Chapter 2: Well This Calls For Therapy

Yugi: /Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Hahahahah!!/

Yami: //.......//

Yugi: /Wow! That was a lot a fun! I wanna do that again!/

Yami: //No//

Yugi: /Awwwwww come on, Yami! Don't be such a sparkly, colourful stick in the mud!/

Yami: //What? This can't be happening, it's not! I'm just going crazy is all, I am in Yugi's bed, still...ARGH! Yugi!//

Yugi: /You weren't answering me!/

Yami: // SO YOU SEND ME MENTAL PICTURES OF ANZU FLASHING ME!??//

Yugi: /Did you feel pain?/

Yami: //Yes....//

Yugi: / Well obviously your awake then, hmm?//

Yami: //Point taken.//

Yugi: / ^____^/

Yami: //But that doesn't explain why, when walking by the "Yaoi-Haters" realm, you viciously grabbed Otogi and frenched in outrageous positions//

Yugi: /I think he's still passed out!/

Yami: //..I am never letting you near Malik again. Booty calls or no booty calls. He and all liquids made by him, are off limits!//

Yugi: /Tell me about it! I drank that thing hours ago, and I still wanna stomp on small animals and take every thing that is long and golden like.../



Yugi: /And there's the school!/

Yami: //I suppose crying wouldn't stop you huh?// Yugi: / Nope! /

Yami: //....SQUIRREL MOLESTER!!!!//

Yugi: / @___@?/

~~Jounouchi, Honda and in the corner of the classroom plotting to look like they are plotting something. Ryou and Malik are chatting calmly whilst Marik chases the teacher with the Mil. Rod. Bakura sits at a desk reading "Hormones and You" by Richards Simmons.~~~

Yugi: *bounds into the room* KONNICHIWA! MINA!!

Everyone: *face faults*

Yugi: *Takes out the lollipop he stole from a six-year-old on the way over. Starts to lick loudly and expressively*

Jounouchi: Er, ah, Hi Yami? Where's Yuge?

Yugi: Turns to Jounouchi and smiles insanely* *points* MOPPET HEAD!

Jounouchi: *Scared witless*

Yami: //Aibou please stop skipping about the room. I am Pharaoh. Pharaohs don't skip. They stalk.//

Yugi: *Increases skipping and begins to sing * I SEE LONDON! I SEE FRANCE! YAMI MALIK'S IN MY PANTS!!!!

Marik: *pops his head in from the four story window* Quite right!

Everyone else: *shakes their heads really hard and pretend they see nothing*

Yugi: *stops in front of Bakura*

Bakura: *looks up and glares* What do you want interbreeding breath?

Yugi: *leans across his desk and is nose to nose with Bakura* Bakura-chan? Can't we please stop fighting? Can't we friends?

Bakura: *chokes* WHAT?!!

Yami: //WHAT!?//

Yugi: *blushes* I have admired you for so long. I've wanted to be held in your arms since before I can remember. *eyes have drooped*

Bakura: *hyperventilating*

Yami: * having a seizure*

Yugi: Kura-chan? *jumps over the desk and straddles Bakura. Leans his head into Bakura's and sighs dramatically* 3000 years is such a long time. But I never forgot you Kura-chan. You were always in my heart and I have always felt so cold when you were not there.

Everyone: *has leaned in and watching intense scene. Even the teacher in Marik's headlock have peeked in through the window*

Yami: *Is foaming down his front*

Yugi: Kura-chan? *rocks his hips slightly*

Bakura: *squeaks, tries to escape as Yami's body leans straight against his chest*

Yugi: Kura-chan, w-will you...will you make me yours!? Onegai?

Everyone: *gasp like TV audience*

The yamis: *all die again*

Bakura: *dazed* Meep?

Yugi: *claps hands giggling* Oh Bakura! I knew you cared! *grabs Bakura and French - dididlely - enches him*

Everyone: *hits the floor in mock death*

Yami: *dies again. Revises, sees the scene before him. Dies again.*

Yugi: *is still kissing Bakura*

Bakura: *twitches every so often*

SpongeBob Narrator's French Accent: 10 minutes later.

Yugi: *pulls back* *smiles sweetly and leaves*

Everyone: *picks themselves off the floor*

Malik: Well that was definitely interesting

Ryou: *stands by Bakura waving his hand in the thief spirits face* Yami? Bakura? Are you alright dear?

Bakura: * sprawled across chair, comatose and drooling*

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I enjoyed this one, lol. You know the drill campers!