Disclaimer: I don't own Fairly OddParents.

Author's Note: Constructive criticism welcomed, particularly on characterization. I'm not sure what to call Norm, now that he's an Anti-Fairy. I don't want to call him Anti-Norm, since I spent 5 chapters calling his Anti-Fairy that. I've thought of 2 things I could call him by:

-Morn (like Foop in Anti-Poof)

-Norm the Anti-Fairy

Please tell me if you have a preference. For now, I'll call him "Norm the Anti-Fairy" or just "Norm."


Chapter 6: Sinister Smile

ANTI-POOF!

Several Anti-Fairies appeared in Jorgen's command center.

"What are you UNLUCKY freaks here for?" boomed Jorgen.

"We think we can help protect the universe from Pixies," lied Anti-Cosmo, "We are creatures of painful fun, after all, and Pixies abhor fun and like causing pain better then being subjected to it."


Norm the Anti-Fairy groaned. More saving the world from the Pixies. He thought he was finished with that. He wanted to have fun, dang it!

Anti-Cosmo and Jorgen continued talking and Norm tuned out. However, since he couldn't find many subjects in his mind that he hadn't traversed the entire country of and back while he was trapped in his lamp, Norm decided to tune back in.

"YOU WILL BECOME THE OFFICIAL PROTECTORS AGAINST PIXIES ONLY IF YOU PROVE YOUR ABILITIES!" boomed Jorgen, "CAPTURE UH… FIFTY PIXIES AND I'LL MAKE YOU OFFICIAL!"


Anti-Cosmo grinned sinisterly. His schemes covered that. Jorgen Von Strangle was so easy to manipulate. All fairies were, if you were the King of the Anti-Fairies. One would just need to study the behavior of the Anti-Fairy that was the fairy's parallel than reverse everything one learned about it and apply it to the fairy.


Norm knew that grin of Anti-Cosmo's. He had worn it himself when trying to get revenge on Turner, though Norm knew that he wasn't sinister in the least. At least not in the vampire horror movie way that most villains were.

Norm knew that the expression wasn't a save-the-world expression. It was an I'm-going-to-doom-the-world-or-just-this-one-particular-person expression. Norm felt sure Anti-Cosmo was up to no good.

ANTI-POOF!

The other Anti-Fairies disappeared, but Norm didn't. He didn't trust Anti-Cosmo. Not that being mistrustful of anyone (even Santa Claus) was unusual for Norm, but he knew that with trust, better safe than sorry.


Jorgen gazed at the Anti-Fairy. The Anti-Fairy looked like Norm and seemed to act like Norm, but since the Anti-Fairy was supposed to be Norm's opposite, that was impossible.


ANTI-POOF!

Norm appeared in Anti-Fairy World. No Anti-Fairies. Weird. What were they doing? Howling at the moon? Drinking human blood? Searching for black cats?


The Anti-Fairies weren't doing any of those three activities.

Anti-Wizzy opened a Pixie's cage and when the Pixie made a move to escape, he put it in the Anti-Fairies' Pixie-magic blocking bag.

The Anti-Fairies weren't actually defending the universe against Pixies. They were letting the Pixies go and then collecting them in a Pixie-magic blocking bag until they hit fifty. When they did, they would bring the Pixies to Jorgen and…

All the Anti-Fairies knew Anti-Cosmo had a great plan. He always did, even if they got flung in prison a lot because the plans failed. Failure was Timmy Tiberius Turner's fault and he was out of action now.

After a night of this tedious process, the amount of Pixies in the bag hit fifty and they had enough Pixies to be appointed Official Defenders Against Pixies or whatever name Jorgen wanted to call them.

That was only an enabler of their main goal, not the actual goal. Anti-Cosmo's schemes were more complex than they looked at the beginning.