Disclaimer: I don't own Fairly OddParents.
Author's Note: Constructive criticism welcomed, particularly on characterization.
Chapter 10: Light to Fright
Tootie knew that the fake Chester was gone, so she felt unsure about what to do next. She wondered why the Pixies and Anti-Fairies even replaced him if they were going to just put him back when they finished. Then, she thought about how after the real Chester came back, the crowned genie's personality had a 180 and his fashion sense inverted. Maybe, the fake Chester was put there to make him do the 180.
As he was Cosmo's opposite, Anti-Cosmo was a genius. That meant that he could probably guess that if anyone were trying to stop him, they'd assume he'd go for Earth next, so he decided to go for the Mythical Forest.
It had many bright colors not naturally found in nature and it felt peaceful. There were centaurs, unicorns, Pegasus, sea monsters and hippie Bigfoots. The only thing Anti-Cosmo liked about the place was the sea monster though it seemed to be just as peaceful and brightly colored as anything else there. Well, Anti-Cosmo could fix that.
Norm had searched the Earth a million times and counting for Anti-Cosmo. However, he hadn't found him anywhere. Norm wondered if Anti-Cosmo didn't need to be on Earth to control it. He groaned in frustration. Oh boy, saving the world was hard!
Chester wondered where Norm was. He and Anti-Norm had done enough gross stuff to last a lifetime, so Chester didn't particularly wish to do more. He just wanted Norm back.
Anti-Norm wondered why Chester had stopped being so excited about him. Had he done something wrong? Was he himself something wrong? Did Chester prefer Norm to him? Anti-Norm started crying. Chester, being a kind child, immediately starting comforting him, and Anti-Norm felt better.
Anti-Cosmo got out his wand and touched the sea monster with it. Its teeth became even sharper and it acquired a dark aura. Anti-Cosmo smiled sinisterly. Now, the sea monster was chillingly malevolent. Just as he liked it!
Then, he used it on the unicorn, because he felt like throwing up from the sheer virtue of it. The unicorn's teeth turned into fangs and its body turned dark blue. Perfect in an evil way.
Tootie felt angry as she watched an Anti-Fairy cause lots of bad luck for Timmy. How dare anyone harm her true love like that!
"Hey, icky!" challenged Tootie, "get your wand away from my love!"
Timmy both winced and sighed lovingly at Tootie's attempt to defend him.
"Interspecies romance?" questioned the Anti-Fairy, "well, I guess if it floats your boat. However, I won't get 'get my wand away from your love.' My love is causing bad luck and your love is a good way to do my love."
"I don't care!" shouted Tootie, "anyone who wants to harm Timmy has to go through me first."
"You are just an impossible, nerdy girl," said the Anti-Fairy, "what makes you think you stop me?"
Anti-Wizzy smiled. The impossible, nerdy girl would just be another thing to cause bad luck for. She probably wouldn't even be capable of protecting her love from him.
"Impossible?" questioned Tootie, "if that means impossible for you to defeat, I hope so!"
Tootie wondered if a magical version of one of Vicky's tortures would be a good way to stop the Anti-Fairy. Tootie then thought back to them. Yep, probably would.
POOF!
A toilet appeared. The Anti-Fairy magically got a wedgie and magically stuffed into the toilet. Then, Tootie POOFed up a fire-spurting bazooka and aimed it at him. Tootie hoped Timmy was safe, since she didn't want to harm anyone longer than she needed too. She decided to POOF him back to the prison, so he wouldn't be near Timmy.
"That was so cool!" shouted Timmy, "Tootie, you're amazing!"
Tootie blushed. Timmy liked her! Finally!
"So, you finally want to date me?" she asked gleefully.
Timmy winced. He didn't like it when Tootie acted like that. He then remembered how she had saved him awesomely and decided to let it slide. Tootie was great; she just needed to stop being so obvious in her love for all things Timmy Tiberius Turner. However, it was good for getting an ego-boost.
"Maybe," said Timmy, blushing, "yeah, I don't know. Alright, dude, I'm only ten, so ask me later."
Tootie smiled. Timmy was blushing and he had said she was awesome. That definitely indicated that he could be interested in her that way.
Anti-Cosmo gazed in glee at the new edition of the Mystical Forest. It was an Anti-Fairy's wish come true now. Dark, ominous, frightening, dangerous, unlucky…
Perfect.
He wondered what world to conquer next. The person that could be trying to defeat him might still think he was going for Earth next. Anti-Cosmo didn't want to risk being defeated, so he didn't want to go for Earth yet. Then, Anti-Cosmo recalled three other worlds: Patio World, Mattress World and World News Tonight. They all sounded worthless, so no one trying to save the world from him would guess that he'd ever try to take over them.
Anti-Cosmo then began to reconsider the worthlessness of Mattress World. Yuggotamians hated pillows, mattresses and other soft, sweet and nice stuff, so going to Mattress World would both fool anyone trying to stop him, and get him stuff to help him conquer somewhere worth more than Mattress World.
Anti-Cosmo smiled sinisterly. Conquering the universe was so easy when you were the opposite of a fairy dunce!
