Bojack's Point Of View
I return to my house with lots and lots to think about. "Todd?" I call out "Get me a beer..." I say, trailing off as I close the door and grimly walk to the couch and slump down onto the stained cushion, beer helps me think, really, who am I kidding "Actually forget it" I groan "I just need some time to think" I stand up "is my career worth saving? I'm a goddamn piece of shit!" I angrily kick the couch and stumble back, holding my foot in pain. I want to cry, I want to run away, not again, all I truly want is happiness, why must a simple thing be so hard to find, so hard to reach, like the high shelf at the store. Damn I should have put that quote in my book.
Todd's Point Of View
I sit down on the couch and I think for a bit, I grin and jump up as a brilliant idea comes into my mind "I know what you need Bojack!" I stare at him with a big grin "Todd I don-" I stop Bojack before he can ruin my idea "No man, this is a really good idea, this is just what you need!" Bojack sighs "Alright.. I'm listening" "Great! So there is this new app called 'Find A Friend' it's for people who feel lonely and suicidal, so instead of professionals, normal relatable people create an account and depressed people in need of support and schedule some time with them and they try to turn their life around!" I throw my arms in the air "Bojack you need a Find A Friend friend!" I grin as I lower my arms
Bojack's Point Of View
That's stupid "You've got to be fucking kidding me" I'm a bit agitated he gave me this dumbass idea "Bojack give it a chance!" Todd pleads "Alright, fine. I'll do it." What else will I do anyway? Todd runs out of the room and comes back with my laptop, sometimes I really appreciate him, even when he does get on my nerves, which is almost all the time. He opens the lid and quickly finds their website "Lets see what they have" he says excitedly as he scrolls through the options "Hmm. Brian, Dog, 28, 5"8, likes pools, likes lifting, rappers, action movies, Doggin' Around" Todd reads off his bio, this guys sounds like an asshole, also I don't need a Doggin' Around fan. "Next." I blurt. "ok...how about Jessica, Human, 20, 5"9, likes chocking, hair pulling, fore-" Todd stops "that's not what we're looking for.." he says as he continues scrolling. Jesus christ, what did I let Todd get me into? "Oh! how about Anne, red panda, 24, 5"3, likes people, baking, children, helping, and...Lady Gaga" Todd nodded a bit "What do you say?" he says, staring at me like this is a life or death situation "I'm not a child, I don't need a babysitter" I say bluntly "sometimes you act like one" Todd said chuckling to himself a bit "Yeah yeah fine, schedule her to come on Wednesday, I have a script to practice" I say as I walk away towards my bedroom "Find a friend, this is bullshit, what kind of name is that?" I say as I flop down on my bed, staring out the window "don't fuck this movie up Bojack.." I mutter to myself
Anne's Point Of View
I'm sitting at a round table in the back corner of the bakery in downtown Hollywoo where I work. It's lunch break, I'm checking my email with a small hopeful smile, I'm hoping someone has reached out to me, I really need something to do with my weeknights, sitting at home alone watching Kathy Griffin comedy re-runs isn't ideal and when I cought wind of this app I was so happy to finally do something with myself and also help people who need someone or a suicidal or depressed person feel better. So I was so excited to see that I received an email, part of the email adress catches my eye, the name Horseman does sound very familiar though. The email asked if I could come on Wednesday at 5pm. 'Of course' I quickly emailed back saying that I'd be there and I asked for the address and other Information like that. Although I am really nervous...If I'm being hired to help someone who's depressed and they kill themselves..does that mean I failed..? I shake off the negative thoughts as my lunch break ends, gosh I completely forgot about my lunch I was so excited about the scheduled meet up that I totally forgot about lunch. I wonder if people have gotten kidnapped from this app.
Yikes
•That Wednesday•
Anne's Point Of View
"Geez Louise!" I say as I pull into this guy's driveway, if I'd known I was supposed to talk to some rich guy with a Lamborghini I wouldn't have worn a blue flannel and jeans. My honda looks terrible next to it...like putting off brand Aldi chips next to the giant original bags you get from Costco! Well I'm surely going to look out of place, but I can definitely brag about meeting rich people. I slowly step onto the front stoop, I knock on the door twice, I don't use the doorbell so I don't somehow break it. It takes a while, I can hear grumbling and something awful on the other side before the door swings open, the mess on the inside is overwhelming at first but then it's about as bad as my apartment whenever I pull an all nighter because of a Horsin' Around marathon. Wait, Horsin' Around.. this is Bojack Horseman! Oh. This is Bojack Horseman..yikes. "Hello Sir, I'm Anne Reighling from Find A Friend" I say with a cheery smile. That app name sounds horrible in a sentence. Bojack grunts "Yeah" he says and moves out of the way "Come in" He sounds like a deflated balloon. I nod and step into his home as he lamely kicks the door closed behind him. This should be interesting to say the least...
