Chapter 3: Sounds To Me Like A Fad
~~Ryou and Malik are in Ryou's room drinking tea~~
Ryou: Yami was acting quite odd today, wasn't he?
Malik: He's always odd, all the yamis are. They're freaks without trying
Ryou: Well I meant aside from the yami odd. I meant he was different from HIS Yami odd.
Malik:....Huh?
Ryou: *sighs* Yami is odd yes, but have you ever known him to be friendly? Or in love with Bakura for that matter? *shivers* I still don't like thinking about that.
Malik: *pokes biscuits suspiciously* What about how HAPPY he was? The fact that he can smile at all scares me shitless. *waves a biscuit* Are these fat free?
Ryou:.....no...
Malik: *throws down biscuit and pouts* Well forget it then! Pastries go straight to my hips and I have my figure to watch. *smirks*
Ryou: .........
Suddenly!!
FLASHY BLINDING LIGHT!
THUMP!!!
Malik: What the hell was that!?
Ryou: Hmmm, I didn't know Bakura was getting home so early today.
Malik: *blanches* Bakura? *quickly ducks under table, and comes back up knocking the tea set out of the way, slamming a large, black bottle of Russian Vodka in its place* *sticks shot glass in Ryou's face* Oi wench! Pour me another!
Ryou: *glares at Malik and pushes the glass away from his face* I don't think it was Bakura.
Malik: Why?
Ryou: Because the ruckus came from his room.. Malik: *nods* Oh.
Ryou: *stands up* Well, come on then.
Malik: Huh??
Ryou: Don't you want to find out what that was? *raises eyebrow*
Malik: Oh. *gulps* No, no! That's okay! You go on a head with out me!
Ryou: *glares*
Malik: *whimpers* Can't we just drink some more tea?
Ryou: *puts hands on hips* It could be a monster that is planning to eat the next person who walks by that room.
Malik: Good, maybe it'll eat Bakura.
Ryou: Or it could be me strapped to a bed naked.
Malik: *jumps into the hall with fighting flag* Onward, we face the perils that await us! *stomps off courageously*
Ryou: *sighs and follows*
Malik: Okay...okay we are at the door.
Ryou: I noticed when we stopped in front of it.
Malik: *glares* Are you mocking me?
Ryou: *rolls eyes* Wouldn't dream of it.
~~Loud moaning sounds start coming from behind the door~~
Ryou: EEP! *hides face in Malik's back*
Malik: *suppresses urge to melt*
Ryou: Do you think it's a ghost?
Malik: After all the times you've been possessed by one of the most psychotic freaky, spirits in the world - your STILL terrified by ghosts!
Ryou: Yeah!? Well you're the one whose yami couldn't even find a use for you! He banished you to the Shadow Realm for Ra-sakes!
Malik: .........
Ryou: .........
Malik: *lip quivers*
Ryou: @_@!!!
Malik: *begins hiccupping trying hard not to cry*
Ryou: .........Malik...I'm sorry. I didn't-
Malik: *screeches* You LIED to me!
Ryou: @_@ *falls back* W-what?
Malik: *points finger in Ryou's face* How can you possibly be out here, AND tied naked to a bed waiting for me to play out some of my wildest fantasies - AT. THE. SAME. TIME!!!!!!!
Ryou: ..........BAKA!!! *pushes Malik through Bakura's door*
Malik: WOAH!!!
~~silence~~
Ryou: Malik? You okay?
Malik: Ryou....
Ryou: Yes? *inches closer to the newly broken down door*
Malik: .....I had no idea you were such a Freeeeeeeeeeeeeack!! =^_______^=
Ryou: *looks in* Wha? -AAAAAHHHH!!!
Malik: AHHHHHHH!
Yugi: AHHHHHH!!!!!
Ryou: YUGI!
Yugi: RYOU!
Malik: POCKY!!! *dives for strawberry flavoured sticks*
Yugi & Ryou: -.-____-.- ......
Ryou: *turns to Yugi* What are you doing in here! Chained to the bed no less! *unchains him*
Yugi: *chucks insanely* Before that, how is Bakura. I have to say I had no idea he was such a submissive partner.
Ryou:........you didn't.
Yugi: I did! ^_^
Malik: *soul sister voice* Oh_Noh_you_did-ant!!
Yugi: ^_______________________^
Ryou: Shut-
Malik: UP!!!!
Yugi, Ryou & Malik: *jump up and down squealing*
Ryou: EEEEEEE!! Yugi, I can't believe you!
Malik: I didn't think it was actually possible! I was totally talking out of my ass when I said you should see if it would work!
Yugi: I know! I didn't expect it to work either, but when I snuck in here last night, I closed my eyes and concentrated and the next morning-
Ryou: You were Yami!
Yugi: Like totally *giggles*
Ryou & Malik: *nods in agreement* Soooooooo totally!
Yugi: *sighs* But after I made Yami walk around naked in the Mary Sue class in room 4 B, he went psycho and kicked me out.
Malik: Understandable, they are just plain scary. Marik fears them, more then he does the smurfs.
Ryou: Like Barney, Teletubbies and the Smurfs combined.
Yugi: Yeah. All I remember is him saying something in Egyptian and I'm waking up here. When I rolled over to get up, I heard a Snap! PING! And I was chained at every limb.
Ryou: Yes, Bakura tends to booby-trap and curse a lot of the furniture. I nearly had a bloody heart attack when the tea kettle started screaming, "STOP DRINKING TEA WENCH, AND FIX BAKURA DINNER!"
Malik: *pops up from behind Yugi* And he keeps that weird looking eye guy, in the ugly red suit in the cage over there! *points to steel bar cage in the corner of the room, that magically appeared on cue, because the fates deemed it so.*
Yugi: Pegasus?
Ryou: *sighs* Bakura caught him sniffing around for the Mil. Eye a few months ago and has kept him here since.
Pegasus: Snarf?
Ryou: *picks up broom* Quiet you! *pokes the broom through the bars in Pegasus side*
Pegasus: HISS! SNARL! GROWL *burrows into the corner of the cage*
Malik: *turns to Yugi* Hey, are you going to be able to go home tonight? I seriously wouldn't want to be in your shoes shrimp.
Yugi: Hey!
Malik: Sorry. Reflex.
Yugi: *grumbles* I don't know, actually I was going to ask if I could stay here tonight. I don't think I want to be with Yami alone right now.....*snickers*
Ryou: If you would like Yugi, you can stay here! After the stunt you pulled today as Yami, Bakura will probably be off somewhere getting as wasted as he possibly can!
Malik: *gasps excitedly* Why don't we ALL stay here tonight! We can talk about this possessing thing, order pizza, paint out nails and have a-
Yugi, Ryou & Malik: GAB-FEST!!!!!!! *link hands and squeals*
Pegasus: Yay!
Ryou: *raises broom threateningly*
Pegasus: *whimpers and goes back to his corner*
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~~Ryou and Malik are in Ryou's room drinking tea~~
Ryou: Yami was acting quite odd today, wasn't he?
Malik: He's always odd, all the yamis are. They're freaks without trying
Ryou: Well I meant aside from the yami odd. I meant he was different from HIS Yami odd.
Malik:....Huh?
Ryou: *sighs* Yami is odd yes, but have you ever known him to be friendly? Or in love with Bakura for that matter? *shivers* I still don't like thinking about that.
Malik: *pokes biscuits suspiciously* What about how HAPPY he was? The fact that he can smile at all scares me shitless. *waves a biscuit* Are these fat free?
Ryou:.....no...
Malik: *throws down biscuit and pouts* Well forget it then! Pastries go straight to my hips and I have my figure to watch. *smirks*
Ryou: .........
Suddenly!!
FLASHY BLINDING LIGHT!
THUMP!!!
Malik: What the hell was that!?
Ryou: Hmmm, I didn't know Bakura was getting home so early today.
Malik: *blanches* Bakura? *quickly ducks under table, and comes back up knocking the tea set out of the way, slamming a large, black bottle of Russian Vodka in its place* *sticks shot glass in Ryou's face* Oi wench! Pour me another!
Ryou: *glares at Malik and pushes the glass away from his face* I don't think it was Bakura.
Malik: Why?
Ryou: Because the ruckus came from his room.. Malik: *nods* Oh.
Ryou: *stands up* Well, come on then.
Malik: Huh??
Ryou: Don't you want to find out what that was? *raises eyebrow*
Malik: Oh. *gulps* No, no! That's okay! You go on a head with out me!
Ryou: *glares*
Malik: *whimpers* Can't we just drink some more tea?
Ryou: *puts hands on hips* It could be a monster that is planning to eat the next person who walks by that room.
Malik: Good, maybe it'll eat Bakura.
Ryou: Or it could be me strapped to a bed naked.
Malik: *jumps into the hall with fighting flag* Onward, we face the perils that await us! *stomps off courageously*
Ryou: *sighs and follows*
Malik: Okay...okay we are at the door.
Ryou: I noticed when we stopped in front of it.
Malik: *glares* Are you mocking me?
Ryou: *rolls eyes* Wouldn't dream of it.
~~Loud moaning sounds start coming from behind the door~~
Ryou: EEP! *hides face in Malik's back*
Malik: *suppresses urge to melt*
Ryou: Do you think it's a ghost?
Malik: After all the times you've been possessed by one of the most psychotic freaky, spirits in the world - your STILL terrified by ghosts!
Ryou: Yeah!? Well you're the one whose yami couldn't even find a use for you! He banished you to the Shadow Realm for Ra-sakes!
Malik: .........
Ryou: .........
Malik: *lip quivers*
Ryou: @_@!!!
Malik: *begins hiccupping trying hard not to cry*
Ryou: .........Malik...I'm sorry. I didn't-
Malik: *screeches* You LIED to me!
Ryou: @_@ *falls back* W-what?
Malik: *points finger in Ryou's face* How can you possibly be out here, AND tied naked to a bed waiting for me to play out some of my wildest fantasies - AT. THE. SAME. TIME!!!!!!!
Ryou: ..........BAKA!!! *pushes Malik through Bakura's door*
Malik: WOAH!!!
~~silence~~
Ryou: Malik? You okay?
Malik: Ryou....
Ryou: Yes? *inches closer to the newly broken down door*
Malik: .....I had no idea you were such a Freeeeeeeeeeeeeack!! =^_______^=
Ryou: *looks in* Wha? -AAAAAHHHH!!!
Malik: AHHHHHHH!
Yugi: AHHHHHH!!!!!
Ryou: YUGI!
Yugi: RYOU!
Malik: POCKY!!! *dives for strawberry flavoured sticks*
Yugi & Ryou: -.-____-.- ......
Ryou: *turns to Yugi* What are you doing in here! Chained to the bed no less! *unchains him*
Yugi: *chucks insanely* Before that, how is Bakura. I have to say I had no idea he was such a submissive partner.
Ryou:........you didn't.
Yugi: I did! ^_^
Malik: *soul sister voice* Oh_Noh_you_did-ant!!
Yugi: ^_______________________^
Ryou: Shut-
Malik: UP!!!!
Yugi, Ryou & Malik: *jump up and down squealing*
Ryou: EEEEEEE!! Yugi, I can't believe you!
Malik: I didn't think it was actually possible! I was totally talking out of my ass when I said you should see if it would work!
Yugi: I know! I didn't expect it to work either, but when I snuck in here last night, I closed my eyes and concentrated and the next morning-
Ryou: You were Yami!
Yugi: Like totally *giggles*
Ryou & Malik: *nods in agreement* Soooooooo totally!
Yugi: *sighs* But after I made Yami walk around naked in the Mary Sue class in room 4 B, he went psycho and kicked me out.
Malik: Understandable, they are just plain scary. Marik fears them, more then he does the smurfs.
Ryou: Like Barney, Teletubbies and the Smurfs combined.
Yugi: Yeah. All I remember is him saying something in Egyptian and I'm waking up here. When I rolled over to get up, I heard a Snap! PING! And I was chained at every limb.
Ryou: Yes, Bakura tends to booby-trap and curse a lot of the furniture. I nearly had a bloody heart attack when the tea kettle started screaming, "STOP DRINKING TEA WENCH, AND FIX BAKURA DINNER!"
Malik: *pops up from behind Yugi* And he keeps that weird looking eye guy, in the ugly red suit in the cage over there! *points to steel bar cage in the corner of the room, that magically appeared on cue, because the fates deemed it so.*
Yugi: Pegasus?
Ryou: *sighs* Bakura caught him sniffing around for the Mil. Eye a few months ago and has kept him here since.
Pegasus: Snarf?
Ryou: *picks up broom* Quiet you! *pokes the broom through the bars in Pegasus side*
Pegasus: HISS! SNARL! GROWL *burrows into the corner of the cage*
Malik: *turns to Yugi* Hey, are you going to be able to go home tonight? I seriously wouldn't want to be in your shoes shrimp.
Yugi: Hey!
Malik: Sorry. Reflex.
Yugi: *grumbles* I don't know, actually I was going to ask if I could stay here tonight. I don't think I want to be with Yami alone right now.....*snickers*
Ryou: If you would like Yugi, you can stay here! After the stunt you pulled today as Yami, Bakura will probably be off somewhere getting as wasted as he possibly can!
Malik: *gasps excitedly* Why don't we ALL stay here tonight! We can talk about this possessing thing, order pizza, paint out nails and have a-
Yugi, Ryou & Malik: GAB-FEST!!!!!!! *link hands and squeals*
Pegasus: Yay!
Ryou: *raises broom threateningly*
Pegasus: *whimpers and goes back to his corner*
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WHOOOO! That felt good to get out, and three pages longer then my usual chappies! Your reviews really do inspire me, thank you minna!!! ^________^
Now! To the left, sports fans!
ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! PLEASE REVIEW!!!
