Tobi: Yo, this is tobi formally known as kita-sempi.

Blondie: This is Blondie, her editor... -evil aura-

Tobi: -Glomps- DANNA I LOVE YOU RAPE ME!!!!!

Blondie: -Falls over- Tobi...Get the hell off me right now...-Glares-

Tobi: -Runs away behind a chair- EBIL SEME!! T_T

Blondie: HELL YEAH!!! -eyes sparkle-

Tobi: Da-Danna... T.T

Blondie: Slave? -evil aura returns-

Tobi: -sniffle- Talk, please. -keeps hiding-

Blondie: -sits back down- Yes, yes, the press conference, right.

Tobi: -sits in other chair L style and nods-

Blondie: OK!! 1st question! -Points to reporter in black-

Reporter: yes, Is the story in question...*looks down at note pad* Psychotic, Is it truly being discontinued?

Tobi: N-

Blondie: -Yes, It has, by my order.

Tobi: -Cry's- T.T

Blondie: Cry baby...NEXT QUESTION!!! -points to another reporter-

Reporter 2: Are you planning on writing any other SasoDei story's after you discontinued this one?

Tobi: Yes, There are already two in the making-

Blondie: -AND THERE WILL BE TONS OF LEMONS AND YUMMY RAPE SCEANS!!!

Tobi: -sweat drops- No there won't, I never said there were gonna be any scenes like that....

Blondie: Eh-em, who's the master here...

Tobi: Y-You danna.

Blondie: CORRECT!! Now if I say there are gonna be rape and lemon scenes in there, there damn well be scenes like that in there...

Tobi: -nods- N-Next question. -points 2 reporter-

Reporter: Ok, are you two dating???

Tobi: -Jumps up- YES!!!

Blondie: -Jumps up and glares at Tobi- NO WE ARE NOT!!!

Tobi: -Raises eyebrow- liar... :P

Blondie: I AM NOT!! WILL YOU STOP TELLING PPL THAT YOU AND I ARE DATING!!

Tobi: But don't you love me...? ;_;

Blondie: No....' -looks away-

Tobi: -laughs evily- Thats not what you said last night danna... kukukukukuku.... ^^

Blondie: -Turns red- Shut up Tobi....'

Tobi: -smiles- yes master.

Blondie: Thats all the questions were taking at the moment...

Tobi: Yup, -smiles cutely and waves- Bye byes. ^^

Blondie: -grabs the back of Tobi's shirt and starts dragging her backstage- I'm going to kick your ass for that...

Tobi: Huh..? WAIT!! WHAT?! NOOO!!! HELP ME!!! -struggles-

Reporters: -Sweat drops-

Blondie: Your so dead...-drags tobi backstage-

Tobi: NO!!!! T_T

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(A/n: we're not dating you Yuri loving perverts....')

(A/n: just friends with major benefits. ^^)

(A/n: Should I put a preview of one of those story's now..?)

(A/n: sure, Wth. ^^)

I hear the beat of the music pounding in my ears. I still have no idea why the hell I'm even at this damn party. I survey my surroundings lazily, a bunch of drunken sophomores, a bunch of high juniors, a lot of lazy seniors, a few sluttish freshmen, and not an adult in sight.

"Sasori-no-Danna…" I hear a slurred voice call.

"Do I know you?" I look up to see the School cross dresser/Whore Deidara standing Directly in front of me.

"Your cute, un..." he said grabbing the tie to my uniform.

"Oh really?" I smirk deciding to play along with his little game. I had nothing else to do.

He sits down next to me on the tattered old love seat.

"Want a drink, un?" he says, smiling as he hands me a cup filled with god knows what kind of liquor.

I down it all is one gulp. I was at a party with a hot guy that will fuck anything that moves, I might as well get drunk on top of it all...

(A/n:TADA!! Tell me if you want it continued or not, kk? ^^)