How to annoy Elizabeth

1. Sing 'Heartless' By Kanye West to her except use 'he' and 'Will'.

2. Spread a rumor that her kid's name is going to be Jack.

3. Lock her in the rum cellar and yell through the door "Hey! I bet your not going to burn all the rum now. Because then you would be…. DEAD!"

4. Give her a little makeover while she is asleep. Steal all of Jack's clothing and put it on her.

5. Read her sad Willabeth stories.

6. Read her really smutty Sparrabeth stories.

7. Buy a whole bunch of Jack action figures and put them all around her bed while she is sleeping.

8. Order her a custom tee shirt that says 'My husband doesn't have a heart'. Make her wear it.

9. Get her to go into Jack's room in the early morning to get something. Make the crew stand around the door and tell them to catcall when she comes out.

10. Keep asking her how long till Will gets back. "Is he back yet?" …. "Is he back now?"

11. Fallow her around going "MAWAHAHAHA!" and rubbing your hands together.

12. Tell her that Jack said he has a crush on her.

13. Hide in her room and make squeaking noises. When she comes and finds you tell her you were just talking to the mice.

14. Narrate her whole day.

15. Call her a widow.

16. Put tanning lotion in letters on her face that says 'I'm dumb'.

17. Push her in the water. "Oh no! Save her Jack!"

18. Stand next to her. Trip Jack. Look innocent and point at her.

19. Play truth or dare. Dare her to kiss Jack and lock him against the mast again. When she refuses say "THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU HAVE TO!"

20. Get Sims. Make one of her and Jack. Make them fall in love. Make one of Will. Kill him. Show her.