Chapter 3: Sounds To Me Like A Fad

~~Ryou and Malik are in Ryou's room drinking tea~~

Ryou: Yami was acting quite odd today, wasn't he?

Malik: He's always odd, all the yamis are. They're freaks without trying

Ryou: Well I meant aside from the yami odd. I meant he was different from HIS Yami odd.

Malik:....Huh?

Ryou: *sighs* Yami is odd yes, but have you ever known him to be friendly? Or in love with Bakura for that matter? *shivers* I still don't like thinking about that.

Malik: *pokes biscuits suspiciously* What about how HAPPY he was? The fact that he can smile at all scares me shitless. *waves a biscuit* Are these fat free?

Ryou:.....no...

Malik: *throws down biscuit and pouts* Well forget it then! Pastries go straight to my hips and I have my figure to watch. *smirks*

Ryou: .........

Suddenly!!

FLASHY BLINDING LIGHT!

THUMP!!!

Malik: What the hell was that!?

Ryou: Hmmm, I didn't know Bakura was getting home so early today.

Malik: *blanches* Bakura? *quickly ducks under table, and comes back up knocking the tea set out of the way, slamming a large, black bottle of Russian Vodka in its place* *sticks shot glass in Ryou's face* Oi wench! Pour me another!

Ryou: *glares at Malik and pushes the glass away from his face* I don't think it was Bakura.

Malik: Why?

Ryou: Because the ruckus came from his room.. Malik: *nods* Oh.

Ryou: *stands up* Well, come on then.

Malik: Huh??

Ryou: Don't you want to find out what that was? *raises eyebrow*

Malik: Oh. *gulps* No, no! That's okay! You go on a head with out me!

Ryou: *glares*

Malik: *whimpers* Can't we just drink some more tea?

Ryou: *puts hands on hips* It could be a monster that is planning to eat the next person who walks by that room.

Malik: Good, maybe it'll eat Bakura.

Ryou: Or it could be me strapped to a bed naked.

Malik: *jumps into the hall with fighting flag* Onward, we face the perils that await us! *stomps off courageously*

Ryou: *sighs and follows*

Malik: Okay...okay we are at the door.

Ryou: I noticed when we stopped in front of it.

Malik: *glares* Are you mocking me?

Ryou: *rolls eyes* Wouldn't dream of it.

~~Loud moaning sounds start coming from behind the door~~

Ryou: EEP! *hides face in Malik's back*

Malik: *suppresses urge to melt*

Ryou: Do you think it's a ghost?

Malik: After all the times you've been possessed by one of the most psychotic freaky, spirits in the world - your STILL terrified by ghosts!

Ryou: Yeah!? Well you're the one whose yami couldn't even find a use for you! He banished you to the Shadow Realm for Ra-sakes!

Malik: .........

Ryou: .........

Malik: *lip quivers*

Ryou: @_@!!!

Malik: *begins hiccupping trying hard not to cry*

Ryou: .........Malik...I'm sorry. I didn't-

Malik: *screeches* You LIED to me!

Ryou: @_@ *falls back* W-what?

Malik: *points finger in Ryou's face* How can you possibly be out here, AND tied naked to a bed waiting for me to play out some of my wildest fantasies - AT. THE. SAME. TIME!!!!!!!

Ryou: ..........BAKA!!! *pushes Malik through Bakura's door*

Malik: WOAH!!!

~~silence~~

Ryou: Malik? You okay?

Malik: Ryou....

Ryou: Yes? *inches closer to the newly broken down door*

Malik: .....I had no idea you were such a Freeeeeeeeeeeeeack!! =^_______^=

Ryou: *looks in* Wha? -AAAAAHHHH!!!

Malik: AHHHHHHH!

Yugi: AHHHHHH!!!!!

Ryou: YUGI!

Yugi: RYOU!

Malik: POCKY!!! *dives for strawberry flavoured sticks*

Yugi & Ryou: -.-____-.- ......

Ryou: *turns to Yugi* What are you doing in here! Chained to the bed no less! *unchains him*

Yugi: *chucks insanely* Before that, how is Bakura. I have to say I had no idea he was such a submissive partner.

Ryou:........you didn't.

Yugi: I did! ^_^

Malik: *soul sister voice* Oh_Noh_you_did-ant!!

Yugi: ^_______________________^

Ryou: Shut-

Malik: UP!!!!

Yugi, Ryou & Malik: *jump up and down squealing*

Ryou: EEEEEEE!! Yugi, I can't believe you!

Malik: I didn't think it was actually possible! I was totally talking out of my ass when I said you should see if it would work!

Yugi: I know! I didn't expect it to work either, but when I snuck in here last night, I closed my eyes and concentrated and the next morning-

Ryou: You were Yami!

Yugi: Like totally *giggles*

Ryou & Malik: *nods in agreement* Soooooooo totally!

Yugi: *sighs* But after I made Yami walk around naked in the Mary Sue class in room 4 B, he went psycho and kicked me out.

Malik: Understandable, they are just plain scary. Marik fears them, more then he does the smurfs.

Ryou: Like Barney, Teletubbies and the Smurfs combined.

Yugi: Yeah. All I remember is him saying something in Egyptian and I'm waking up here. When I rolled over to get up, I heard a Snap! PING! And I was chained at every limb.

Ryou: Yes, Bakura tends to booby-trap and curse a lot of the furniture. I nearly had a bloody heart attack when the tea kettle started screaming, "STOP DRINKING TEA WENCH, AND FIX BAKURA DINNER!"

Malik: *pops up from behind Yugi* And he keeps that weird looking eye guy, in the ugly red suit in the cage over there! *points to steel bar cage in the corner of the room, that magically appeared on cue, because the fates deemed it so.*

Yugi: Pegasus?

Ryou: *sighs* Bakura caught him sniffing around for the Mil. Eye a few months ago and has kept him here since.

Pegasus: Snarf?

Ryou: *picks up broom* Quiet you! *pokes the broom through the bars in Pegasus side*

Pegasus: HISS! SNARL! GROWL *burrows into the corner of the cage*

Malik: *turns to Yugi* Hey, are you going to be able to go home tonight? I seriously wouldn't want to be in your shoes shrimp.

Yugi: Hey!

Malik: Sorry. Reflex.

Yugi: *grumbles* I don't know, actually I was going to ask if I could stay here tonight. I don't think I want to be with Yami alone right now.....*snickers*

Ryou: If you would like Yugi, you can stay here! After the stunt you pulled today as Yami, Bakura will probably be off somewhere getting as wasted as he possibly can!

Malik: *gasps excitedly* Why don't we ALL stay here tonight! We can talk about this possessing thing, order pizza, paint out nails and have a-

Yugi, Ryou & Malik: GAB-FEST!!!!!!! *link hands and squeals*

Pegasus: Yay!

Ryou: *raises broom threateningly*

Pegasus: *whimpers and goes back to his corner*

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WHOOOO! That felt good to get out, and three pages longer then my usual chappies! Your reviews really do inspire me, thank you minna!!! ^________^

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