Emo: Alright guys, let's see who's first.


Link: go on a date with a Ganondorf while wearing a pink dress.

Rune Caster


Link & Ganon: Ah Hell no!

Emo: Link... do it or else.

Link: Or else what?

Emo: I know someone else who could do worse. -evil grin-

Ganon: Who?

Emo: Go to the website and look up my co-writer's dare-thing.

Ganon: -On computer- There's two...

Emo: Read both.

Ganon: -minutes pass, eyes widen- Link, do what he says... -quivers-

Link: ... what color's the dress again?

Emo: Pink.

Risu: -pops out of nowhere and screams- PINK! DIE PINK! -brings out gun and shoots at Link- -disappears-

Link: -hides behind Emo- uh... I'll be right back. -runs in changing room-

Emo: He'll take forever... Zelda, help him put the dress on.

Zelda:... what?

Emo: Zelda... do I have to burn you like I did to Ruto?

Zelda: ...You burned Ruto?

Emo: Who wouldn't want to?

Zelda: I guess I'll help him -walks towards changing room, swearing violently under her breath-

Link: Ah! What the...!

Zelda: Hold still, it's on wrong!

Link: Ah! Emo-boy, she's raping me!

Emo: Whatever... -reads TC magazine-

Zelda: Done!

Link came out wearing a pink dress that sparkled. Emo stiffled a laugh as Ganon came up wearing a tuxedo, his hair actually combed. Emo grabs a camera.

Emo: Now I'm not a fan of yaoi, but this is good!

Link: Just take the picture...

Emo: -takes several pictures- Alright you can go. Have fun you two!

Ganon: (bleep) you man.

Emo: Whatever... next dare!


Wow, a truth-or-dare fic fresh out of the oven.

Link: (T)What's your favorite piece of equipment ever?
(D)I dare you to lock yourself in the closet for 1 hour with those three
fangirls in front of Purlo's tent, Malo, Talo, Beth, the Postman, AND the
Killer Bees from Windfall Island.

Marin: (T) What's it like for you in the outside world?
(D) I dare you to grab a little bunny and drop him in a lake from 50 feet
up.

Zelda: (D) I dare you to make out with Ganondorf and Zant at the same time.

Ruto and Navi: (D) I dare you to stand in front of a wall while everyone
takes turns beating you up and throwing stuff at you while I chop Jabu-Jabu
into sushi and the new Deku Tree into firewood.

evil laugh

keybladeboy

Emo: Huh? Wow, okay... Link! -dashes out door, sees carriage- What. The. (bleep)

Link: What do you want, you wanna torture me more?

Emo: -yanks Link out of carriage- Exactly...

Link: -pulls back- I don't wanna!

Emo: -pulls harder- come on Cinderella, you're going inside... there's someone you... should... meet? -picks up package at door, reads label and grins evilly-

Ganon: Hurry up! The stalhorses are getting jittery!

Emo: Cool it! Come on Link.

-The two walk inside-

Emo: Here, read your dare while I.. um... stow this in the closet... -runs away-

Link: -reads paper- Well, my favorite peice of equipment would probably be a tie between the bow and arrows and Din's fire. And you want me to do something like that?

Emo: -walks back in- The customer's always right. Anyway, I just- -doorbell rings- Ruto! Get the door! -grabs Link and throws him in closet along with fangirls, Malo, Talo, Beth, the Postman, AND the Killer Bees from Windfall Island. Eventually hears chaos-

Emo: -rubs hands- Heh, I love myself.

Ruto: -runs back in, smiles right in front of Emo's face- It's your co-writer!

Emo: What?! -hurls himself to door to slam it shut- Hey, Ruto, get Marin while I do... -flashing light- ...this? Oh (bleep)ing alchemy!

BOOM!

Risu: Why the hell would you keep me out? -waves spear threateningly at Emo's face-

Ruto comes with Marin

Emo: -backs away from Risu and hands Marin dare- That's for you. And guys! This my co-writer, silver candle, but for this session, we can just call her Risu.

Marin: -ignores the sudden random arguement between Emo and Risu- Well the outside world is exciting, but some things are painful to watch, such as those two fighting.
Emo: Leave me the hell out of your dare!
Marin:
-Grabs bunny and hikes to a lake, and then stops at a cliff- I don't wanna!

Risu: That's right, rebel against the emo! -blinks- Hey! That's a bunny! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!

Emo: Drop it! -grabs video/audio camera-

Marin: -lets go, Emo jumps after it to record its suffering-

Emo: Oh (bleep)!
-SPLASH-

Emo: Without further interruption, here's Zelda!

Zelda: -Takes turns making out with Zant and Ganon-

Emo & Risu: Ugh! Not Zant...

Emo: -reads dare sheet- Keybladeboy, this last part practically makes us brothers. -lines up Ruto and Navi, then puts up sign-

Ruto: Oh this so exciting!

Navi: ... we're about to die!

Ruto: I know! What's it like in the Sacred Realm I've wondered!

Navi: You're about find out!!

-Wham! Bang! Blam!-

Emo: My turn! Die Ruto!

-makes Ruto burst into flames-

Emo: Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

Risu: I can do better!

-claps hands and grabs Navi. Light shines, and she drops nothing but blood-

Emo: You stopped at step two!!

Risu: So, we're evil! I thought we had an excuse! -laughs evilly and claps hands while jumping up and down-

Emo: You thought I was mad, wow... I'm proud of you!

Risu: -punches Emo- No hugging...

Emo: -rubs face- fine, depress me...

Risu: -pats Emo's head, Emo growls- Anyways, since he's depressed, next dare!


a truth-or-dare fic

Link:(T) Is it true that you like Zelda more then Ruto, Saria & Malon
Link & Zelda:(D) If yes you those three get to hit you with piniata sticks if no they do it anyway
Ganondorf: (D) Make out with Naboouo (Spelling Wrong)

sonicx man


Risu: -hands sheet of paper to Link- That's for you.

Emo: YARGH!! -tackles Risu, both start childishly fighting(kicking, punching, biting etc.)- You're not taking over my show, dammit!

Risu: My show's better and more insane and you need my help! ADMIT IT DAMMIT!

Link: Do I like Zelda? NO! Look at how many times I saved her (bleep)! Did I get a reward for it?! NO! Not even a hug or a kiss! Not even a (bleep)ing congradulatory handshake! No! -walks over to Malon- I love Malon! She's fair, loving, and (bleep) man, she gave me a free horse in OoT!

Emo: -stops fighting with Risu- ow... Ganondorf, this is yours! -shoves sheet of paper to Ganon's stomach, then argues with Risu again-

Ganon: Aw... Emo and Risu sitting in a...

Emo: -hurls himself towards Ganon- AARGH! Don't start! Just read the dare and leave me alone! -sulks in corner-

Ganon: -reads quickly before squealing like a girl- Yes! Come to me Nabooru! -makes out with Nabooru-


Risu: That's all we have! And I hope you boost Emo's self-esteem by reviewing more dares! Just make sure they're really crazy like the ones I get for the FMA truth or dare! WAHAHAHA!

Emo: ...You're insane...and leave my (bleep)ing self-esteem out of this! -sobs-

Link: When do I get to take the dress off?

Emo: -yells angrily at Link in German-

Risu: I think that means no. -mutters something in French-

Emo: Ja!

Link: What's that mean?

Risu: That means I'm right and he's wrong.

Link: WWAAAA!!

Emo: Do you enjoy poisoning the minds of young children such as Link?

Risu: He's a child?

Emo: Look at him!

-Link in fetal position-