Emo returned to closet featured in last episode, grabbing the box. He opened it and saw what he expected. "Soiled Milk" from his co-writer, Silver Candle.

"Dear Emo, I heard you might need my help, so I sent you soiled milk. If you wanna use it correctly, force-feed it to those least expecting it. Risu"

Ganon: -Peeks his head through window in living room- Sir, I think we're ready!

Emo: Thank you Ganon... -walked outside and went inside car-

Link: I didn't know you could drive.

Emo: I can't. Not legally anyway. -evil smile, mashes his foot on the gas pedal-

Link, Ganon, Zelda and Malon: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!


-in the building-

Emo: Let's see the dares! I will now read the first one aloud!


Link: if you found out shiek was real what would you do?
zelda: do you know if you and link are realy brother and sister? and how do you feel about ruining the best person in the world (sheik)! gods go die!
ruto/navi: go kill your selfs in the most in human way posible.
(ps love what your doing here, keep up the fun)

minda J.


Link: I don't know, continue with life, I guess.

Emo: You're no fun. Rant!

Link: Wha?

Emo: Rant you (bleep)ing elf! -grabs shotgun, cocks it-

Link: B-But I don't know what that is...

Emo: Link, do you know what explosive shells do to you when they impact with the bo-

Risu: YARGH! -Blasts Emo with same type of shells-

Link: Hey Emo, there are holes in you. BIG holes!

Emo: Forget it... just continue with the dare.

Zelda: I honestly don't know about that. My father Daphnes never told me about a second child. And I AM Shiek! How do I ruin him!

Emo: -mutters to Risu- There's something I wanna say but shouldn't. -Risu smirks-

Ruto: I already died before! Why do you people hate me!

Emo: Risu, explain.

Risu: You're a whiny self-centered (bleep)ing (bleep) who needs to die.

Emo: I'll go Mustang on your (bleep) -throws Molotov Cocktails at Ruto, shoots Navi with taser and leaves it on-


Link:(D)Return Ruto from the dead and then makeout with her. I would love to see you suffer.

AmazingZeldafan09


Ruto: I can breathe!

Emo: -sings- which is unnecessary...

Link: -face turns green- I don't feel good.

Ganon: Whoa, Link. You're the same color as your outfit.

Link: Shut up... -kisses Ruto, then throws up on her-

Emo: Haha, I gotta send this to AmazingZeldafan09 -records-


hehe.hehe.
Link, T: What is your opinion on applesauce? (I'm sorry, I just have to know!)
Link, D: Sleep one night with 10 cuccos in the room.

Ganon, T: Is it true you like to cook?

Zelda, D: Throw Link in prison for no apparent reason.

Ganon, D: play with Toon Link for an hour. Actually, two. You. MUST. DO. THIS.

LinkwithRedSox


Link: My opinion on applesauce... it's a sauce... made of apples...

Emo: Well, that's Link for ya.

Ganon: Cooking is my passion! I love cooking! It inspires the creativity within me!

Risu: You're creative?

Emo: You'd think he be more creative when it comes to taking over Hyrule.

Ganon: I'll show you how creative I am when I kill you!

Emo: -TT- Wanna be fired?

Ganon: -On hands and knees- No! Please! I'm sorry, I won't do it again.

Zelda: Guards, take him away! -points at Link, who's eating-

Link: -mouth full- huh? AH! -get's tackled and thrown in prison- (bleep) you all.

Emo and Risu: Whatever.

Ganon: What do you wanna play?

T. Link: Let's play guards and bandits!

Ganon: I call bandit. -T. Link stabs him in an uncomfortable area, Ganon squeals like a girl and falls down-

T. Link: Let's play some more!

Ganon: T-T -sobs-


lmao a funny idea. heres a dare
Link:i dare you to go to zelda's father and tell him you got her pregnent while he is giving a speech to everybody

omegarulesall


-At the town plaza-

Emo: -imitates the Terminator- Do it now!

Daphnes: People of Hyrule! I am pleased to announce that-

Link: -jumps to stage- I got Zelda pregnant!

Daphnes: -freezes, crowd gasps- Excuse me?! How dare a lowly peasant like you-!

Link: Buh bye now! AAAHHHH!! -chased by soldiers, not guards, soldiers-


i hae a dare for a lot of thgem...

Zant Twilight Pricenss) I dare you to sing the cuppy cake song. i also want to know do you like Midna or me more?

Link i want you to dance with Ganondorf.

Ganon:i want you to tell us why you always kidnap Zelda.

Midna: go three days without eating cookies.

another for Zant: Say pound it three times faster then normal while bending backwwards like you do.

and finally...tingle i dare you to shut uf for three montsh.

Lots of love, especaly for Zand and Link,

Crazy Albino Ninja


Zant: Excuuuse me?

Emo: -Grabs sniper rifle, loads in a couple rounds- Do it, before I kill Twili in front of you. Your Twili anyway.

Zant: You wouldn't...

Emo: -blasts Twili soldier- Wanna bet?

Zant: -Sings cuppy cake song-

Emo: This isn't amusing... -grabs rifle- Dance as well! -blasts random spots near Zant's feet, making him hop all over the room.

Risu: (bleep)ing trigger-happy overly-emotional psychotic bastard.

Emo: Well excuuuse me Princess!

Link: That's my line!

Emo: Hey, I'd make a better Link than you any day of the week!

Link:...

Ganon: It's true.

Link: -bawls-

Risu: Cheer up Link, you get to dance with Ganon!

Link: What?!

Risu: Should we do a fast song or a slow-dance song?

Emo: Let's make him suffer... slow-dance.

Ganon: -embraces Link and dances with him-

Emo: -tear- They grow up so fast. -blows nose-

Risu: You're such a drama queen.

Ganon: Well, believe or not... I get lonely! -cries-

Emo: Try being alone for six years!

Ganon: You're right, -sniff- I get it better than most people.

Midna: I can't! I love cookies! -reaches for box, Risu snatches it away-

Risu: No! Do your dare! If anyone's gonna have a cookie, it's me. -puts hand in jar-

Emo: No! -tackles Risu- I won't let you! You'll end all sentient life on Earth... and Hyrule!

Zant: -reads second dare- Oh yeah. Pound it, pound it, pound it! -bends back everytime he says "pound it!"-

Emo and Risu: Gross! -shoot him together-

Tingle: Oompah, Loompah Kaloo-Limpah!

Emo: Shut up! -aims at him-

Tingle: -shuts up-


Hey Pyro!
Vaati:(D) Dress up as a girl and dye his hair black.

Link:(D) Run around in a bikini yelling "I'm a girl and I know it!"

Skull Fairy Zombie


Emo: -grabs clothes from random dresser- Hey Vaati!

Vaati: Huh, whoa!

Emo: There! -claps hands together- Now I'm satisfied.

Risu: Is that my blouse?!

Emo: -shields Vaati- No! What are you talking about?! I don't see a blouse!

Risu: -glares- You're both dead! -grabs giant seven-barreled laser cannnon-

Emo and Vaati: Holy (bleep)!

Risu: -blasts both of them, Emo reaches and gasps for air-

Ganon: What color should it be?

Risu: Green?

Ganon: No, he wears that too much...

Link: Hey guys. Uh, Ganon? May I ask why you're in the girl's section of the store?

Ganon: -hands Link his dare as he silently reaches for a random bikini-

Link: What?!

Risu: Grab him! -Both Risu and Ganon tackle him-

-ten minutes of torture later-

Risu: Sing it! -slap-

Link: Never!

Risu: Sing it now! -punch-

Link: I can take physical pain!

Emo: -grabs shotgun- Is that so? -cocks the gun-

Link: -runs around- I'm a girl and I know it! -crowd takes pictures-


PE: I dare you to make out with Ruto and Navi.

Risu: I ALSO dare you to make out with Ruto and Navi!!

new and improved evil laugh

keybladeboy


Emo and Risu: What?!

Ganon and Link: Yes! -Ganon grabs Emo and Link grabs Risu, pushing them to Ruto and Navi-

Emo: (bleep) you (bleep)ing (bleep)es! -lips touch Ruto's, Risu's touch Navi's and vice versa)

Link: -high-fives Ganon-

Emo: You're both dead! -blasts them with RPG launcher, Risu uses handgun-


Shiek:-dare-Dress like a balerina and dance to the sugarplum song

Vaati:-dare-Shrink yourself back down to Minish size and challenge Link to a rematch. You can not change sizes before or during the fight.

Ganondorf:-truth-Does being the only male in an all woman tribe effect you in any way? If so, then how?

Gary


Shiek: Very well. -puts on outfit and dances to song-

Emo: That's no fun. -pulls lever- Now try dancing when surrounded by... ZOMBIES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAA!

Shiek: Oh (bleep)! -dances faster, eventually gets eaten-

Emo: Ha!

Risu: You're mean...

Emo: I know. -rubs hands together-

Vaati: Alright. -shrinks- Fight me Link!

Link: SEYAA!!

Vaati: -sends powerful spell to Link, throwing to the other side of Hyrule- I win! -winks-

Ganondorf: Well I'll admit that sexual temption is very high...

Emo: And that's all we need to know... -grabs Steyr and begins shooting a practice target-


Emo: This was too much fun to write!

Risu: Check out my Truth or Dare for Fullmetal Alchemist! Just search for that. And it's Silver Candle, not Risu. Emo, are you still brushing your teeth?!

Emo: I taste fish spit! That's not cool!

Ganon: Let us know when you-

Emo: DIE!! -tackles Ganondorf-

Risu: -sighs- boys...