Chapter 6: Who Didn't See This Coming??

Yugi and his gang are all sitting around in the classroom talking. Everyone but Ryou and Yugi, are nervous and unsure whether it had been a good idea to get up today or not

Yugi: So how did it go with Bakura last night? Did he manage to free himself, or did you get bored?

Ryou: sighs No, I had to eventually let him out. Pegasus got free, and he only listens to Bakura. Apparently he can sense the difference.

Yugi: Really?

Ryou: Yup. He bit my hand see. shows bandaged hand

Yugi: Interesting....

Marik walks into the classroom with smoke and wind flying about the cloak that is completely hiding him from view. His eyes are glowing and are the only things visible from the shadows on his face

Anzu: Konnichiwa, Marik-kun! smiles in relief

Everyone: sighs in relief as Marik is acting like himself. Completely insane.

Marik: turns to face Anzu Anzu-chan??

Anzu: bad impression of the 'Yugi 100 watt smile Yes, what is it Marik- kun?

Marik: KUMAGORO MIRACLE BEAM!!!!! Throws a stuffed bunny rabbit at her

Anzu: Ack!!! Is knocked into the wall creating a big crater

Marik: whips off the cloak to reveal!.....himself in a full body pink bunny suit Another dull soul saved by shinny shinny Kuma- looooooooooove!!!!!!

Everyone: jaws have hit the floor and eyes are shadowed by depressing blue air

Kaiba: Dear God, its happening again....

Jounouchi: It can't go on! Please Kami, make it not go on!!!

Marik: has retrieved pink bunny from unconscious Anzu, after hitting the twittering birds flying about her head with it turns to everyone

Everyone: takes a step back

Marik: HIKARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malik: /Having fun so far, anata?/

Marik:DON'T CALL ME THAT, IMP!! I'M THE FEARSOME MALIK!! DEAR TO NO ONE!!!!!!!

Malik: / But your so sweet!! /

Marik: As soon as I escape this cleverly crafted hell-pit of a prison, I shall make you pay!! struggle's with the lock on toddler play pen

Malik: /Oh, come now, its not that bad! /

Marik: YES IT IS!! Where did you come up with the plans for this place, anyway!

Malik: /I modeled it after Yugi's soul room. /

Marik: I always knew that little pansy ass, pyramid-sucker was warped!

Malik: /Ha! You should see Yami's! Yugi told me about some of the rooms that hentai keeps. I can't even begin to fathom how Yugi manages to walk at all /

Marik: smirks You mean like you? After our little screw sessions, your always whining about not being able to move. Maybe you're the REAL pansy!

Malik: / glares into his head Watch yami, your treading thin ice /

Marik: What the bloody fucking hell, is ice!?

Malik: /YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!/ turns to the Yugioh clan waves Hey mina! I've got some special news about myself! I wanted you to know, that I...am a uke.

All: gasp!

Bakura: somewhere from the back I could have told you that dumb ass!!

Marik: FUCK OFF BAKURA! YOU'RE ALWAYS THE BITCH! AND AS FOR YOU- points at Malik's head? I'M GOING TO BITCH SLAP YOU STRAIGHT!!!!

Maik: giggles...girlishly and beams manically at them The nice man at the shop gave me this suit, because I told him I'm starting a business!! A token of how much I love my strong AND powerful hikari!!

Marik: Don't you dare! DON'T YOU DARE!!!!

Malik: I will masquerade as any kind of kinky fantasy you want and do whatever you want for fifty cents an hour! As a uke, of course!

Yugi's classmates: choking on their tongues

The Yamis: gaping, horrified at the fallen one

Yugi and Ryou: pissing themselves laughing

Marik: Has self combusted

Malik: is now dressed up as a Texan saloon girl, turns to the readers computer screen Ya'll come back now, ya hear? Plenty of fun for no one in the family!!

Yugi: practically in tears He's...he's...he's turned him into a-a...falls over laughing

Ryou: bent over and IN tears A 50 cent whore!!!

Marik: his lips sliding down the wall somewhere in his soul room So much anger...can't think...brain...under...foot..

This wasn't a particularly a good chapter. It was just to let you know that I am not dead, and neither is this ficcie!

However I do feel I may soon combust myself as teachers feel the need to kill us all with last minute assignments, that slowly burn the soul and numb all feeling....

Oh yeah, I don't own YuGiOh, or Gravitation, or a Kumagoro Miracle Beam.

I'll try and have something out by the end of the week my lovelies, until then:

May I pretty please have a few reviews???