A/N: Hello fans! I am Kadex, previously known as Twitchy the Pyro and Pyromaniacal Emo, and the temporary two-week name Duke of Paranoia.

Welcome!

This is only apiece of my back to school fiction pack. Change is coming to the world fanfiction. Breathe it in. Bathe in it's scent. Bottle it up and save some for later! Change is great.

Enough with the rambling! On with the show!


Kadex: -rubs hand together while laughing evilly-

Link: What's up with him Risu?

Risu: Who knows? Probably plotting to create a zombie virus… again.

Ganon: Again?

Risu: Oh don't tell me you haven't seen his underground lab. He's been working on it for months. That's one of the reasons why I haven't been able to see him so we could get this chapter written.

Ganon: The other part?

Risu: He's been moody. He complains about not getting a job and not being able to play a good poker game.

Ganon: Ah.

Kadex: Risu! Run the show! I'll be right back. The spotlight's yours today.

Risu: Uhh… what?

Kadex: -slams door-


HAHAHA! Link, "I'm going back to my emo-corner now."

anyways.. I love this.

Link: GO out with my junior High Bitchy friend, She won't shut up and, as I said. She's a bitch. anyways... yeah do that.

Risu: Aren't you the one who had written the Twilight Truth or Dare? If you are did you delete it cause I can't find it...

Dark Link: If you could would you join Bellum's side and then what would you do when you've captured Tetra (In stone form) Would you either
A: Break her into stoney bits
B: Through her overboard
C: paint a mustach on her face
D: Other

Zelda: Dress Like Link and make Ruto believe you're him then go and tell her that you love her.

Vaatii: ROK ON! (can't believed you drugged Zelda..lol) What's the most scariest carnival ride for you? Whatever it is I dare you to ride it until you die or become very twitchy and a little phsyco.

~AmazingZeldaFan09


Risu: Go on Link! Go boy.

Link: I'm not a dog!

Risu: You want the payment or not?

Link: Payment?

Risu: Yep.

Link: You're not paying me!

Risu: Yes I am. Kadex told me to.

Link: Well, I won't make up my mind unless I know what I'm being paid.

Risu: Twenty cookies.

Link: I'm in! –runs after JHBF-

Risu: He'll be back. And yes, I am the one who wrote the Twilight Truth or Dare. And no, I didn't delete it. IT should be there.

Dark Link: Ha! I'd smash her into tiny bits! She's a pirate, and nobody cares about pirates! Not even other pirates!

Risu: Uh-huh… Zelda? Do you-

Zelda: -sighs- Yes… I do… -puts on outfit- How do I look?

Risu: Just like Link.

Zelda: Oh… great… -walks to Ruto and speaks in an overly deep voice- Ruto, it's Link.

Ruto: -eyes light up- Link!

Zelda: Yes. I wanted to say that I love you. –silently gags-

Ruto: I knew you would choose me over that whore Zelda!

Zelda: (grr…)

Ruto: Do you think she would care?

Zelda: Umm… I don't know… I gotta go!

Ruto: Promise to write me!

Vaati: Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Roller coasters!

Risu: Yes…

Vaati: Which one am I riding?

Risu: Which one do you feaer the most! –growls towards the end-

Vaati: -shifts eyes- Uh… the Volcano?

Risu: Then your riding the Volcano.

Vaati: What?!

Risu: -pushes Vaati on the roller coaster and straps him in-

Vaati: NO! PLEASE! I'LL DO –Ding!- ANYYYYYTHIIIIING!

Risu: We'll wait awhile…


-intermission begins-

Risu: -dials on cell phone- Kadex, where are you? I'm only through the first dare and I'm already losing my mind.

Kadex: You lost your mind long ago. Anyways, I'm sending someone over to give you a hand.

Risu: Who is-

KABOOM! –the door falls down with a thud as smoke enters from the doorway. A large figure enters the room, hissing through it's gas mask-

???: I am sent from Kadex!

Risu: Uh… right… who are you exactly?

???: Oh, right… -removes gas mask-

Risu: Mocha!!

Mocha: Yep. I'm here to help out.

Risu: Cool. Hey, can you help me with the next dare? I can't do this alone.

Mocha: Kadex commanded me, so it must be done.

-intermission ends-


Nice now it's my turn muahahahahahahaha

I'm Evil so yeah.

All the LOZ characters: Give your diaries to... the Authors (DUN DUN DUN!) and let them read it! Either that or give 12 embarrassing facts about yourselves if you don't do Either of them these dares you will all DIE FROM MY SUPER-AWESOME SPACE LAZAH XD.

Vaati: your a douche! FALCON PAWNCH!

Link, I HAVE A MESSAGE! READ IT: FALCON PAWNCH! (punches link setting him on fire)

Ridere(thats me the dude behind this review): (sounded puerto reican) THEZS EZ POUERTO REICO! (kicks ruto into the pits of hell).

ALL THE LOZ CHARACTERS: fight , wolf (from star fox), solid snake and ike to the death! they have unlimited uses of their final smash and they are already pwning you guy before I even finish this dare in the most cliche' fashion!

Both authors: FIGHT EVERY SINGLE DARN VIDEO GAME CHARACTER IN HISTORY INCLUDING BARNEY!

well that's all
LOL
From
uhh...pluto?
(in the most smallest text so small not even I can read it)

~Ridere93


Mocha: This shouldn't be too hard. –grabs megaphone- Please turn in all diaries to Risu and myself!!

T. Link: Hey, where's Kadex?

Risu: Not here. –creates sceptar from alchemy- Your diary! Now!

T. Link: It's a journal!

Risu: -points weapon at T. Link and growls- HAND IT OVER!

T. Link: AH! I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me! I won't do anything bad again! I'm sorry!

Risu: Good. –takes journal-

Mocha: I'll go first. –clears throat- From Ganon's diary, this was written on July 3rd. It says…

Ganon: Oh no…

Mocha: "… The Fourth of July dance is tomorrow. I really want to ask Link, but I also want to ask Zelda. But she'll turn me down if I ask her, but I'll be the laughing stock of the villian kingdom if I give up capturing Zelda for asking out Link. Hmm… what to do…"

Link: -stares-

Zelda: -stares-

Risu: My turn?

Mocha: -nods-

Risu: Okay. From Midna's diary… eh? Sorry… cookbook? Um… -hands it to Mocha-

Mocha: What? –reads contents before raising an eyebrow- Okay then, that will not be read aloud…

Risu: Right. What's next. Okay, Vaati just got F. Punched… Ruto got kicked into the pits of Hell (good riddance) and the LOZ characters are being pwned.

Link: My leg!

Ganon: Keep fighting! –is destroyed by Snake's Grenade launcher and Wolf's Landmaster Tank-

Mocha: Oh, and you and I have to fight all the characters in history.

Kadex: No Mocha, that will not be necessary. –walks in from door that Mocha DESTROYED earlier-

Risu: You're back! –glomps Kadex to the ground-

Kadex: -strains- Yes… I'm back for three seconds and I already have a broken limb…

Risu: Whre were you?

Mocha: Uh… guys?

Kadex: The store…

Risu: Getting what?

Mocha: Mocha sees a problem… with guns…

Kadex: Something special…

Mocha: Guys!

Kadex and Risu: What?! –eyes widen before they stand next to Mocha-

Kadex: -looks at Mocha- You think we can take them?

Mocha: -replaces gas mask with metal asylum mask- Just like old times! –grabs M134 Chain Gun and laughs maniacally while mowing down game characters-

Kadex: Let's go! –jumps up in the air before slamming sniper rifle-s bayonet in Dom's face-

Risu: -throws spear into the Arbiter's chest before transmuting a sword and attacking Master Chief-

Mocha: -is thrown down by Marcus Fenix but shoots Marcus' face before shooting several Nazi soldiers-

-several hours later-

Mocha: That took awhile.

Kadex: -spits blood on the floor- Yeah.

Risu: So… tired…


Link: (T) Have you ever considered dating Zelda? *evil grin* (D) I dare you to...*looks around* Fight DARK LINK without any of your weapons OTHER THAN your sword. *looks at confused stares* What? He HAS to be able to protect himself!

(Note to author: I'm actually speaking in this one. I'm Sorafi BTW.)

~Sorafi Lynn


Kadex: Great. More reviews.

Link: I did. Til she went out with Ralph from Oracle of Ages.

Zelda: I did not!

Link: Yes you did admit it!

Risu: I''m not getting invloved.

Hadex: Me neither next dare! Mocha!

Mocha: So why did you have pink hair in the early 1990s?

Link: Dude it waas the style!! You can't argue with pink hair. It looks cool!

Mocha: Are you trying to get shot?

Link: Excuse me?

Mocha: I said are you trying to get shot? Are you daft you little twit?!

Link: No, I'm not trying to get shot.

Mocha: -pulls out chain gun and blasts Link to pieces- It would appear that you were good sir, because you have been shot and are now dead. Hmm, yes.

Sorafi: You're all crazy.

Mocha: Trust me, if you saw Kadex and Risu behind the scenes, you wouldn't call me crazy.

Risu: And what is that supposed to mean?

Mocha: Nothing.

Kadex: Falcon Punch! –hits Mocha's face-

Mocha: …

Sorafi: Mocha?

Mocha: Grr. Grr… GRAW!!!!

Kadex: Hey, I played that yesterday!

Risu: -rolls eyes-

Mocha: MOCHA ANGRY! –becomes bulky and ripped- Mocha SMAAASH! –throws chair at Kadex-

Kadex: AH!

Mocha: -sighs- There, I feel better.

Kadex: You know, you should join wrestling…

-Aftermath-

Mocha: That was great. Thanks for inviting me over.

Kadex: No problem.

Risu: You were great with the Chain Gun.

Mocha: Yes.

Kadex: You're talkative aren't you?

Mocha: Yes. –grins- See you tomorrow! –gets in Humvee before driving off-

Risu: Oh, that reminds me, what'd you get me.

Kadex: Oh right. –hands her a black rose-

Risu: It's pretty.

Kadex: I know. It goes with your looks.

Risu: Dinner?

Kadex: Sure… why not? –escorts Risu to the car-

Ganon: -watches from inside window while crying- They're so beautiful to –gasps- gether… -bawls before blowing nose-

Link: Quit blubbering.

Ganon: I can't help it…

D. Link: Hey guys!

Ganon and Link: -turn around-

D. Link: We still have the disco lights we stole from Kadex's cache. Let's dance! –turns on Six Flags theme song-

T. Link: More flags! More fun! Six flags!

All: Wh00t!


A/N: Hello everyone. This is Kadex speaking. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter and the next will be published soon now that I'm no longer worrying about job-searching.

Now, the reviews that weren't in this chapter are documented and will be displayed in later chapters, hopefully the next one. All reviews are welcome. And remember:

Change is in the air!