A/N: I updated a day earlier! YAY! If the summary says otherwise, next chapter will be updated in two weeks prior to the 25th! Thanks for your patronage and I hope to see you guys again with dares.
Search for silver candle to see her Fullmetal Alchemist Truth or Dare, which is guaranteed to be more insane than mine!
And yes, Silver candle is in the story, we just call her Risu.
Emo cooked his usual breakfast as he prepared himself to go to torture the characters. The front door began to click and Risu unlocked and opened the door.
Risu: Emo!
Emo: AAAHHH!! -drops pan with eggs, begins to breathe heavily-
Risu: What's wrong with you?
Emo: How'd you get in my house?!
Risu: I made a copy of your key...
Emo: You what?!
Risu: Let's go to work. We can talk about it later.
Emo: -growls- My breakfast...
Risu: Oh stop whining, we'll stop at Sonic. -pats Emo's head-
Emo: -smiles-
Ganon: Took you guys long enough to get here... -puts final card in the "Hold 'em river"-
Midna: For real... I match your 25 and raise it by 50.
Link: (bleep)! I fold...-gives cards to Ganon-
Ganon: Show your cards.
Midna: I win, FLUSH!
Zelda: Flush AND two pair! I win!
Midna: -glares- slimy (bleep)
Emo: You guys ready?
All: NO!
Emo & Risu: Too bad! -snatches cards-
lmao this was hilarious.
Link(t): why do you always attack cuccos?
Link(d): use dins fire on one million cuccos.
Ganon:(D) take over emos mind and make him use shot gun on random person.
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Link: It's entertaining, and I get to put my "cruelty to animals" thing to work!
Emo: Here's a question: Why don't you kill bunnies?
Link: What?! They're adorable! I wouldn't hurt one!
Risu: Yay! I found a believer!
Emo: Weak-siding, rodent-loving (bleep)...
Risu: -sticks out tongue-
Link: Din's Fire!! -burns one million cuccos-
Emo: -in bomb shelter, peeking through eyepiece- Here it comes! -claps hands excitedly-
-few seconds later-
Link: AAAHHH!! RAPE!! GET OFF!! POLICE!! I'M BEING RAPED BY CUCCOS!!
Ganon: I'm gonna enjoy this! -hands glow-
Emo: Hell nooo... -slurs, drools-
Risu: Let the battle begin!
Ganon: -Puts on hat and turns it around- Alright, Emo! I choose you! -throws pok'e ball-
Emo: -emotionless- sorrow...
Risu: Is that all he says?
Emo: -emotionless- demise...
Ganon: Nope!
-Ganon sends out Emo, Zelda sends out Midna-
Ganon: Let's get this over with! Emo, -points- Shotgun attack!
Emo: despair... -charges gun, fires-
Zelda & Midna: Looks like we're blasting off agaaaiiinnn!!
Risu: It's obviously super effective! -raises flag- Midna is down, Ganon and Emo are the winner!
Ganon: Yay!
Emo: depression...
-after 2 1/2 hours-
Emo: Next dare! -wipes off drool-
No one has dared Dark Link yet so I have one. I dare you to make out link. I love daring people to do stuff like That. Aso I have a question for Gannon, Why is your skin green?
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Dark Link: Come here sexy!
Link: Holy (bleep) stay away!! -runs-
Dark Link: -glomps Link, makes out with him-
Emo: Yes, why is your skin green Ganon?
Ganon: What Miyamoto said was a cover-up story for the true reason behind my existence! The true story was that I, Ganondorf, King of Evil, was -throws off cape and armor and flexes muscles- RAISED BY PLANTS!!
Emo: -gasps, then spontaneously combusts-
Risu: Link, give him CPR while I read the next dare...
Link: What?
That was so funney! I want Link to dress up in Zelda's dress and Zelda to put on Link's tunic! And I want Navi to die herself red and black! I also want Ganondorf to be coverred in stakes and stand in front of a pack of Wolfoses.(is that correct grammer?)
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Link and Zelda: No!
Emo: You will if you want to live!
Link: Oh pfft. Whatever...
Emo: I'm really not liking you right now Link... -cocks gun-
Link: Fine...
Zelda: Never!
Risu: -hands her a check for 100 dollars-
Zelda: No!
Emo: Now or you marry Aganihm!
Zelda: ARGH! Fine! -switches clothes with Link-
Aganihm: -sniffles-
Link: I lost my confidence as a man...
Emo: You mean boy.
Link: Leave me alone! -cries-
Emo: TT
Navi: Cool! -Paints herself red and black-
Emo: Ha! Your emo now!
Navi: Not cool!
Ganon: Bring it on! I can take physical pain!
Emo: Don't you hate wolves?
Ganon: Yes! Wait, what?
Emo: -pulls lever, wolfoes emerge-
Ganon: No! Stay back you flea-bags! -chomp- AAAHHH!!
Vaati:-dare-dress like a japanese teenage girl, walk into an all womans
lesbian club, and announce you're a woman attracted to women. You can not flee
the scene until someone figues out you're a guy.
Link:-dare-rip Navi's wings off.
Link:-dare-date Zelda, Ruto, Saria, and Malon at the same time. You can't let
them find out that you're dating multiple people at once.
screwtherulesihavemoney!!
Vaati: That's not me at all!
Emo: True, but Asian girls are hot right?
Vaati: Most of them.
Emo: Well, won't you want them all over you?
Vaati: ... Maybe.
Emo: Good! Risu will dress you up as she pleases.
Vaati: What?!
Risu: -snips scissors- Hi.
Vaati: oh (bleep).
-2 hours later-
Vaati: How do I look?
Risu: You're very pretty. Right Emo?
Emo: Yeah, whatever, let's just get him to the club.
Vaati: So are you guys going?
Emo: Nope, we're Christian. Even if I wasn't, I'm pretty much sworn to chastity.
Vaati:... wait! What kind of club is this?!
Risu: A lesbian club.
Emo: A lesbian sex club.
Vaati: What? No!
Emo: -throws Vaati inside- He'll probably be there for the entire night.
Risu: Maybe. Alright Link, look at your dare.
Link: Excuse me?
Emo: Come on Link, you can do it!
Link: Yay! -rips Navi'swings off, leaving Navi to swear violently-
Emo: Read the rest...
Link: Oh I can do it, no sweat.
-Emo and Link went to the local cafe at HyruleCastle Town which, having been renovated, was much larger and spacious-
Link: Hey Malon.
Malon: Hi Link.
Risu: Do you think Link can last?
Emo: No. Which is why I'm sending in Saria. -presses button-
Link: -sees Saria- Um, I gotta go... stretch... my leg...
Malon: Okay, come back.
-Link continues to do this repeatedly for the rest of the chapter-
Hi it's crazy albino ninja again, with more dares!! An some truiths.
Ganondorf: Ask Zelda to marry you,then beg until she does! 0o
Zant: gimme a hug and a kiss!! (i'm haveing fun)
Link: Assassinate Britany Spears.
Zelda: Admit it, you like Brittany spears!
Vatti: eat very spicy indian curry.
Navi: fly in fromt of a 18 wheeler.
Ganon: pour hot sauce on everything.
Shiek: aquire a whip, and beat ganon. And tell us your teagic lofe story.
Link: who do yor really ove, MIdna, Zelda, or Risa? Or is it Ganon?
Zant: who is your aerobics instructor?
Midna: Get in that kitchen, and make me some Pie!
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Ganon: Very well. -walks over to Zelda-
Zelda: -unenthusiastic- What?
Ganon: Umm... Zelda? I... was wondering... if you... would like to... marry me?
Zelda: ... no.
Ganon: What?!
Risu: No killing.
Ganon: Urgh... please marry me?
Zelda: No. I refuse.
Ganon: Gold and jewelry.
Zelda: I will... did you say gold and jewelry?
Ganon:... maybe...
Zelda: ... I LOVE YOU! -glomps Ganon-
Emo: Ew... bad image... I'm much more comfortable with Ganon and Link...
Zant: As you wish! -kisses albino ninja brandie-
Emo:... -falls over in disgust-
Link: Yes! Now I get to show off my awesome ninja skills! -wears black outfit-
Britany: Hello?
Link: Die!! -jumps from shadows-
Britany: Rape!!
Emo:... Did she scream rape?
Risu: That's what I heard.
Zelda: I LOVED her!!
Emo: -grabs shotgun-Oh well. -blasts Zelda- Moving on.
Vaati: Yes! I've always wanted to... who's cooking.
Emo: -scrapes knives together, grinningand chuckling evilly-
Risu: -covers eyes- It's just like Barry the Chopper all over again.
Emo: Curry's ready!
Vaati: ... oh boy... -eats- Holy (beep) that's (beep)ing hot! (beep) man, that tastes like (beep)!
Emo: -sniffles- Is my cooking really that bad?
Risu: Let me try. -takes bite, then coughs repeatedly and eyes begin to water- -cough-no-cough-
Navi: What?
Ganon: -whistles innocently, then flicks Navi in the middle of the street.
Truck: -HONK-
Navi: Holy Shi -SPLAT!-
Driver:... ooohhhh a firefly... -CRASH!-
Emo:... That could've been worse...
Risu: You think?
Ganon: Yay! Hot sauce!! -begins pouringon everything-
Emo: Duck! -hot sauce flies over his head- (beep), I'm tired of him already!
Risu: Oh let him have fun... just you're not able to doesn't mean he can't either... Emo?
Emo: -cries-
Risu: -scoffs- Boys...
Sheik: DIE GANONDORF!
Ganon: Huh? NO! Don't kill me! -thwap!- I"m sorry for the -thwap!- hot sauce! -thwap!, thwap!, THWAP!- MOMMY!! -thwap!-
Sheik: I refuse to tell anyone anything.
Emo:... -looks at whip- Okay... you don't have to...
Link: Let's see... Midna left me... Zelda refuses to reward me... I hate Ganon...
Ganon: WHAT?!
Link: I love Risu!
Emo: -cough- What?
Risu:... really? Wow... that's... unique...
Emo: I should write a RisuXLink story now... heh heh heh.
Risu: NO! -grabs gun-
Emo: Fine... ugh...
Zant: I taught myself thank you...
Zelda: Yeah, whatever...
Zant: WEE! -bounces off the walls... literally-
Midna: PIE!
Emo: -looks up from magazine- No. You're supposed to give to the reviewer... she wanted it.
Midna: Aw... fine... -hands the pie to albino Ninja Brandie-
Risu: This is exhausting...
Emo: Let's do it some more!
Link: I dare you to admit that you liked running around in a dress saving people.
Zelda: I dare you to take a re-dead and Kiss for 12 min.
thanks for that video of Link kissin Ruto Emo. That was way too funny
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Link: I kinda did like it... and I still do! -prances around-
Emo: Hmmm... prancingor dancing... -grabs shotgun- I want you to DANCE! -fires randomly-
Link: AHH!! -hops around, Risu chokes on popcorn while laughing, then records for reviewer-
Zelda: Twelve minutes...? Oh gods...
Risu: -pushes large box with Emo next to her, also pushing- What's a re-dead?
Emo: It's like a zombie... only slower but more annoying... Oh good, finally. -clears throat- Presenting the horror of the Shadow Temple, I give unto Zelda, a re-dead!
Crowd: GASP!
Emo: Indeed! And she will have to make out with said re-dead for twelve minutes!
Random person #1: Oh my gosh!
Emo: It's true! And it's like survivor all over again, isn't it?
Random person #2: I agree!
Zelda: ugh... -begins making out with re-dead, Risu records-
-After 11 minutes-
Crowd, Emo and Risu: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Zero!
Emo: Congratulations Zelda, you did the most annoying challenge ever! How do you feel?
Zelda: -throws up on Emo's suit-
Emo:... Well I've seen worse folks. Come back later for the next act!
Crowd: -cheers-
Emo: -closes curtain- Alright, let's see what's next.
Ha, fish spit. -evil laugh- I'm overusing that, I think. Anyways, awesome chapter!
Link: I dare you to prance around in a bikini with Dark AND Toon Links, who will also be wearing bikinis! xD
Zelda: I dare you to switch roles with Link for a new LoZ game. (i.e, your the swordswoman trying to save the prince)
P.E and Risu: I DARE YOU TO MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER! -super evil laugh-
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Link: Well, I did it once, I'll do it again... and you two are joining!
Dark Link: Very well.
Toon Link: Awesome!
Risu: -watches them prance- This is so wrong... make them dance.
Emo: No.
Risu: Aw why not? Please? -gives him begging face-
Emo: Fine. But I'm not using my shotgun...
Risu: Wow, that's new. -tosses bag at him-
Emo: -looks in bag- Fire grenades?! You're the best!
Risu: -smiles-
Emo: Run and jump faster! -throws a handful of bombs-
Dark Link: What?! ARGH! -catches fire-
Link: I'm on fire!! -runs around crazily-
Toon Link: My butt my butt my butt!!
Emo: -cackles evilly as he lobs more bombs-
Risu: -sighs- Zelda, I'll help you.
Zelda: Thanks. -grabs sword and shield-
Link: There were untold legends of girl...
Zelda: ARGH! -spins attacks Moblins-
Link: Who traveled great lengths and across many lands...
Zelda: AH! -falls down-
Link: And risked her life...
Zelda: -fights ganondorf-
Link: To save... me.
The Legend of Link: The Wind Breaker-avaliable for Wii and DS... psyche!-
Ganon: Um... Guys, read your dare.
Emo: Let me see. -looks with Risu, both of their eyes widen-
Emo & Risu: Um... I gotta go...
Zelda: Oh come on! You two might as well go out!
Ganon: Do it now!
Dark Link & Link: Make out!
Risu: Well... but!
Emo: I really must object...
Crowd: GET ON WITH IT!
Emo: ... ugh, there goes my reputation... -grabs Risu and kisses her-
Ganon: There, was that so hard?
...
Link: Uh... you two can stop now.
Zelda: No, I'm recording this for future generations. The emo finally found love.
Emo: -pulls away- Okay, we're done.
Risu: Yep. Next dare!
Midna:(T) Why do you like cookies so Much?
(D) (gives tons of cakes to Midna) Throw these at everyone!
Ruto:(T) Is it true that, like a frog, you'll die if salt is poured on you? Because if so... you know what to do, everyone!
Link:(T) Who would you rather make out with, Malon or Saria? Be careful, as both of them are crazy in their own way!
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Midna: They're filled with sugar. And when I bake them... alcohol!
Emo: We can see that.
Midna: What?!
Risu: Here's the cakes. -hands them to Midna-
Emo: What?! -throws himself to Midna, arm outstretched in slow-motion- NOOOOOOoooooooo!!
Midna: Yay! -throws cake everywhere-
Emo: -dives behind sandbags with Risa, both panting as they hear screaming- Could be worse.
Risu: True... -explosion-
Ganon: Warlock punch! -splat, splatsplatsplat... SPLAT!- ARGH!
Emo: -reads dare- Hey Ruto!
Ruto: Yes?
Emo: Catch! -throws capsule at Ruto, and she catches it-
Ruto: What do I do with this?
Risu: You'll see.
Link: Hehheh... -presses button-
Ruto: -capsule explodes salt all over her, and she begins melting- I'm melting! MELTING! ARGH! WHAT A STUPID BOY! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! AAAAHHHHhhhhhh!! ughhhhh!!...
Emo: Huh, it's like the Witch of the West.
Risu: You watch Wizard of Oz?
Emo: It's a classic.
Link: Let's find out. -kisses Malon, then Saria- ... Malon!
Emo: Give your reason.
Link: She gives more tongue.
Emo: -covers face- I really needed to know that Link...
Emo: Well, that was a good day at work huh?
Risu: Yeah... hehheh, bikinis.
Emo: I loved that. -opens Risu's door at truck-
Risu: What now? -shuts door as Emo gets in driver's seat-
Emo: Let's go to lunch first... I never ate breakfast.
Risu: What about Sonic?
Emo: YOU ATE MY BREAKFAST BURRITO!
Risu: -pouts-
Emo: Oh come on! -shakes Risu's shoulder- Let's get chinese.
Risu: Alright.
-VROOM-
Emo: YEEHAWWWW!!
-sirens blare-
Emo:... (beep)!
