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Author's Note: Constructive criticism welcomed, particularly on characterization.


Chapter 7: But Maybe Something's Wrong



Anti-Wizzy opened Chester's cage and when Chester came out, he ANTI-POOFed him back to his trailer park.


Chester looked around, feeling shocked. How had he got back home?

"I'm Anti-Norm the Fairy," said his godparent, who seemed to have acquired a new fashion sense overnight, "how can I help you?"

"Anti-Norm?" asked Chester, "what are you his enemy or something?"

"No, I'm his opposite," replied Anti-Norm, "and your wish is my command."

"His opposite?" asked Chester in confusion.

"Yes," said Anti-Norm patiently, "I'm Norm's opposite."

"Does that mean that you like gross stuff?" asked Chester, " 'cause Norm hates it."

"Yes, I do," said Anti-Norm, "any other questions or requests?"

"How about we do gross stuff together?"

"Yes."

Anti-Norm and Chester did gross stuff together, as well as other stuff that Norm hated and Chester liked anyway. Chester was glad to finally do such stuff without Norm scolding him, but he still missed Norm.

Anti-Norm wasn't Norm and Chester found that very easy to remember whenever he encountered a situation that Norm would have an extreme emotional reaction to. Anti-Norm's emotional reaction always was the exact opposite and sometimes Chester thought Norm's would probably be better.

Anti-Norm always was willing to submit to any of Chester's wishes even if the wishes weren't the type that he should wish for. He never seemed to show Norm's keen intelligence and Chester was left with the expression of him having none.


Anti-Norm was glad to finally be able to create good luck instead of bad, and be praised for that. Chester was a good godchild – even if Norm the Anti-Fairy agreed with him.


Anti-Cosmo smiled. Everything seemed to be working out perfectly in every part of his plan. No one could stop him and even if someone could, he was convinced that they didn't want to.


Norm the Anti-Fairy was relieved to finally be having fun without Chester's recent boring wishes. He could go to all the fun places on the fliers and never had to worry about Chester's gross mobile home. However, he couldn't help but stop and think that maybe something was wrong.

As much as he wanted to forget it, he missed Chester and wanted to godparent him again even though he knew that after Chester's recent streak of boring wishes and boring personality, that was a strange thing to do. Nevertheless, Norm did have great memories of Chester and they sometimes happened to invade into his fun, causing him to feel nostalgic. Maybe, he had become an Anti-Fairy too quickly. Maybe, being an Anti-Fairy wasn't a great thing for him…

Norm quickly yanked himself off that train of thought. He was in Hawaii, with loads of sexy dames. Anti-Norm the Fairy was taking care of his kid, and granting his mind-numbing wishes. Norm was free, so what was all this concern about?

Norm remembered when Chester stood up to Fairy Court when he was almost going to be put in jail for harming Turner. That was whom Norm was concerned about and wanted back, even though Norm had lost that Chester a few days ago.

The new Chester resembled a Pixie, with his interest in boring stuff and business. In fact, he was exactly like a Pixie. As soon as Norm realized that, he had an eureka moment. The new Chester didn't just resemble a Pixie; the new Chester was a Pixie! Norm wondered how he hadn't realized that before.

The Pixies were trying to get revenge on them both, Norm was sure. The Anti-Fairies also seemed to be engaging in nefarious stuff, judging from Anti-Cosmo's smile. The Pixies were back and the Anti-Fairies were being nefarious!

That provided an alternate explanation for why the genie dame flirted with him and took him to Anti-Fairy World. The Anti-Fairies wanted to tempt him into becoming an Anti-Fairy and had forced her to do so.

The Anti-Fairies were willing to enslave genies to accomplish their goals, and they had used one to tempt him? Norm almost threw up at the thought of what he had done when he decided to join the Anti-Fairies. If he knew that the genie dame had been forced to tempt him before he joined, he felt sure that he would have reconsidered doing it.

Norm groaned. He supposed he had to save the world – again!