, but I was really annoyed since I should be relaxing on a Saturday night.

"Well Sasuke told us about the race and we thought it was pretty lame that you both lost, so we thought up a competition." said Konan.

I raised my eyebrows. "What kind?"

"Well it's a scavenger hunt. Whoever gets all the stuff that they are supposed to get and brings it back here wins."

"Sounds easy." said Sasuke. Pein smirked. "Oh really, because I think it's not easy."

"Really?"

"Really, because Naruto, Deidara, and Tobi made up the first list.

"Whoa wait, you said first list. How many are there?" I asked.

"Opps, I must of forgot to mention that there are 3 lists. Everything must be brought back. Not even 1 object can be missing. "Said Konan with a smirk.

I mentally rolled my eyes. What a waste of time, but it'd be better if I just get it over with. "What are the rules?" Konan smiled at me. You must complete the lists before 8 pm tomorrow. You will be in two teams and can pick your members. Sasuke you pick first."

Sasuke studied everyone looking at who would be fit for his team.

"OHHHH SASUKE, PICK ME ME ME ME PLEASSSSSSSE! I'LL BE YOUR BEST-"

"Okay Naruto you can be on my team just shut the fuck up!"

Naruto gladly stood next to Sasuke.

It was my turn and I decided pick the Nara kid first.

"Shikamaru."

"Neji."

"Kisame."

"Shino."

"Deidara."

"Hidan."

"Kiba."

"Lee."

"Choji."

"Kakazu."

Zetsu."

"TenTen."

"Tobi."

"Ino."

"Hinata."

"Okay since you guys are done picking teams, I will hand out the list to the team leaders." She gave me the lists and I took a look.

List one by Naruto, Deidara, Tobi

1 alien~Itachi

2 a shopping cart~Sasuke

3 sea turtle~both

4 batmobile~Sasuke

5 Scooby snacks~Itachi

6 porn~Sasuke

7 a vampire's coffin~both

8 A restaurant's mascot~both

9 life saver~Sasuke

10 a wand~Itachi

List 2:

1 a parrot~both

2 corpse~Itachi

3 dance dance revolution machine~Itachi

4 3 colors of dye~both

5 dragons scale~Itachi

6 300 pillows~both

7 bear~Sasuke

8 lion's mane~Itachi

9 robot~Sasuke

10 a disco ball~both

List 3:

1 tour bus~both

2 chocolate fountain~both

3 hot air balloon~Itachi

4 lava lamp~both

5 a go cart~both

6 make up kit~both

7 a ice cream truck~Itachi

8 dynamite~Sasuke

9 wedding cake~Sasuke

10 a dog~both

Wow. I can't believe how stupid these lists are! Lion's mane! Dragon's scale! ALIEN! What the hell is wrong with them?

My eye started to twitch as I turned to Konan."Are you serious?" I asked her.

"Why dear Itachi, I am."

"How will I find a dragon's scale and what the hell are you going to do with all of the stuff?"

"Don't worry about that. Now go, the hunt has started now!"

o~O~o

I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so retarded, but if I want to win then I just got to deal with this crap. It was 2 in the morning and I already got the easy things out of the way such as a sea turtle, a parrot, a robot, a disco ball, lava lamp, dyes, a dog, 300 pillows, the go cart, chocolate fountain, and the makeup kit. The morons on my team even gave the animals names. The parrot is Paco, the sea turtle is Arnold, and the dog is Cupid. What weird names. From what I heard, Sasuke also completed the easy parts. Now me and my team had to do the retarded stuff. I looked at the list and decided to go get the Dance Dance Revolution machine first.

"Next on the list were going to get the DDR machine."

"Hey we can go to the arcade yeah. There's one down the street." said Deidara. We walked over to the building that had flashing lights and Metro Station's Shake It blaring out of its speakers. We walked around and found the DDR section.

I looked over at Shikamaru. He nodded and left. A few minutes later he came back with someone. That's why I picked Shikamaru. He was basically someone else with brains on my team.

"Hiro, this is Itachi. Itachi, this is the owner Hiro." said Shikamaru.

"What can I do for you?"

"I want one of the DDR machines, is it available?"

"Hmmm, you would have to pay 300 dollars and beat the DDR machine champion who is my son. Deal?" said Hiro.

"Deal." I replied. Why the hell do people have to go out their way to complicate the task?

Out of nowhere Hiro pulled out a microphone. "Attention everyone, there's going to be a DDR match so head over to the DDR section." In a minute, the section was crowded with teens. "Okay listen up people. Saichiro the DDR champion will battle this man right here for the DDR machine. Now where's Saichiro?"

Out of nowhere a spotlight swept over the crowd and landed on a boy who was slipping a slurpie in the corner. He smiled sheepishly. "Sorry dad, I got thirsty." Hiro shook his head with a smile. "Just come on." He walked up to the platform and waited. "Are you guys ready?" We both nodded. We got ready as Hiro picked a song. Kisame winked at me. "I hope you know what you are doing."

I actually did. When Shikamaru left, I memorized how to play the game and how to move. It would be easy."Okay ready in 3 2 1...GO!" The music started. It had a fast beat and it had a major techno flavor to it. We were both moving to the beat at the same time. Not one of us missed a move which made me think, would there even be a winner? But then I realized that at the end there was a free style part. In order to win, I had to earn the most free style points.

It got to that point and I looked over and saw Saichiro doing some hip hop moves. I then got an idea. I decided to do some b-boy moves like the ones I saw on that American show called America's Best Dance Crew. I started to do some flips and break dancing moves. I was doing well when the end was coming and knew I had to pull off a big finish. I did a back flip with no hands and landed on one hand with my legs in the air doing a crook v.

It was silent for a moment before everyone started cheering. I looked at my team and saw them with their jaws hanging. "Yaaaaaay! Itachi same can bust a move!" yelled Tobi.

'Pretty awesome for a stick in the mud.'

'Do me a favor. Shut your mouth and just leave.'

'Wahhhhhhh, your mean!'

'What a baby. Hard to believe that is the inner me.'

"And the winner is Itachi!" I looked up at the sound of my name. Saichiro walked up to me and shook my hand.

"Good job. I enjoyed battling you."

"Same here. Hey Hiro, I'm gonna have a truck come pick it up. Here." I gave him the 300 dollars and left with my team.

I sighed. Time for the next task.

o~O~o

I took deep breaths as I got ready for this next task on this dumb scavenger hunt. We were currently walking to the supermarket to go get the shopping cart. I had already gotten the simple things like Itachi. So far me and him were on the screwed up tasks. At this point, I'm not sure who's going to lose their mind first.

"Sasuke look." said Neji. I looked to where he pointed and saw that there were no carts in the front which meant we had to go inside. I walked in and looked around. Mostly everyone was shopping in groups, so I had to find someone who was alone.

"Hey Sasuke, how about that one?" asked Naruto.

I followed his line of vision and saw a lone cart. I nodded at everyone to signal them that I was going for the cart. I looked around and ran up to the cart. I started to push forward when I heard a 'hey that's mine' and started to panic. I ditched the cart we had and ran.

My team was following me and so were 3 security guards.

"Hey, don't forget to get the shopping cart!" yelled Neji.

I randomly grabbed one without looking and jetted out of there. We were zooming threw aisles and finally out of the supermarket. We stop in an alley to catch our breath.

"That-pant-was so-pant-fucken-pant-stupid." said Hidan.

"Never-pant-again." said Ino.

"Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

We all jumped and TenTen looked into the cart. She paled. "Crap."

"What's the matter?" I ask.

"Look." She held up a tiny baby girl.

We all fell anime style. "How the hell did you take a baby?" asked Hidan.

"I don't know. I didn't see it!" I yelled. Man I was screwed.

"You know that we can't take it back yet right?" said Kakazu.

I sighed. "Yeah. Will bring it to the police station after we're done alright?" I asked.

They all nodded. "Now, on to the next task."

End of chapter 3