Okay, first I would like to apologize for the looong wait. I would also like to point out that not everyone's dare will be in this chapter. Next chapter, I will post all the dares, along with the characters' pain and suffering. Dares submitted for this chapter will be add-ons for the reviewers who couldn't see their dare acted out.

Be excellent to each other…

Party on dudes!!!

Emo: First dare! Whoot!

ROFLOL. x3 This is awesome.

Tetra (T): Are you in love with Toon Link?

Toon Link (D): Make out with Tetra and then serenade Zelda from Twilight Princess. Tetra and TP Link have to both be watching.

Ganon: *tosses him assorted weapons and blue carrot launchers* Knock yourself out. ;D

Dreamnorn

Tetra: -blushes- Well, uh… you see…

Risu: Oh come on. Tell us.

Tetra: … I really don't want to… It's…

Emo: What? Embarrassing?

Tetra: … partially.

Emo: Oh come on! –puts arm around T. Link's neck- We still love him! Why don't you.

Tetra: Emo, he's an elf… I'm a pirate.

Risu: Oh be nice to him… he's just a boy.

Emo: Yeah, and he just so happens to be a boy who's a perfect soprano!

T. Link: -glares-

Emo: … I'm being serious too.

Tetra: Yes… I'm in love.

Risu: There! Now was that so hard?

Tetra: -pukes-

Emo: Haha!

T. Link: What's the point of doing this?

Emo: You'll find out eventually.

T. Link: No! I wanna know now!

Risu: He's taking the fun out of it…

Emo: I agree… Link, as your employer, I command you to execute DARE F1-2 at this time!

T. Link: Alright, fine… -begins to serenade Zelda- (In reality, I've never heard an actual serenade)

Tetra: -glares- Now I'm pissed!!!

TP. Link: He's dead!!

TP Link and Tetra go after their preferable targets, TP Link going after T. Link and Tetra going after Zelda. Both targets were beaten to a quivering pulp.

Ganon: Ooh! A carrot launcher!

Emo: -grabs one- This may possibly be the greatest invention since the shotgun! Or the potato launcher!

Ganon: Haha! –begins launching carrots into walls, floors and out of favoritism, people-

Risu: Does he love carrots?

Emo: One could assume that.

OMG EMO be nice to toon link! Funny chapter!

Vaati: I dare you to match mario.

Link: I dare you to challenge Ash (From pokemon... you probably knew that...) To a dule. Where you have to use a sword and Ash can use whatever he wants.

Emo: eat some of midna's cookies and then tell us if they're really made with alchohol.

This is from my friend Manny: Dark, go into a deep mood where you are overly whiney and very sad.

Toon Link: If you could start your adventure over again would you, even if you knew you'd leave Aryll behind to go adventuring which started PHantom Hourglass?

That's it!

AmazingZeldaFan09

Vaati: Now I have to fight the smelly plumber… great…

Mario: Here we go! –throws a fireball at Vaati-

Vaati: Dammit! –dodges fireball and then shoots lightning at Mario-

Ganon: Vaati shoots lightning? I thought that was Aghanim's job…

Link: Nope, Vaati shoots lighting too.

Ganon: Really?

Link: Yes.

Mario: Wee! –tackles Vaati-

Vaati: Dammit, get off of me! –shoots more lightning, ending Mario's threat-

Emo: That was quick… and no fun… -slumps-

Risu: -pats his head-

Link: Ash? Are you (bleep)ing serious?!

Emo: Only of course.

Ash: I choose you, Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pika, chu.

Link & Risu: … what the Hell?

Link: I'm gonna end this quickly! –jumps over Pikachu and in front of Ash- Die!

Ash: Charizard, go!

Charizard: GRAWHH!!!

Link: (bleep)ing holy piece of (bleep), I'm getting the (bleep) outta here!

Ash: Charizard, fly!

Charizard: RARGH! –picks Link up by his shoulders with his feet/talons (okay, I forgot what his feet look like. Sue me)-

Link: Oh God, please don't hurt me!

Ash: Alright Charizard, I think he's had enough.

Charizard: -drops Link-

Emo: Ash, you may think he's had enough. –grabs shotgun- But I don't even think he's halfway reached his limit of sanity! Risu! Play the Mercenaries 2 theme song!

Risu: The full version?

Emo: Hell yeah! –music begins as he chases Link, blasting in Link's general direction-

Risu: I guess I'm in charge right now. Oh wait… Emo! This is for you!

Emo: -pouts- But my song isn't over yet…

Risu: -unplugs stereo- Oh, you'll get another chance eventually.

Emo: Fine… wait. I have to eat her cookies?

Risu: That's what it says squishy.

Emo: -freezes- Squishy?

Risu: Yup, that's your new name now.

Emo:… oh goodie… -picks up cookie- Should I really?

Link: Yes.

Ganon: Yes.

Malon: I honestly don't care.

Emo: Link, Ganon? I hate you two. Malon? Marry Link before Zelda marries, rapes, torture and kills him.

Malon: What?

Emo: -takes bite- Well, I'll say this about her pastries: They're very tart, I feel dizzy, and I have this sudden urge to dance to Micheal Jackson's "Thriller".

Risu: Don't.

Emo: Yes ma'am.

Risu: Okay Dark, it's time for yours.

Dark: I don't know how to do that.

Risu: Just do what Emo does daily.

Dark: Think about you?

Risu: No, wait. What?

Emo: -looks around rapidly- Uh… I have no idea what he's talking about!

Risu: Yeah, we'll talk about this later.

Ganon: He just needs the right motivation! –holds Ruto to Dark, and Ruto attempts to kiss him-

Dark: No! Why?! Why are you people so mean to me?! Oh Din, make it stop!

Zant: I think he's had enough.

Emo: Good. The thought of Dark and Ruto scares the crap out of me.

Toon: Yes, actually. My sister can take care of herself!

Emo: Uh, dude? –points behind Toon-

Toon: -turns around and squeals like a girl-

Aryll: So you'd leave me alone?!

Toon:Um, Aryll, it's not like that! We're still friends! AHH!!

Risu: Okay… moving on…

AND RISU SITTING IN A TRE-DONT SHOOT ME!

I dare Zant to not bend backwards for an entire week, and then show off his flabby abs.

I dare Navi to take a sharp toothpick and go emo on herself.

I just wanna know. Emo...Tell me...I just wanna know...Are you and Risu dating?...If not then I dare Emo to make out with Risu's best friend(girl) right in front of her.

I dare Link to jump out of nowhere and kiss Risu on the lips. Then promptly run away like a little pansy.

I want this to happen SO bad. I dare Emo to hold a Ginormous Coloseum fight to the death match, ft. MASTER CHIEF. And I wanna see him jump in the air, about to pistol whip someone, then to be brained by ET on a flying bike, then promptly devoured by Ganon.

Now my final dare. I dare Link to explain to Zelda's father exactly HOW AND WHY he got zelda pregnant. Then try and make him want to keep it. Also same thing for Emo, but Risu and her dad. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

oh wait i forgot, I dare Toon link to explain to Tetra why she woke up one morning with a HUGE headache and no clothes.

*even more evil laughter*

~Quicktrigger

Emo: Something tells me Zant's dare is damn near impossible.

Risu: Does he bend backwards all the time.

Emo: He is to bending backwards as Winry is to crying.

Risu: She's a whore.

Emo: I know, right?

Zant: Ugh… -stands still-

Emo: Too easy… next!

Navi: Toothpick? Human sized or fairy sized?

Emo: Just to kill you faster, human-sized. –gives her toothpick- Now get to work.

Navi: NO!

Emo:…

Navi: Why aren't you talking?

Emo:…

Navi: Listen to me! Talk now!

Emo:…

Navi: You don't like me!

Emo:…

Navi: -cries, then stabs herself with the toothpick-

Risu: Nice use of the silent treatment.

Emo:…

Risu: I will dismember you right now if you don't speak.

Emo: Sorry ma'am.

Risu: It's okay kitty… -scratches behind Emo's ear-

Emo: -purrs-

Risu: My kitty! –glomps Emo-

Emo:… And by the way, we date, just VERY OCCASIONALLY! I would date more often, but I've been broke for the past three months.

Risu: -blushes-

Emo: What?

Risu: Nothing. –smiles- Let's watch Link's utter failure.

Link: -leaps- Hi Ruto! –plants his lips against her's- Shit! RUN! –zooms away, then trips- Ugh…

Ruto: Link! You do love me! –glomps Link-

Link: Dammit! Not again!

Emo: Verdammnis…

Risu: Enough with the German!

Emo: Nein.

Risu: I will kill you.

Emo: Entschuldigung…

Risu: You're forgiven…

Emo: Yay!

-meanwhile, at the coliseum construction site-

Link: My money's on Master Chief.

D. Link: Whatever, my money's on the Emo-child.

Emo: I'm 16 bitch!

D. Link: I'm taller bastard!

Emo: So? –puts on bullet-proof vest- I'm good with knives.

D. Link: A knife ain't gonna do much against bio-mechanical armor.

Emo: -slips on flak jacket and adds knife holsters- Says you. You're just pissed you got owned by a hammer.

D. Link: It was a large hammer!

Emo: Pfft… -twirls knife by blade- See y'all later.

Link: Heheh, "y'all."

D. Link: -punches Link's face- Shut up!

Ganon: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, demented children of all ages! And especially the requestor, Heaven's Blade Hell's Gaunlet; located in Box 4, welcome to the 2nd annual Deathmatch!

Crowd: -applause-

Ganon: In the red corner! A boy known for his dead-aiming eyesight and precision, also for his steel-wire arms, is the challenger for this week's deathmatch! Give it up for Emo AKA Twitchy the Pyro!

Crowd: Go kill him hobbit boy! Cut yourself! Burn in Hell, pipsqueak!

Emo: Argh!

Risu: -restrains Emo- Major, don't push yourself, save your energy for when you actually need it! Here's a Monster.

Emo: Yes! –gulps down the Monster in three seconds- WHEE!

Ganon: And in the blue corner! The savior of Earth and destroyer of the Covenant Armarda! A true killing machine, a man of steel, and a tactical genius…

Emo: And nobody acknowledges me…

Risu: -hugs him-

Ganon: Give it up for John 1-1-7 AKA Master Chief!

Crowd: -cheers wildly-

Emo: I feel so loved… -groans-

Ganon: On your mark! –turns, then sprints away- Fight!

John: Too slow! –fires rocket-

Emo: -ducks underneath and runs towards John- Doesn't work like that! –straps on bullet-proof helmet and mask-

John: Really? –lobs plasma grenade on Emo's helmet-

Emo: AH! –throws off helmet-

-BOOSH!-

John: Ha! –presses button, ground in front of Emo blows up, making Emo crash on his back-

Emo: Damn!

John: -leaps into the air and begins to fall toward Emo, then gets throttled upon by ET-

ET: -chuckles-

John: Ow… oh shi-

Ganon: -begins to eat John, John's arms flailing in the air as he screams his last breathes for help-

Link: I'm not saying anything…

Daphnes: You shall boy, or I'll send my guards after you… again… Emo help me out here…

Emo: Nah…

Daphnes: What did you say to me?!

Emo: I said no! How do you like that? NOOOoooo!!!

Daphnes: Very well, tackle him!

Link: Here we go- -is tackled by guards- …again… ow…

Risu: Wait, what?

Emo: Uh, what?

Link: aw, you do like each other!

Risu: I'm not pregnant! –whacks Link with a spear-

Emo: And I'm just a really close friend, I wouldn't do that!

T. Link: I don't wanna!

Tetra: Reading this paper explains a lot. I'm going to kill you! –strangles T. Link-

T. Link: Emo –gasp- help!

Emo: Nah… -cocks shotgun- I'll go hunting, the next dare shouldn't involve me.

Too lazy to sighn in now, so anyways, here's more stuff for you!

Majora: become an anbu mask.
Gaono: Who was your first kiss.
Vatti: if you don like my curry, eat crap then! *that's a dare*
Zelda: Is you realy pregnate?
Zant: We are haveing a son, name it, and nothing stupid, or common!
Link: ?Substitute for cloud in ffVII.
Dark Link: aKill Risu's ct.
risu: date every cast member, including the girls.
Midna: havi i freaked you out yet?
Ganon : substitute for my smart ass engirsh I class, we need a sub for tomottow. Mrs. D is gonna be out.
Zant: Dude, where's my car.
Any random goron: get high.\
Eopna: mate with noishe? o_0
Link: PE time for you!
D. Link:wear pink hair extensions
Vatti: why are you here.
Navi: Really, just die, tinkerbell wanna be.
Link: turn wolf, and star in a movie on wolves.
Zelda: is the rumor that peach is a whore ture?
Zant: we need milk, and eggs, could you pick soem up.

Albino Ninja Brandie

By the way, I'll only do some of these…

Ganon: My first kiss? My mother.

Risu: Your real first kiss.

Ganon: Gerudo Guard number 21!

Risu: -sighs-

Vaati: Fine! I won't eat your curry. And for your information, I did like it. But whatever…

Zelda: Sadly… -glares at Link- …I'm not… Link can't reproduce…

Link: -sobs-

Ganon: You can always get with me!

Zelda: Hell no!

Link: Cloud? Can I use his sword?

Risu: Catch! –tosses it-

Link: -grabs the sword, then falls backwards and lands on his butt- Oww…

Ganon: Epona mating with Noishe? From Tales of Symphonia? I gotta see this! –watches- Oh, ew, never mind! ARGH!

Risu: How's the animal corruption?

Ganon: Shut up!

Risu: Time for yaoi!

Ganon: -girly scream-

Emo: I'm back… Risu? What are you doing to Ganon?

Risu: Corrupting him!

Ganon: -sobs, then closes eyes-

Risu: Wake up! –bitch-slaps Ganon- Now look at ArmstrongXGluttony!

Ganon: Holy shit!

Emo: Leave the poor man alo- -phone rings- Hold on. Hello? –walks away-

Ganon: -shakes in chair violently, reaching out for Emo- Don't leave me!!!

Risu: Heheh…

Hooray for the reposting! No dares today...

Link:(T) In OoT, how come you never used a bottle on Navi to shut her up?

(Shoves fangirl army into a pit) Everyone:(T) Who would each of you most like to shove into this pit of doom (a fate worse than death)? You can proceed to push that one in if you wish!

Tetra:(T) Did your pirate crew ever meet the Black Pearl crew from Pirates of the Caribbean? You two crews would get along just fine...(sinister laugh)

Mask Salesman:(T) Why are are you always smiling? Even in Majora's Mask, when you are angrily shaking Link, it still looks like you're smiling!

Zelda:(T) How come you never bitchslapped Vaati or Ganon? I could totally imagine you doing that!

Now it's time to cause all hell to break loose here again! Let's think here...I know! (Feeds drugs to Navi and Midna) There we go!XD

Jackattack555

Link: Because the programmers wouldn't allow it! I hated them because of that!

Emo: So did I. I couldn't make you stab yourself…

Link: Hey!

Emo: You know what? I'm shoving you in the fangirl pit! –pushes Link-

Link: AH! They're like zombies! AHHAAAA!!!!! –flesh tearing sounds-

Emo:…. Ew……. That's gross……

Risu: -pales-

Emo: -hugs her- Look away, look away…

Tetra: As a matter of fact, we did. And we fought each other too. It was fun! We looted all their gold, only gold is worthless here in Hyrule, or the Great Sea, wherever we are…

Salesman:…

Emo: I think he's insane…

Risu: Obviously…

Zelda: Why didn't I? Thank you Jackattack555. –slaps Vaati, then looks at Ganon-

Ganon: Oh… hello… -smiles-

Zelda: -slaps him across the face-

Emo: Wait, drugs?! Get down! –dives behind sandbags-

Midna: Wee! –zaps random areas-

Navi: -flies into walls and floor-

Risu: Could this get any worse?

Emo: I don't know! Let's read the next dare!

Okay, I've got a few questions before I get to the dares, PE.

1) Why did you delete the old one? If you didn't, then how did it get deleted?

2) WHY CAN'T WE DARE YOU OR RISU?...I had fun daring you guys. T.T

3) Would you and Risu PLEASE check out my new Truth or Dare fic? You can get revenge on me for that battle-to-the-death, if you'd like.

And now for the dares.

I dare Navi to switch places with Tinkerbell from Peter Pan and vice versa for the rest of the chapter.

I dare you all to grow muttonchops and mullets. (save for the co-authors...wimps)

I dare Ruto to stand up against a wall while I blow her up with the BIG FCKIN' GUN 9001.

Keybladeboy

Emo's response:

1) I didn't delete the old. It was possibly hacked or something. This isn't something I would EVER delete.

2) Oh you can give us dares, just nothing "inappropriate."

3) I already read your Zelda T&D, but I haven't gotten any alerts. I'll see if I added yours.

Navi: Yay! Peter! –flies to Neverland-

Tinkerbell: …

Emo: Yes! A fairy that doesn't talk! Celebrate!!! And I pretty much have a mullet you crazy person.

Risu: Kitty, be nice to the reviewer.

Emo: Fine, sorry keybladeboy… ugh…

Ruto: What?!

Reviwer: DIE!!!! –blasts Ruto-

Emo: Nice mess.

Reviewer: Thank you.

A/N: I'm sorry for the long wait, I hope you review. The next update shouldn't take another 2 months. Thanks for reading!!! If you're review didn't show up for this, it will be added next chapter!