AN: This is such a fun story to write. It is my intention to make this story as ridiculous as possible.
On with the Story.
"And today another chapter is written, wonder what is planned today." Jaune speaks to himself.
"Sir?" Stevens asks.
"Nothing to worry about Stevens, now remind me why I'm not allowed to explode this time?" Jaune asks.
"We are going to a Schnee Dust Expo where you will unveil a new way to process dust. We will be arriving in Mistral in three hours. The lab has been moved into General Ironwood's Airship. All our experiments have been moved in accordance with the paperwork you somehow did better than any Lawyer I've ever seen." Stevens lists of the notepad that somehow magically appears in his hands.
"Well the paperwork was easy, not nearly as hard as breathing air in the way that doesn't poison you." Jaune exclaims.
"Why is our boss like this?" Winter sighs in defeat.
She has been working for Jaune for a month at this point. In that time she had seen Jaune randomly explode at least twenty times a day, she had seen the most spectacular things working with him. On the other hand she had seen the most ridiculous things that had screamed insanity. Some reason kept her working for him, the events surrounding him were crazy but they always worked out for the better.
"This is just how he is, in the years I have spent working for him he has done spectaculor things. On the flip side every day is long and hard, but you will end up better for it." Stevens sagely says.
"We will be taking off momentarily Scientists, please be ready." Ironwood speaks from the intercom.
"Oi! Irontree, why can't we just teleport there?!" Jaune yells at the intercom.
"We do not have that technology Jaune." Ironwood states.
"Then I'll make it when we get back, can't waste precious time with flying, bah fools travel!" Jaune scoffs.
"Sir, we can still work en route, we are in our lab." Stevens states.
"Oh right! STEVENS! Grab Season and turn on the Cube of Infinite Finites, then sit on the counter and don't bother me." Jaune waves them towards a cube sitting on a table.
"How do you start the cube sir?" Stevens asks.
"Just yell 'Seventh time you haven't started, turn the Fuck on or I will space your ass!' Worked for me." Jaune states.
" 'Seventh time you haven't started, turn the Fuck on or I will space your ass!' " Stevens yells at he cube.
The Cube starts floating and spins randomly like a rubix cube.
"Now, I will summon the seventh dimensional nothingness." Jaune states.
" Seventh dimensional nothingness starts now!" Cue explosion.
"Eureka! That worked better than expected." Jaune yells excitedly.
Three hours later they arrive in Mistral. Winter and Stevens both happy that the explosions will stop.
The expo starts and Jaune is lead onto the stage, Jacques Schnee is speaking of a new innovation of dust processing.
"And here we have the mind behind improved dust processing, Jaune Arc!" Jacques announes.
Everyone claps as Jaune walks onto stage.
"Greetings people. I have improved dust processing 500%, just need's to use aura in the machine I produced to make it. It is perfected now and no longer explodes! Only I had to go through the lost limbs, I mean why would I put out a product with even a chance to harm those using it? That's madness I tell you! Madness! Rest assured that this machine is immune to any and all explosives, including terrorist explosives!" Jaune explains.
People clap politely but stare at Jaune strangely.
Jaune wonders off stage and picks up Sir Pounce-a-little.
"It sucks that no terrorist attacks happened, don't you think kitty?" Jaune asks Sir Pounce-a-little.
AN: Another chapter!
merendinoemiliano- Thanks, not enitirely sure about your first review so I'll answer in both ways I took it: 1) He will have a conversation concerning a Jaune that married Pyrrha. 2) I don't plan to add any romance in this story.
A Grimm Host- That's a good thing! As long as it made you chuckle at least once then feel that it did it's job!
