AN: Another chapter!
On with the Story.
A month has passed since Pyhrra has started working for Jaune, he explodes at least five times a day. She has learnt much from him, after it is translated by Stevens of course. Today she meets the new staff, she was thrown through a door into her apartment when they arrived at the door. Since then she has only been in the lab when they are not, when she asked Jaune about he simply said: 'Reaver forgot when he started writing, too far in to redo it so now its one large fuck up.' She had no idea what he was talking about.
"Jaune please put Nora down, you are going to make my job that much harder if you feed her more." A black haired man sighs.
"Nonsense Monk! Lightning is fine, she's only thrown up once!" Jaune yells at the black haired man.
"Those are our new employees. The man Jaune calls Monk is Lie Ren, the woman is Nora Valkyrie. Jaune is using their semblances to experiment with random things once more." Stevens says.
"Once is one time to many Jaune, please put her down and get to work." Ren sighs once more.
"Party pooper." Jaune drops Nora suddenly and appears in front of Pyhrra.
"Greetings Victory, so sorry about earlier, Reaver is just very lazy." Jaune says as he rapidly shakes her hands.
Suddenly Jaune explodes.
"Nice try!"
He explodes once more.
"Try harder!"
He explodes again. DIE DAMN IT!
"You suck, I rule!" Fine fuck it, you win.
"Suck it!"
Cue explosion. That one was for being rude.
"I did deserve that one, not gonna lie."
"Just another slow Tuesday." Winter says from her chair in the lab.
"Can't say I missed that." Pyhrra says.
"Hey Aiellord, I don't know shit about pies with extra e's, asking the wrong idiot!" Jaune yells at the wall.
"And now he's speaking to the wall again." Ren deadpans.
"What?! Can't you see the writing on the wall?!" Jaune yells. "It's clearly there!"
"No sir you are staring at the wall I recently painted white because you asked me to." Stevens says.
"Well the writing is still there for me, obviously only I can see it. Never mind then, on with the experiments!" Jaune yells. "Nora come her my dear! Sit in the electric chair!"
AN: Random shit is fun to write!
TheLastDarkovian- That was a pun, not a joke. YOU FAILED! FATALITY! Ignore him.
ServeItSam- Thanks man. YOU UNDERSTAND!
lordrednight- I wanted a story that I could just fuck around a lot in. AND NOW I AM ALIVE SO YOU CANNOT KILL ME!
Stop yelling. Sorry.
