Emo: Time for work...
Risu: Hey Emo.
Emo: Come on.
Risu: You seem bored.
Emo: Worst. Summer. Ever.
Risu: Oh come on, you're about to torture characters, look lively!
Emo: -smiles-
Risu: That's better.
How to put this...Ah, here we go! YOU'RE WELCOME. grins And now for dares and truths of dare-i-ness and truthiness!
Ganon: I dare you to post that video of Emo and Risu making out on Youtube!
Zelda: Why HAVEN'T you given Link a reward yet? Not even a kiss on the nose! Even Mario gets a kiss every once in a while. Also, what's your opinion on Princess Peach?
Link: I dare you to make out with Ruto and Navi at the same time!
Link: I ALSO dare you to fight to the death against...MARIO!
Emo: I DARE YOU TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH AGAINST RISU!
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Emo: What?!
Ganon: Mwahahahaha! –walks to computer desk-
Emo & Risu: NO! –tackles Ganon-
Ganon: -reaches up to keyboard painfully- Sub…mit… -presses enter-
Emo: … argh! –bangs head on floor-
Risu: Shut up! I'm in it just as much as you are!
Emo: (bleep)
Zelda: I've given him a reward: I let him live.
Link: What?!
Zelda: You take too (bleep)ing long to rescue me from that pig!
Ganon: -sobs- Pig?
Emo: Shut up, it's your spirit animal after all.
Ganon: AH! –runs away with international passport, sobbing-
Link: I deserve a reward!
Zelda: Fine. –hugs Link-
Emo: What's your opinion on Peach?
Zelda: UGH! She's (bleep)ing (bleep) who wears too much (bleep)ing make-up and only cares about herself and no one else except for Mario!
Emo:… Well, that was lovely.
Link:… May I be excused?
Risu: No! Don't go!
Link: I don't wanna do it!
Emo: You're doing it! –grabs energy-based shotgun-
Link: What the (bleep)?!
Emo: It's a new kind of shotgun buddy. This thing's gonna make you fly higher and farther than what the Majora's Moon does to ya. –cocks gun, mechanical whirring emits from gun-
Link: Fine. –kisses Navi, then turns to Ruto-
Ruto: Beloved elf! –glomps Link-
Link: No!! This is so wrong!
Risu: -sighs- Poor, innocent boy…
Emo: Agreed. –blasts Dark Link with gun, sending him away and blowing Emo back into the wall ten feet away from him- … Wow… Alright Link, time to fight Mario.
Link: Huh…?
Mario: It's a me! Mario! –appears from the sky and begins to hurl fireballs at Link-
Link: Nice try! –runs to Mario and attempts to slash him-
Mario: Waha! –jumps over Link and pounds on him with a mallet multiple times, reducing the already-weak Link to a pulp-
Emo: -kneels next to Link- Link… I'm disappointed in you.
Link: -sobs- I HATE YOU ALL!!
Risu: Hey, Emo says that a lot.
Emo: Shut up! –right hand emits fire from beneath to sleeve, burning the sleeve off-
Risu: Make me! –draws circle in ground and places hand on it, creating a, metal spear from the poorly washed metal floor-
Link: Now would be a perfect time to start the next dare…
Ganon: I agree, let's go outside for this one though… we almost destroyed the roof with Mario crashing in.
-everyone goes outside-
Ganon: -wears suit- Alright! Let's get this dare started! First, in the dark corner, a man of intelligence and wit but certainly not emotional control…
Emo: (bleep) you!
Ganon:… I give you the living pyromancing legend, the one only Pyromaniacal Emo!
Crowd: Boo! You suck! Go to Hell, tiny!
Emo: Quit calling me short! –burns random areas in seating area-
Ganon: And in the even darker corner, I give a young lady who most people fear!
Risu: -brandishes spear- Excuse me?!
Ganon: She's quite the alchemist for mankind, and she's certainly controlled compared to the emo.
Emo: -sulks in corner- Just let me kill her… so I can kill you…
Risu: -smiles-
Ganon: The one and only, Silvercandle! –points to sign reading: ALSO KNOWN AS RISU-
Crowd: We love you! You go girl! Kick his (bleep)ing ass tiny!
Risu: ARGH! –claps hands together, slams them on ground and makes seating area behind explode-
Ganon: Fighters take your marks! –steps back, then turns and sprints away- Go!
Risu: What?!
Emo: Die! –throws firebeam at Risu-
Risu: Whoa! –ducks underneath attack and runs to Emo, preparing to attack him with a spear-
Emo: Stupid girl… -drops hay, leaf-covered twigs and diesel fuel, then burns it, making a smokescreen-
Risu: -stops abruptly- What?! –looks around, then sees shadow lunging towards her- Nice try! –ducks-
Emo: Damn it! –misses Risu, and Risu whacks him in the back of the head with a spear- Crap! –turns around headbutts Risu in the head, then steps on her chest, holding an unrevealed sword with tip over her face-
Risu: Damn you!
Emo: You don't mean that. –holds sword high- This will hurt you more than it hurts me. –hesitates-
Risu: Too slow! –slaps hand on pre-drawn circle, and rock stretches out to knock the sword out of Emo's hand, then a rock grows from that rock and rams into Emo's groin-
Emo: -gasps, CRACK!- Ugh. –falls down, and King Hyrule comes-
Daphnes: Alright, that's enough you two.
Emo: -clutches groin as he twitches- I'm not done yet!
Risu: -kicks him- Yes you are!
Emo: -whines-
This is hilarious, OK, I'm feeling evil so, I dare Gannon to fight Hollow Ichigo(who will be using Ban-kai) from Bleach to the death. If he dies give him a fairy(get a few ready because I know the hollow's going to try to kill him agian after you revive him, it's a bloodthirsty monster, and it might eat his soul too.)
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Ganon: I'm fighting who?
Emo: Hell if I know, I don't watch Bleach.
Ganon: -reads paper- Hollow Ichigo?
Ichigo: Are you Ganon?
Ganon: -turns around- And what if I am?
Ichigo: If you are, I'll kill you, and hopefully take your soul.
Ganon: -uses Jedi mind trick- I am not the man you looking for. –points to Emo- He's the one you looking for…
Emo: Say what?!
Ichigo: Die!! –charges toward Emo-
Emo: Aw crap, this is NOT COOL! –dodges attack- Wait!
Ichigo: -pauses-
Emo: I have a very important question about Ganon's appearance!
Ichigo: Speak now or die…
Emo: Do I even look like I was raised by plants?
Ichigo: No. –turns to Ganon, who's stuffing his face in the fridge- But he contains chlorophyll…
Emo: There you go. Kill him.
Ichigo: Die King of Evil!!
Ganon: -muffled from drinking milk- What the (bleep)?! –gets tackled by Ichigo, then continues to get beaten-
-two hours later-
Risu: I need another fairy.
Emo: That was the last one. Crap, now who am I gonna pick on? –notices Link walking in- Die Link!
Link: What? AH! –BOOM!-
lmao too funny, i fell off my chair when i read this.
vaati:(T) why did you turn evil? dare- turn link EVIL BAHAHA...
Majora:KILL THEM ALL hahaha.
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Vaati: I turned evil because I was picked on by the minish.
Link: We still love you… -hugs Vaati-
Vaati: Perfect timing Link. –zaps Link-
Link: Uaaagg… -gets up, then limps toward Emo, moaning-
Emo: The reviewer said "evil", not zombified!
Vaati: Well, it's close enough.
Emo: -slaps his own head, then grabs energy-shot- Die zombie! I release this imprisoned soul to Heaven!
Link: (wha?)
Emo: May you be rewarded! –pulls trigger, blasting zombie Link to a million pieces, then turns to Stalfoe warriors- You're all next! –cocks gun-
Stalfoe army: Run! –runs away as Emo blasts them all bit by bit.
Majora: You're stealing my dare! –zaps everyone one at a time-
Emo: -stands next to Risu and creates dome-shaped shield- I think we'll live.
Risu: Hopefully…
Link: AH! -zap-
Ganon: Dare: I dare you to survive an entire day with every other character following you around singing the badger song unceasingly.
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Ganon: What?! No!
Emo: And just to make it lively, all the characters will dress in boy scout and girls scout costumes! And we'll hike through the woods!
Ganon: What do I get?
Risu: The scoutmaster's uniform, with the funny hat. And you'll also be leading the way and being the lead singer.
Ganon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! –continues saying no for two hours while everyone else sings badger song-
Emo: He'd be an excellent singer if he can hold the note for that long.
Risu: I agree.
-the next day-
Ganon: Oh Nayru, Din and Faroe… I beseech thee!
Risu: Oh give it a rest emo.
Emo: That's my title!
Risu: Whatever.
Wow, you are doing one amazing job. I found out while reading this that it's possible to die laughing. Meh.
I dare Sheik to get very drunk and actually reveal his face. Then tell why he always hides it. I need to know...
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Sheik: I refuse to!
Risu: Remove the bandages!
Sheik: Never!
Emo: Do it now before I accuse you of being a terrorist!
Sheik: … fine! –removes wrappings-
Risu: Wait… red eyes, dark skin… -gasps- You're Ishballan!
-two random Fullmetal Alchemist characters come-
Ed: Die! –lunges for Sheik, who dodges and whack Ed's head.
Scar: How dare you hurt another Ishablan! –tackles Ed-
Ed: Rape!
Risu: -evil laughter-
Emo: So that's why you were hiding it.
Sheik: Are you going to kill me?
Emo: Even worse… You're my new best friend! –hugs Shiek-
Sheik: It burns! AH!
Link: … Oooh! Pick me!
Risu: What Link?
Link: Sheik's on fire!
Sheik: ARGH!
Emo: Haha. Told ya it'd be worse.
I just registered with fanfiction! I'll have to confess that I am the anonymous mr.power5, but now with an actual pen name, jackattack5! Anyways, to the truths and dares!
Link:(T) Is it true that, at the end of Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link, you did it with Zelda? Because in the last scene it shows Zelda approaching you just as the window blinds close so that the viewer can't see what's going on in there!
Zelda:(T) Why is it that you were so boring, yet as Sheik you were so emo?
Everyone:(D) I'm going to introduce all of you to a new type of enemy, a truly terrible type that strangely hasn't appeared in this fanfic yet... FANGIRLS!(sends an army of fangirls to attack everyone) Good luck!
Emo:(D) After the battle ends, find out who are the casualties (a.k.a those the fangirls managed to drag off). Then, find out what happened to each one of them as a result of fangirl captivity (though don't do anything to stop their suffering! MUAHAHA) cya :)
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Link: That's a secret.
Zelda: Yes! It's true!
Link:… You ruin everything! –cries-
Emo: I knew it! Ha! My assumption was right!
Zelda: I was boring because I sepnd too much time with my father.
Daphnes: I know! We'll invite the two hosts to your birthday party next year, which I will attend as well!
Emo: Thanks!
Risu: Sure.
Zelda: You see? And the reason I was being an emo as Sheik was because I learned that emos are ignored by everyone who's not an emo.
Emo: -raises right hand- That's right Zelda! Testify for us emotional freaks! Wait, what's this say? –reads dare sheet, then looks at Risu, his face pale-
Risu: What?
Emo: … Fangirl attack!
Fangirl army: Charge!
Emo: -ducks behind sandbags- Crap!
Fangirl: Oh my gosh it's the pyromaniacal emo from issue #1!!
Emo: Holy (bleep)! –blasts fangirl with shotgun, then sees Link get pulled away by fangirls-
Link: Help! –reaches out as girls pull him in closet-
-after the battle-
Emo: Guys?
Risu: -runs up to Emo- I'm alive.
Emo: Good. Wait, is that Ganon?
Ganon: ARGH! They burn! The hugs! The kisses! The desperate pleas for autographs! AHHHH!!
Emo: -salutes- I'll miss you Ganon…
For dares...
Link: Make out with anyone who says they're madly in love with you
Vaati: tell Link you're gay and madly in love with him. I don't care if you mean it or not
Dark Link: tell Link you're gay and madly in love with him. I don't care if you mean it or not
Ganondorf: tell Link you're gay and madly in love with him. I don't care if you mean it or not
Deku Tree: tell Link you're gay and madly in love with him. I don't care if you mean it or not
Mido: tell Link you're gay and madly in love with him. I don't care if you mean it or not
For Truths...
Vaati: Why are you always kidnapping girls?
Ganondorf: Why are you and every other Gerudo from OoT so ugly?
Link: Why do you wear a tunic rather than normal clothes.
Zelda: You like being kidnapped, don't you? Admit it.
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Link: What…? What does this mean? Hopefully Malon will tell me.
Vaati, D. Link, Ganon, Dekutree and Mido: WE'RE GAY AND MADLY IN LOVE YOU!!
Link: What the (bleep) is (bleep)ing wrong with bastards?! NO! –is glomped multiple times-
Emo:… Now he's literally a tree hugger… -throws up-
Vaati: Well, you know how I roll. Hey Zelda, 'sup?
Zelda: … -hugs him-
Vaati: Oh yeah, I'm awesome.
Ganon: We got from our mother…
Twinrova: Ganon! Go to your room for that!
Ganon: -pouts- Yes mother… -stalks off to his room in the Spirit Temple-
Link: I have only one word to say… blame Miyamoto.
Emo: -eyes burst into flames- HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING SO DISGRACEFUL TO YOUR CREATOR! YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED!! HE BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND HE CAN TAKE YOU OUT!!
Link: I'm sorry!! Don't kill me!! –sobs at Emo's feet-
Emo: Good. I'm glad we had this little talk.
Zelda: Yes, I like it.
Risu: Ha!
OMFG HILARIOUS!
Link T- Who do you like, Malon or Ramani (From Majora's mask)more?
Impa D- Turn Link into a girl for at least 2 hours so he can see what being a girl REALLY feels like.
Link D- (I love giving you dares :D) Go one a date at a fancy french restraunt with Dark link, and Gannon.
Toon link T- Why do you have such a big head? (Please don't take it offensivly. I'm only here to torture OOT Link and Zelda and everyone else.)
Emo& Risu D- Admit that you really liked that kiss! And you can't deny! I mean if you didn't you would have barely kissed anyways.
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Link: I think I like Malon more than Romani, 'cause I've seen Malon grow up, but I think Romani also grew up. … Sweet! Two Malons!
D. Link: I'll take one!
Link: NO! I could have two identical wives.
Emo: Polygamy!
Link: -sticks tongue out at Emo-
Impa: Alright. Bippity-Boppity-Boo!
Emo: Oh wow, Cinderella!
Link: What happened? Is my voice higher?
Emo: Oh shut up. We all know you're really a soprano. Now you look like one.
Link: How do you put these on?
Emo: This is so wrong. –shields eyes-
Link: Now that I'm a girl, it's perfectly legal to go out with Ganon and Dark Link.
-at the Castle Town Caf'e-
Link: So, Ganon, how's your job going?
Ganon: Isn't it great?! I got a job as an accountant at Nintendo!
Dark Link: Haha, desk-job worker.
Link:… I gotta go somewhere. –runs to restrooms, and accidentally runs into the men's restroom, and then looks in stall toilet- Emo! I need help!
Emo: -climbs out of toilet wearing diver's suit- What?!
Link: First, how do I look?
Emo: Do I have to answer?
Link: Yes.
Emo: …
Link: Fine. Am I pretty?
Emo: You're something.
Link: Oh gee, thanks a lot.
Emo: No prob.
T. Link: I don't know, I hate my big head! But hey, at least my appearance in SSBB makes up for it!
Emo: Not really, the head makes you an easy target.
T. Link: Grandma! –sobs to Outset Island-
Risu: Well… no. I didn't like it.
Emo: Remember that the reviewer last time said "make out"? That's why we "made out". There, we're done. And I didn't like it.
Ganon: Oh come on!
Emo: … fine, a little.
Link: More than that!
Emo: I SAID A LITTLE!! –grabs shotgun-
Link & Ganon: … sorry.
you'll be hearing a lot from me...
Ganon, if you were raised by plants, is Zetsu your father?
Zant, do you enjoy my sexual harassment?
Link, is your nose still bleeding?
Midna, i dare you to rap in front of biggy smalls.
Vatti, eat MY spicy curry. (Hands him a bowl)
Ganon: Break dance to celene dion.
Zant: Tell us all how you are feeling right now.
Navi, why won't you die!
Dark Link, marry a random anime girl.
Zant, will you marry me?
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Ganon: Yes, he's my father!
Emo: Ew… Zetsu and Twinrova… ugh…
Zant: I enjoy anyone's sexual harassment!
Emo:…
Risu:…. O…kay?
Link: Yes… sadly.
Midna: No!
Emo: Do it!
Midna: NEVER! –blasts Emo-
Emo: Urgh… girls are impossible to control.
Vaati:… -takes bite- Holy (bleep), not again!! OW! –
Shoots up in the sky like a firework-
Ganon: I don't know who that is!
Emo: It's someone in our world… who I don't even know. Risu!
Risu: What?
Emo: Check the supply closet!
Risu: -mumbles, then Emo hears explosion in the closet-
Emo: What was that?
Risu: You need to organize more often… ow…
Emo: I'm sorry.
Risu: Here's your CD. –hands him CD-
Emo: Come on, let's get to that couch so you don't collect dust on the floor. –begins to drag Risu-
Risu: Oh, be more formal!
Emo: … okay? –picks Risu up and carries her to couch, then sets her down and puts CD in the stereo-
Ganon:… Fine! –begins to break dance, then he starts to rap-
Emo: Oh… my…. Guy…..
Zant: I'm fine!
Risu: I'm sure you are…
Zant: Shut up!
Navi: Because I'm a fairy!
Emo: There's this old movie called Peter Pan, and I would like to say something to you. –grabs Navi's wings and pulls her to his mouth and whispers:- There's no such thing as fairies.
Navi: -shrivels up and dies-
Emo: HA!!
Dark Link: A random anime girl?
Risu: Preferrably a Fullmetal Alchemist girl, be right back. –limps outside-
-several minutes pass-
Emo: So? How was your day?
Dark Link: Delighjtful; I had a date with Link, the hottest man on earth!!
Emo: That's… great… I'm happy for you… I guess.
Dark Link: -looks at locket with him and Link- And we'll be together forever!
Emo: You're his shadow!!
Dark Link:… So? I can still kiss him.
Emo: Won't Fierce Deity be mad?
Dark Link: Yeah, so?
Emo: Just curious.
Risu: -slams open door- I'm back! –pulls in Winry Rockbell, from FMA-
Winry: So where is he? Is he cute? Smart? An auto-mail specialist?!
Risu: -sighs-
Dark Link: Hello. I'm Dark Link… you're new boyfriend…
Winry: -leans toward Risu- You told me he would be taller than Armstrong…
Risu: I lied! –pushes Winry to D. Link-
Dark Link: -catches Winry- Are you okay?
Winry: ...yes... -hugs Dark Link-
Emo: ew...
Risu: -faints-
Emo: Haha.
Risu: -punches Emo-
Zant: Yes! I have a bride!
A/N: Sorry if it wasn't as entertaining as usual. I had a really hard time yelling at my siblings and losing my voice for half a day. Thank you reviewers! YES!! My Metal Slug Fanfic is out!! Wh00t!!
Emo: Well, that was really fun.
Risu: Yeah.
Emo: I'm gonna be bored at home. Do you have anime?
Risu: Not any new ones.
Emo: I don't care.
Risu: Okay. Can you voice sync with chimera-Tucker?
Emo: ... Sure.
Risu: Yay!
Emo: -smiles-
