Chapter 4: The Sounds Of A Yami's Screams
Bakura: //HIIIIKAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!//
Ryou: /Good morning Bakura-koi! Sleep well?/
Bakura: //NO! Because obviously I. Am. Still. Dreaming. And the dream is shit!!!!//
Ryou: //Oh really, Bakura, you're over reacting. //
Bakura: //The fuck I am!! What the hell are you doing in my body Hikari- twerp! Are you LOOKING for a reason for me to beat you??//
Ryou: /You would hurt me, koi? *sniffles*/
Bakura: //*sighs, totally light-whipped* No, I could never hurt you on purpose. *sulks*//
Ryou: /^__^/
Bakura: //But that does not explain why you are in control of MY body! *having a hissy fit*//
Ryou: /*giggles* Well I found a loop hole! So I can take over your body too! Muahahahahhahahahah!/
Bakura: //B-b-b-but that's *eyes tear up* MY JOB!!! You are filching me of my maniless!! //
Ryou: /Taking over my body makes you more of a man?/
Bakura: //It makes it perfectly clear that I wear the pants in this screw- lationship.//
Ryou: /We both wear pants, Bakura../
Bakura:// The ones that aren't ironed, Hikari.//
Ryou: /*shivers* Oh. I don't know how you can stand living with pants that don't even go through the dryer! /
Bakura: //Some of us can live without lilac-scented fabric softeners, koi.//
Ryou: /Fine, *mutters* Neanderthal./
Bakura: //What was that? *suspicious*//
Ryou:/ Nothing, Yami!/
Bakura: //.........//
Ryou: /^_______^;;/
Bakura: //Alright, I've accepted the part that you stole my body. Yet why must I be chained to a car naked, in my own soul room?//
Ryou: /Revenge, dear./
Bakura://I figured as much.//
Ryou: /Good lord, Bakura! What have you done to all your uniforms?/
Bakura: //Not when Mr. Jacket, meets Mr. Machete.//
Ryou: /Right! Well we will fix that! *heads to his own closet*/
Bakura: //What are you doing!!! *panics*//
Ryou: /I'm wearing one of my uniforms, you cannot expect me to let people see you like this?/
Bakura: //NO!!!! Part of the great gig about having my own body, was that I would never have to wear the same thing as you again! You dress like Yugi's grandfather!!!! *points accusingly...er in Ryou's head*//
Ryou: /I DO NOT! *stomps foot* I just know how to take care of my clothes is all!!! /
Bakura: //Hikari, you will not leave this house, in my body dressed. like. that.//
Ryou: /Try and stop me Yami. Are we forgetting WHO is tied to a car?/
Bakura: //*whimpers* Please Ryou? I couldn't live myself if I was seen dressed as you again.//
Ryou: /Oh, alright! *grins evilly* But only if you say it?/
Bakura: //*scared* S-say WHAT, hikari? Eh-heheheheheheheh.......heh?//
Ryou: /You know WHAT! *smirks*/
Bakura: //*trembles* ......NO!!!!! I REFUSE!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!//
Ryou:/ *warningly* Bakura.....*raises bunny sweater* /
Bakura: //*hangs head in shame like a whipped man* You are my sunshine. My. Only. Sunshine. You. Make. Me. Happy. When. Skies. Are. Grey. You'll. Never. Know. Dear. How. Much. I. Love. You. So Please. Don't. Take. My. Sunshine. Away. //
Ryou: /And? *puts hands on hips expectantly*/
Bakura. //Aisheteru..........................................oh, tenchi-sama.//
Ryou: /^___________^ /
Bakura: //*is crying*//
Ryou: /Well, now that I'm wearing these rags you call clothes, I guess it's off to school!/
Bakura: //*twitches* ...What was that?//
Ryou: /You didn't really think I was getting dressed to parade around the house, now did you?/
Bakura: //As a matter of fact, I FUCKING DID!!!!//
Ryou: /Oooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Pretty colours!!/
Bakura:// Colours? What the hell are you talking about Gaki! //
Ryou:/ I think Malik's happy drink is finally starting to take affect./
FUCK!!!!????//
Ryou: /It really is working, I feel almost drunk! *eyes grow big* And I want to find something to kill with long, slender rod-like things... /
Bakura: //.........Hikari, what colour was the drink Malik gave you?//
Ryou:/ Hmmmmmmmm *puts finger to mouth. Cheeks are tinged from thought*/
Bakura: //AND STOP MAKING ME LOOK KAWAI WHILE YOUR AT IT, RA-DAMMIT!!!//
Ryou:/ I believe it was purple with sparkly gold swirling all around it! *waves arms around to make his point* oh! And the bottle was throbbing!/
Ryou: /*hugging a tree*/
Bakura: //You.................YOU FUCKING IDIOT, TWERPY- GAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!//
Ryou: /Hmm?? *looks at the tree and smiles shyly at it* Did you say something Mr. Tree?/
Bakura: //YO! ME, RYOU! ME! FOCUS ON ME!//
Ryou: /Oh, hello Kura'chan. Did you enjoy the sheep?/
Bakura: //Yeah, sure whatever. Ryou, do you happen to know what was in that little drink that Malik gave you?//
Ryou: /My face?/
Bakura: //Marik's sweat, you idiot! We were sneaking it into kindergartner's lunches a month ago! His faggot hikari must have got his hands on it.//
Ryou: /Malik is a cigarette? /
Bakura: //*pulls out some hair* No, faggot as in gay! A homosexual, goes for guys! I can't get any clearer on this Hikari!//
Ryou: /But we're gay as well dear. You can't have forgotten last night. Or all the times with Yami and Marik. Also that threesome kills any idea that you were ever straight./
Bakura:// HOW'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT!!!???//
Ryou: /I heard about it. Twice actually. /
Bakura: //ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!//
Ryou: /*giggles* I love Mr. Tree and he loves me!!!! *snuggles into tree* *bird begins squawking at his head, because he nearly kissed her nest*/
Bakura: //Well the tree hates you.//
Ryou: /*gasp and leans back* What!? *stares at the tree in shock*/
Bakura: //*snickers* It says it hates you, and it knows a sapling that really shakes his bushes!//
Ryou: /Why you!!! *punches the tree* *its blasted to the Shadow Realm on impact*/
Bakura:// O_o!!!!!!!!!!!//
The Bird: OO!!!!
Ryou: /*looks mildly surprised*/
Bakura: //When your in my body........you get Shadow Magic.....//
Ryou: /*slowly smiles* Heehehehehheheeheeeheee..............*throws back his head* MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/
Bakura: //Somebody help me! *whimpers*//
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Whoops! I had forgotten to put in the little slashie thingys to show they are speaking through the mind link! So revised!
And Also!
Kitsueni Moeru I would feel completely honored to read your stories! Just give me a heads up when you get your stories up again, and I will be one of the first to review ^___^!!!!!
Alright, ready kiddies!?
JUMP TO THE LEFT! JUMP TO THE RIGHT!
CLAP YOUR HANDS ONCE!
WHY DONCHA REVIEW TWICE!!!!
Bakura: //HIIIIKAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!//
Ryou: /Good morning Bakura-koi! Sleep well?/
Bakura: //NO! Because obviously I. Am. Still. Dreaming. And the dream is shit!!!!//
Ryou: //Oh really, Bakura, you're over reacting. //
Bakura: //The fuck I am!! What the hell are you doing in my body Hikari- twerp! Are you LOOKING for a reason for me to beat you??//
Ryou: /You would hurt me, koi? *sniffles*/
Bakura: //*sighs, totally light-whipped* No, I could never hurt you on purpose. *sulks*//
Ryou: /^__^/
Bakura: //But that does not explain why you are in control of MY body! *having a hissy fit*//
Ryou: /*giggles* Well I found a loop hole! So I can take over your body too! Muahahahahhahahahah!/
Bakura: //B-b-b-but that's *eyes tear up* MY JOB!!! You are filching me of my maniless!! //
Ryou: /Taking over my body makes you more of a man?/
Bakura: //It makes it perfectly clear that I wear the pants in this screw- lationship.//
Ryou: /We both wear pants, Bakura../
Bakura:// The ones that aren't ironed, Hikari.//
Ryou: /*shivers* Oh. I don't know how you can stand living with pants that don't even go through the dryer! /
Bakura: //Some of us can live without lilac-scented fabric softeners, koi.//
Ryou: /Fine, *mutters* Neanderthal./
Bakura: //What was that? *suspicious*//
Ryou:/ Nothing, Yami!/
Bakura: //.........//
Ryou: /^_______^;;/
Bakura: //Alright, I've accepted the part that you stole my body. Yet why must I be chained to a car naked, in my own soul room?//
Ryou: /Revenge, dear./
Bakura://I figured as much.//
Ryou: /Good lord, Bakura! What have you done to all your uniforms?/
Bakura: //Not when Mr. Jacket, meets Mr. Machete.//
Ryou: /Right! Well we will fix that! *heads to his own closet*/
Bakura: //What are you doing!!! *panics*//
Ryou: /I'm wearing one of my uniforms, you cannot expect me to let people see you like this?/
Bakura: //NO!!!! Part of the great gig about having my own body, was that I would never have to wear the same thing as you again! You dress like Yugi's grandfather!!!! *points accusingly...er in Ryou's head*//
Ryou: /I DO NOT! *stomps foot* I just know how to take care of my clothes is all!!! /
Bakura: //Hikari, you will not leave this house, in my body dressed. like. that.//
Ryou: /Try and stop me Yami. Are we forgetting WHO is tied to a car?/
Bakura: //*whimpers* Please Ryou? I couldn't live myself if I was seen dressed as you again.//
Ryou: /Oh, alright! *grins evilly* But only if you say it?/
Bakura: //*scared* S-say WHAT, hikari? Eh-heheheheheheheh.......heh?//
Ryou: /You know WHAT! *smirks*/
Bakura: //*trembles* ......NO!!!!! I REFUSE!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!//
Ryou:/ *warningly* Bakura.....*raises bunny sweater* /
Bakura: //*hangs head in shame like a whipped man* You are my sunshine. My. Only. Sunshine. You. Make. Me. Happy. When. Skies. Are. Grey. You'll. Never. Know. Dear. How. Much. I. Love. You. So Please. Don't. Take. My. Sunshine. Away. //
Ryou: /And? *puts hands on hips expectantly*/
Bakura. //Aisheteru..........................................oh, tenchi-sama.//
Ryou: /^___________^ /
Bakura: //*is crying*//
Ryou: /Well, now that I'm wearing these rags you call clothes, I guess it's off to school!/
Bakura: //*twitches* ...What was that?//
Ryou: /You didn't really think I was getting dressed to parade around the house, now did you?/
Bakura: //As a matter of fact, I FUCKING DID!!!!//
Ryou: /Oooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Pretty colours!!/
Bakura:// Colours? What the hell are you talking about Gaki! //
Ryou:/ I think Malik's happy drink is finally starting to take affect./
FUCK!!!!????//
Ryou: /It really is working, I feel almost drunk! *eyes grow big* And I want to find something to kill with long, slender rod-like things... /
Bakura: //.........Hikari, what colour was the drink Malik gave you?//
Ryou:/ Hmmmmmmmm *puts finger to mouth. Cheeks are tinged from thought*/
Bakura: //AND STOP MAKING ME LOOK KAWAI WHILE YOUR AT IT, RA-DAMMIT!!!//
Ryou:/ I believe it was purple with sparkly gold swirling all around it! *waves arms around to make his point* oh! And the bottle was throbbing!/
Ryou: /*hugging a tree*/
Bakura: //You.................YOU FUCKING IDIOT, TWERPY- GAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!//
Ryou: /Hmm?? *looks at the tree and smiles shyly at it* Did you say something Mr. Tree?/
Bakura: //YO! ME, RYOU! ME! FOCUS ON ME!//
Ryou: /Oh, hello Kura'chan. Did you enjoy the sheep?/
Bakura: //Yeah, sure whatever. Ryou, do you happen to know what was in that little drink that Malik gave you?//
Ryou: /My face?/
Bakura: //Marik's sweat, you idiot! We were sneaking it into kindergartner's lunches a month ago! His faggot hikari must have got his hands on it.//
Ryou: /Malik is a cigarette? /
Bakura: //*pulls out some hair* No, faggot as in gay! A homosexual, goes for guys! I can't get any clearer on this Hikari!//
Ryou: /But we're gay as well dear. You can't have forgotten last night. Or all the times with Yami and Marik. Also that threesome kills any idea that you were ever straight./
Bakura:// HOW'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT!!!???//
Ryou: /I heard about it. Twice actually. /
Bakura: //ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!//
Ryou: /*giggles* I love Mr. Tree and he loves me!!!! *snuggles into tree* *bird begins squawking at his head, because he nearly kissed her nest*/
Bakura: //Well the tree hates you.//
Ryou: /*gasp and leans back* What!? *stares at the tree in shock*/
Bakura: //*snickers* It says it hates you, and it knows a sapling that really shakes his bushes!//
Ryou: /Why you!!! *punches the tree* *its blasted to the Shadow Realm on impact*/
Bakura:// O_o!!!!!!!!!!!//
The Bird: OO!!!!
Ryou: /*looks mildly surprised*/
Bakura: //When your in my body........you get Shadow Magic.....//
Ryou: /*slowly smiles* Heehehehehheheeheeeheee..............*throws back his head* MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/
Bakura: //Somebody help me! *whimpers*//
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Whoops! I had forgotten to put in the little slashie thingys to show they are speaking through the mind link! So revised!
And Also!
Kitsueni Moeru I would feel completely honored to read your stories! Just give me a heads up when you get your stories up again, and I will be one of the first to review ^___^!!!!!
Alright, ready kiddies!?
JUMP TO THE LEFT! JUMP TO THE RIGHT!
CLAP YOUR HANDS ONCE!
WHY DONCHA REVIEW TWICE!!!!
