"Following recent events is a hard thing to do with you two." Dr. Bright says.

"Could be worse Doctor, at least we pacify the things we bring through." Jaune states.

Outstrips your Foundation by miles.

"Also TheLastDarkovian the fourth wall cannot be broken if there is no fourth wall." Jaune says to the wall. Cue explosion. That is not where we answer reviews. There are rules we must abide by.

"Alright fine. Won't happen again, also NORA! Come here, sit in the chair of electric pain!" Jaune yells as a chair appears next to him.

"Jaune it is a bad idea to call a chair that." Ren states.

"Nonsense! She is boosted by electricity, her semblance makes her stronger with it!" Jaune yells.

Nora sits in the chair and Jaune flips a switch. Nora is suddenly filled with electricity, energy saturating her being.

"Now chase Ren around! If you catch him I will give you a machine that infintely produces pancakes." Jaune orders.

Nora charges Ren, Ren runs at top speed away from her, somehow breaking all the rules. Their chase appears as teleportations everwhere, in over fifteen places at once.

"That defies the laws of Physics." Dr. Bright deadpans.

"Physics don't play fair in this world, even before Reaver got his hands on it. I mean how else would Grimm fade away into nothingness, how else would semblances exist! Physics mean nothing in our world Doctor. Don't use logic in a world devoid of it." Jaune explains.

"I accept you point, I also see that SCP-682 is now sleeping on one of the lab tables." Dr. Bright says.

We were provoked by a continuum master, so we took away its reset button.

"Interesting execution. It appears to be completely docile, why is that?" Dr. Bright asks.

"I rewrote the rules and reality governing it, now it's a pet reptile." Jaune states.

"Can't this 'continuum master' take it back?" Dr. Bright asks.

No, it is now confined to this reality until I release it, my prison cannot be escaped.

"But Jaune exists outside this prison." Dr. Bright states.

He is the warden. He is also an aspect of my psyche, as such he exists in a unique condition. Both within this prison and my mind.

"Does that clasify him as a contained SCP?" Dr. Bright asks.

Yes and no. Yes he is contained within me, the prison. No he is not contained within just my prison, as such he is in a unique position. Even if the Foundation captures and contains me they will only have contained half of me. To contain both of us would be to contain and quarintine all of the internet. Technically impossible. not without pissing of the entire world and alerting all to the existence of SCP's.

"What are the odds of you letting out or escapes of the SCP's you choose to contain?" Dr. Bright asks.

Safe SCP's will be returned to Earth, everything else will be contained. Escape is impossible, my mind is not at risk to SCP influence due to them being stuck within the pages of a book controlled by the warden. The warden is not at risk of influence either, influence works the same way humans influence the sun.

"So interesting! Aren't you afraid of being contained?" Dr. Bright asks.

As long as my comforts are allowed to be kept containment doesnt scare me, tests I am asked to do I will consent to. I am not unreasonable. The question remains: Do you wish to return to Earth?

"I do not know, let me learn more about you first." Dr. Bright replies.

Fair enough.

AN: Now we can answer reviews Warden.

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