AN: Greetings once more. Stupid shit flows again.
On with the story.
"Hello, I am Pyhrra Nikos. I was hired here on direct request." Pyhrra speaks to the old man waiting in front of the Atlasean airship.
Pyhrra has had a weird day. First she received an email that was a job offer, the benefits were a massive salary, ability to ask for any resources she needed, and working under a world renowned genius. Then she was told to meet her new employer at the Atlasean airship that was docked for the Shcnee expo.
"Ah, you are early, nice to meet you Pyhrra. I am Stevens." Stevens says with a kind smile on his face.
"Thanks for hiring me sir." Pyhraa says.
"Oh. I'm not your boss, I am his assistant. He will be arriving momentarily, as I said you are early." Stevens says.
"Sir please stop teleporting everywhere, it is getting harder to watch you when you teleport halfway across the airship!" A pale haired lady yells at a blond man holding a cat.
"Nonsense dear, you just don't know how to walk through the doors!" The blonde man yells at the obviously annoyed woman.
"We were almost late Season, can't have that! New employee today!" The blonde man says happily."
"Sir this is the young lady you told me to hire." Stevens says to the blonde haired man.
"Oh goody, here hold Sir Pounce-a-little." He hands the cat to Stevens.
"Hello dear I am Jaune Arc, man behind most of today's technology. It will be a pleasure to work with you!" Jaune says as he holds his arms out.
"Nice to meet you sir." Pyhrra says as she reaches out to shake his outstretched hand.
Suddenly her weapons appear in his arms before she can try to shake his hand.
"Here you go dear! Can't leave these behind, that's a bad idea! You have no idea how many people want me dead, its invigorating!" Jaune says as he hands her weapons to her.
"He is always like this, my name is Winter by the way." The woman she thought was named Season says. "He refuses to call me by my name so I've given up, only person he calls by name is Stevens."
"Winter is right Pyhrra, Sir is really strange and all I can say is that the first week will be really tough." Stevens says reassuringly.
"I'm sure it'll be fine sir." Pyhrra says.
"Oh honey, keep that positivity. I've been working with him for three months and I still struggle." Winter says. "God knows how long Stevens has been working with him."
"Thirteen years. Dr. Arc started working with Atlas at age five. He hasn't changed a bit in all those years." Stevens says.
"Why did we hire him when he was five?!" Winter yells.
"The argument was brought up when he first came to us, he stood still for a moment and then he turned into the Jaune you see now. Physically he is eighteen years old, mentally he is older than Remnant is, realistically he is eighteen years old." Stevens calmly explains.
"So he has been pulling his bullshit since before he started working for Atlas?" Winter asks defeated.
"Yes." Stevens says.
"When do I start work?" Pyhrra asks confused.
"Dear you started the moment you got Stevens email! Now come along I need you to use your semblance to grab something from within a door!" Jaune speaks happily as he walks back into the airship.
AN: I love writing this!.
merendinoemiliano- Thanks. Need to read those first, so I will get on that and try contact the authors.
Eldritch King- Glad you like it! The whole point is for the giggles.
