Me: OMG!! THX FOR THE REVIEWS GUYS!I DIDN'T GET SHOT!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!

Me:ToboeDeidaraLover- thxs Sasori and Deidara loved the cookies and plushes XD

Me: DemonFoxFromHell and SasoDeiLover7- DON'T KILL ME!! XD

Me:Jaded fox7- Tobi says hi!! XD

Any way...

Me: You know how the writers worst critic is their self...IT'S LIE!! The writers worse critic is Itachi.

Itachi: It's only cuz you made my brother emo in this chapter.

Me: He Is Emo! And I thought you guys hate each other.

Itachi: No! I care for my brother a lot. I only made him want to kill me for his own benefit so he can get stronger. I love my brother so much that I did this for him.

Every ItaXSasu fan girl in the world: AWW!! THATS SO SWEET ITACHI-SAN!!

Itachi: Really? This is what Bonny-Chan told me to say.

Fan girls: -Sweat drops-

Me: -eye twitches-

Me: Bonny-Chan how the hell did you get in my house again?!

-Bonny walks out of the closet-

Bonny: Easy 3rd Floor window.

Me:-Sweat Drops-

Me: Your a crazed stalker, you know this right?

Bonny: Yes! But I love ItaXSasu!!

Itachi: GAA!! I HATE THAT SHIT!!

-Itachi, Bonny, and the fan girls fight over Uchiha yaoi-

Me: -sighs and gets aspirin-

Me: WILL SOMBODY READ THE GOD DAMN DISCLAMER!!

Bonny and the fan girls: She doesn't own naruto but if she did there would be a lot more ItaXSasu.

Itachi and I: NO THERE WOULDEN'T!!

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(One week time skip)

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Deidara woke up to a still beeping alarm clock hitting him in the head. He sat up.

"Danna, un." he mumbled.

Deidara looked across the room to see a certain red head glaring daggers at him.

"HAY BRAT IT'S FRIGGIN 7:00 WHY THE HELL DO YOU SLEEP SO LATE?!" Sasori snapped at the blond. "I MIGHT ACULLY WAN'T TO EAT BREAKFAST!!"

"Gome nasai Danna,un." Deidara mumbled grabbing half his uniform and a sweatshirt, walking into the bathroom.

"Why the hell do I have to get up so early, un?" Deidara muttered as he pulled on the skirt to his uniform. He shivered.

'At least its better then going to sleep,' he thought 'thats when they come.'

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(a/n; sorry I'm making Deidara's views so short. Hes hard to write they'll be more in the next chappy tho)

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It had only been a week and already Sasori hated his roommate. The Stupid kid made him late for breakfast, and now Sasori had to pick up every thing that he had thrown at the blond to get him up. Speaking of time the brat was taking way too long in the bathroom.

"Blondy Get The Hell Out Of The Bathroom!!"Sasori yelled.

The bathroom door opened..

There stood the blond with a mini skirt on and a black hoodie that said: I'm like art always, a bang.

Sasori Turned red.

'So kawii'

Deidara tilted his head sideways.

"Yes, Danna, Un?"

Sasori got redder and started to imagine Deidara in a maid outfit (a/n:XD). He mentally slapped him self.

'Stop being a pervert, this kids a guy. You don't like guys.'

Sasori turned away picking up the cell phone he had thrown at the blond earlier.

"Were late for breakfast hurry up and help me pick this shit up."

"Ya,un."

Deidara walked over and picked up the alarm clock.

"Hay Danna, is this your alarm clock,un?'

"Ya brat." Sasori said turning around, he saw it the blond tripped over a can of hair spray, Landing right on top of Sasori.

Sasori stared up at the blondsone visible cerulean eye. He reached up to push the blonds hair out of the other. Then just on cue the emo kid Sasuke from the other room from the next room walked in.

"Asuma-sensi says if you guys don't get to the cafeteria in five your-"

Sasori and Deidara turned beat red.

"Uhh...sorry to interrupt..." Sasuke mumbled quickly walking out of the room

Deidara quickly got off of Sasori.

"S-Sorry, un" he muttered avoiding the red heads eyes.

They walked to the cafeteria in silence.

"I hear you got hot and heavy with your roommate Sasori." Itachi said smugly.

"NO WE DIDN'T!!" Deidara and Sasori said in perfect synchronization except for the added un.

Hey blushed and Deidara turned to the left to talk to a boy with and orange mask. Sasori had always wondered how Itachi knew every thing that happened to his brother 2 minutes after it did.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, UN?!"

Sasori turned to see Deidara ready to stab the masked boy with his knife.

"Uhh...Deidara..."

"HE CALLED ME A FUCKEN GIRL,UN!"

" Tobi is a good boy, Tobi just said sempi was a pretty girl. TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!" Sasori heard the black haired plead. He needed to stop this, people were staring.

"Dammit Deidara!" Sasori said grabbing the blonds wrist just as he lunged at the Tobi kid.

"DANNA, HE SAID I WAS A GIRL,UN!!" Deidara yelled trying to yank his arm from the red heads grasp.

"WELL MABY IF YOU CUT YOUR HAIR PEOPLE WOULDEN'T THINK YOU WERE ONE!"

Sasori yelled back.

There was a clatter as the knife hit the floor.

"What did you say,un?"

"I SAID CUT YOUR HAIR BRAT!!"

The blond turned to Sasori.

"There is a reason why my hair is this long,un!" The blond snapped yanking his arm out of Sasori's and running out of the cafeteria.

"You with a guy?" Itachi mused, trying to hold a laugh.

"Thats Not What happened!" Sasori snapped.

'I never liked that little brat' he thought to him self angrily.

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Itachi: What the hells up with the cliff hanger?

--Kita and Bonny stare at the like recording of Sasori and Deidara locked in a room.--

Me: I didn't want to write anymore now go get us some popcorn.

Bonny: HOLY SHIT HOW DO THEY BEND THAT WAY?!

--Itachi stares at the TV.--

Itachi: How much sake did you get them to drink to do that?

Me:--Giggles-- None at all.

Itachi:--Sighs-- Write reviews so she'll actually write more than fluffiness in this story.