Disclaimer: I don't own Fairly Oddparents. Wizzy is a character from the Oh Yeah! Shorts and my OC, Anti-Wizzy is his Anti-Fairy.

Author's Note: Concrit is welcomed, particularly on characterization.


Chapter 3: Tests

Anti-Cosmo set Anti-Wizzy the task of observing Anti-Norm, to check if he'd be prone to make unlucky things happen by accident. Anti-Wizzy decided that he would be a better observer if he got into Anti-Norm's good graces first.

"Hi, Anti-Norm," said Anti-Wizzy, trying to talk like his amazingly happy counterpart, "what do you want to do?"

"Hi, what is your name?" asked Anti-Norm.

"Anti-Wizzy."

"I want to cause good luck, but the other Anti-Fairies say I can't," replied Anti-Norm, "If everyone here doesn't want it…"

Anti-Norm began crying.

"Could you stop that infernal waling?" asked Anti-Wizzy, "You're hurting my ears."

Anti-Norm did so. He didn't want to hurt anyone's ears, Anti-Fairy or not.

Anti-Wizzy ANTI-POOFed up some rubber balls and threw them at Anti-Norm's head, hoping for anger, loss of patience and an unlucky magical accident.

Anti-Norm's response was to just not notice.

Anti-Wizzy didn't expect that. Surely, Anti-Norm would care at least a bit, wouldn't he? He waited a few moments. Nope. Anti-Norm didn't care, and had probably forgotten what had happened already. Anti-Wizzy sighed. Anti-Norm was useless as an Anti-Fairy.

"You are useless!" jeered Anti-Wizzy, "You do not want to cause bad luck, you wail and you can't produce a decent magical accident!"

Anti-Norm began to wail. Again.

Anti-Wizzy smiled sinisterly. He had a feeling that convincing Anti-Norm to switch species with Norm, and become a fairy would be a piece of cake.


Anti-Fortune continued watching Norm and Chester, waiting till Norm seemed to be in a better mood to test him.

Norm and Chester were watching a baseball game and they both looked happy.

Chester had realized that his bond with Norm was crumbling, and decided to ask Norm if he could go on one of Norm's mini-vacations with him. Norm's reply to Chester's request was, "yeah, sure, you can!"

Now was the time for Anti-Fortune to test Norm. But how?

ANTI-POOF!

A sexy genie dame appeared.

"Hey, Norm," said the dame, "Do you wanna go to the adults only theme park, and do an adult's only thing?"

"Well, yeah," replied Norm, "But if you haven't noticed, I'm watching baseball with Chester right now, and your sexiness is blocking my view of the game! Yeah, I want it, but for the love of Pete, not now! Ask me later, and then I'll say "yes'! Now? Nope!"

ANTI-POOF!

Anti-Fortune made the female genie disappear. Norm obviously had common sense and wouldn't abandon his godkid while he was having fun with him. Norm would be a great Anti-Fairy, he was sure, and he had just picked the wrong method to test him.

ANTI-POOF!

Chester became invisible.

Norm wondered what had happened to Chester, though he still wanted to continue watching the game. He knew that if he ignored the problem in order to watch the baseball game, Jorgen wouldn't think he was a good godparent, and he cared about Chester, so Norm decided to look for him, calling his name.

"I'm here! Right beside you!"

That was Chester's voice. Norm was sure that Chester couldn't possibly be beside him, could he? Norm remembered that magic did exist (he was a genie after all), so maybe a magical creature turned Chester invisible.

ANTI-POOF!

Chester became visible again and Norm felt relieved that he hadn't lost him.


Anti-Fortune and Anti-Wizzy reported to Anti-Cosmo. Anti-Cosmo heard their reports and decided that Norm would probably be worth more as an Anti-Fairy than Anti-Norm was, even if he cared for Chester. Anti-Cosmo was positive that Norm could be made to dislike Chester and godparenting if they played their cards right, and if they pushed Anti-Norm far enough, he might decide to become a fairy.

Then, Anti-Cosmo could begin his plan for bad luck to reign supreme!