Emo returned to closet featured in last episode, grabbing the box. He opened it and saw what he expected. "Soiled Milk" from his co-writer, Silver Candle.
"Dear Emo, I heard you might need my help, so I sent you soiled milk. If you wanna use it correctly, force-feed it to those least expecting it. Risu"
Ganon: -Peeks his head through window in living room- Sir, I think we're ready!
Emo: Thank you Ganon... -walked outside and went inside car-
Link: I didn't know you could drive.
Emo: I can't. Not legally anyway. -evil smile, mashes his foot on the gas pedal-
Link, Ganon, Zelda and Malon: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
-in the building-
Emo: Let's see the dares! I will now read the first one aloud!
Link: if you found out shiek was real what would you do?
zelda: do you know if you and link are realy brother and sister? and how do you feel about ruining the best person in the world (sheik)! gods go die!
ruto/navi: go kill your selfs in the most in human way posible.
(ps love what your doing here, keep up the fun)
minda J.
Link: I don't know, continue with life, I guess.
Emo: You're no fun. Rant!
Link: Wha?
Emo: Rant you (bleep)ing elf! -grabs shotgun, cocks it-
Link: B-But I don't know what that is...
Emo: Link, do you know what explosive shells do to you when they impact with the bo-
Risu: YARGH! -Blasts Emo with same type of shells-
Link: Hey Emo, there are holes in you. BIG holes!
Emo: Forget it... just continue with the dare.
Zelda: I honestly don't know about that. My father Daphnes never told me about a second child. And I AM Shiek! How do I ruin him!
Emo: -mutters to Risu- There's something I wanna say but shouldn't. -Risu smirks-
Ruto: I already died before! Why do you people hate me!
Emo: Risu, explain.
Risu: You're a whiny self-centered (bleep)ing (bleep) who needs to die.
Emo: I'll go Mustang on your (bleep) -throws Molotov Cocktails at Ruto, shoots Navi with taser and leaves it on-
Link:(D)Return Ruto from the dead and then makeout with her. I would love to see you suffer.
AmazingZeldafan09
Ruto: I can breathe!
Emo: -sings- which is unnecessary...
Link: -face turns green- I don't feel good.
Ganon: Whoa, Link. You're the same color as your outfit.
Link: Shut up... -kisses Ruto, then throws up on her-
Emo: Haha, I gotta send this to AmazingZeldafan09 -records-
hehe.hehe.
Link, T: What is your opinion on applesauce? (I'm sorry, I just have to know!)
Link, D: Sleep one night with 10 cuccos in the room.
Ganon, T: Is it true you like to cook?
Zelda, D: Throw Link in prison for no apparent reason.
Ganon, D: play with Toon Link for an hour. Actually, two. You. MUST. DO. THIS.
LinkwithRedSox
Link: My opinion on applesauce... it's a sauce... made of apples...
Emo: Well, that's Link for ya.
Ganon: Cooking is my passion! I love cooking! It inspires the creativity within me!
Risu: You're creative?
Emo: You'd think he be more creative when it comes to taking over Hyrule.
Ganon: I'll show you how creative I am when I kill you!
Emo: -TT- Wanna be fired?
Ganon: -On hands and knees- No! Please! I'm sorry, I won't do it again.
Zelda: Guards, take him away! -points at Link, who's eating-
Link: -mouth full- huh? AH! -get's tackled and thrown in prison- (bleep) you all.
Emo and Risu: Whatever.
Ganon: What do you wanna play?
T. Link: Let's play guards and bandits!
Ganon: I call bandit. -T. Link stabs him in an uncomfortable area, Ganon squeals like a girl and falls down-
T. Link: Let's play some more!
Ganon: T-T -sobs-
lmao a funny idea. heres a dare
Link:i dare you to go to zelda's father and tell him you got her pregnent while he is giving a speech to everybody
omegarulesall
-At the town plaza-
Emo: -imitates the Terminator- Do it now!
Daphnes: People of Hyrule! I am pleased to announce that-
Link: -jumps to stage- I got Zelda pregnant!
Daphnes: -freezes, crowd gasps- Excuse me?! How dare a lowly peasant like you-!
Link: Buh bye now! AAAHHHH!! -chased by soldiers, not guards, soldiers-
i hae a dare for a lot of thgem...
Zant Twilight Pricenss) I dare you to sing the cuppy cake song. i also want to know do you like Midna or me more?
Link i want you to dance with Ganondorf.
Ganon:i want you to tell us why you always kidnap Zelda.
Midna: go three days without eating cookies.
another for Zant: Say pound it three times faster then normal while bending backwwards like you do.
and finally...tingle i dare you to shut uf for three montsh.
Lots of love, especaly for Zand and Link,
Crazy Albino Ninja
Zant: Excuuuse me?
Emo: -Grabs sniper rifle, loads in a couple rounds- Do it, before I kill Twili in front of you. Your Twili anyway.
Zant: You wouldn't...
Emo: -blasts Twili soldier- Wanna bet?
Zant: -Sings cuppy cake song-
Emo: This isn't amusing... -grabs rifle- Dance as well! -blasts random spots near Zant's feet, making him hop all over the room.
Risu: (bleep)ing trigger-happy overly-emotional psychotic bastard.
Emo: Well excuuuse me Princess!
Link: That's my line!
Emo: Hey, I'd make a better Link than you any day of the week!
Link:...
Ganon: It's true.
Link: -bawls-
Risu: Cheer up Link, you get to dance with Ganon!
Link: What?!
Risu: Should we do a fast song or a slow-dance song?
Emo: Let's make him suffer... slow-dance.
Ganon: -embraces Link and dances with him-
Emo: -tear- They grow up so fast. -blows nose-
Risu: You're such a drama queen.
Ganon: Well, believe or not... I get lonely! -cries-
Emo: Try being alone for six years!
Ganon: You're right, -sniff- I get it better than most people.
Midna: I can't! I love cookies! -reaches for box, Risu snatches it away-
Risu: No! Do your dare! If anyone's gonna have a cookie, it's me. -puts hand in jar-
Emo: No! -tackles Risu- I won't let you! You'll end all sentient life on Earth... and Hyrule!
Zant: -reads second dare- Oh yeah. Pound it, pound it, pound it! -bends back everytime he says "pound it!"-
Emo and Risu: Gross! -shoot him together-
Tingle: Oompah, Loompah Kaloo-Limpah!
Emo: Shut up! -aims at him-
Tingle: -shuts up-
Hey Pyro!
Vaati:(D) Dress up as a girl and dye his hair black.
Link:(D) Run around in a bikini yelling "I'm a girl and I know it!"
Skull Fairy Zombie
Emo: -grabs clothes from random dresser- Hey Vaati!
Vaati: Huh, whoa!
Emo: There! -claps hands together- Now I'm satisfied.
Risu: Is that my blouse?!
Emo: -shields Vaati- No! What are you talking about?! I don't see a blouse!
Risu: -glares- You're both dead! -grabs giant seven-barreled laser cannnon-
Emo and Vaati: Holy (bleep)!
Risu: -blasts both of them, Emo reaches and gasps for air-
Ganon: What color should it be?
Risu: Green?
Ganon: No, he wears that too much...
Link: Hey guys. Uh, Ganon? May I ask why you're in the girl's section of the store?
Ganon: -hands Link his dare as he silently reaches for a random bikini-
Link: What?!
Risu: Grab him! -Both Risu and Ganon tackle him-
-ten minutes of torture later-
Risu: Sing it! -slap-
Link: Never!
Risu: Sing it now! -punch-
Link: I can take physical pain!
Emo: -grabs shotgun- Is that so? -cocks the gun-
Link: -runs around- I'm a girl and I know it! -crowd takes pictures-
PE: I dare you to make out with Ruto and Navi.
Risu: I ALSO dare you to make out with Ruto and Navi!!
new and improved evil laugh
keybladeboy
Emo and Risu: What?!
Ganon and Link: Yes! -Ganon grabs Emo and Link grabs Risu, pushing them to Ruto and Navi-
Emo: (bleep) you (bleep)ing (bleep)es! -lips touch Ruto's, Risu's touch Navi's and vice versa)
Link: -high-fives Ganon-
Emo: You're both dead! -blasts them with RPG launcher, Risu uses handgun-
Shiek:-dare-Dress like a balerina and dance to the sugarplum song
Vaati:-dare-Shrink yourself back down to Minish size and challenge Link to a rematch. You can not change sizes before or during the fight.
Ganondorf:-truth-Does being the only male in an all woman tribe effect you in any way? If so, then how?
Gary
Shiek: Very well. -puts on outfit and dances to song-
Emo: That's no fun. -pulls lever- Now try dancing when surrounded by... ZOMBIES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAA!
Shiek: Oh (bleep)! -dances faster, eventually gets eaten-
Emo: Ha!
Risu: You're mean...
Emo: I know. -rubs hands together-
Vaati: Alright. -shrinks- Fight me Link!
Link: SEYAA!!
Vaati: -sends powerful spell to Link, throwing to the other side of Hyrule- I win! -winks-
Ganondorf: Well I'll admit that sexual temption is very high...
Emo: And that's all we need to know... -grabs Steyr and begins shooting a practice target-
Emo: This was too much fun to write!
Risu: Check out my Truth or Dare for Fullmetal Alchemist! Just search for that. And it's Silver Candle, not Risu. Emo, are you still brushing your teeth?!
Emo: I taste fish spit! That's not cool!
Ganon: Let us know when you-
Emo: DIE!! -tackles Ganondorf-
Risu: -sighs- boys...
