Disclaimer: I don't own Fairly OddParents.

Author's Note: Constructive criticism welcomed, particularly on characterization. In addition, I'd like to know what you think about Calais. Is she unnoticeable? Too noticeable? Interesting? Annoying? Do you like her? Do you hate her? Is she well written? Badly-written? Does she even cross your mind?


Chapter 15: Dairy Cherry

"I'm Anti-Cosmo, ruler of Anti-Fairy World, Fairy World, Pixie World, the Mythical Forest, Mattress World, Yuggotamia, Patio World, Scary World, Hairy World and Burger World. Anti-Fairies invented crazy cow disease and will use it on you if you don't make us ruler."

Several of the cow-fairies fainted. Anti-Cosmo smiled. His threat obviously worked, at least on the level of causing fear.


Norm groaned and facepalmed. How was he to convince the citizens of Dairy World that letting Anti-Cosmo rule them would be a bad idea? Crazy cow disease was a bad thing, and Norm knew that they wouldn't trade it in for the greater good.

"You're now king of Dairy World," said a cow-fairy to Anti-Cosmo. "May your udder never run out of dairy."

Norm ANTI-POOFed up a desk, specially for himself to headdesk on, and did so.


Lewis Sandman got out his laptop and searched, "Worlds Ruled by Anti-Cosmo."

The only result was Anti-Cosmo's List of Worlds I Reign. Lewis clicked on it, and read:

-Anti-Fairy World

-Fairy World

-Pixie World

-The Mythical Forest

-Mattress World

-Yuggotamia

-Patio World

-Scary World

-Hairy World

-Burger World

-Dairy World

"Wow, long list," said Calais.

"Where do you think he will go next?"

"Cherry World," replied Cal.

GONG!

The makeshift trio appeared in Cherry World.


"I wish we were with Norm."

POOF!

Chester and Anti-Norm appeared in Cherry World.


Norm groaned. What if Chester accidentally caused Anti-Cosmo to win or know of his plans to defeat him? What if Anti-Norm acted like a complete idiot and messed it up by doing that?

"So everyone's here," said Anti-Cosmo suavely. "The two filthy genies. The Anti-Fairy that won't cause bad luck. The underprivileged human child. Why are you here, Harvey and Lewis? Aren't you on my side?"

"Filthy?" shouted Calais. "We are not filthy."

Norm ANTI-POOFed to her, and gripped her shoulder.

"Cal, could you please not ruin our efforts to stop Anti-Cosmo," whispered Norm. "Yeah, I totally get where you're coming from, but not now. We'll have lots of time later, if Anti-Cosmo doesn't take over the world – that is. I'm a devious mastermind, so I know this sort of stuff."

"Okay, Norm," replied Cal.

Norm released his grip.

"We're here because you prevented everyone from sleeping and caused me to run out of magic," replied Harvey Sandman to Anti-Cosmo.

"I can fix that," replied Anti-Cosmo.

ANTI-POOF!

"I no longer control your sleep magic," continued Anti-Cosmo.

The Sandman did some Sleep-Fu, and Norm, Anti-Norm, Calais and Chester went to sleep. He grew a few inches.

Anti-Cosmo transformed all the cherries into poisonous berries, the sky from pink to dark blue, and the lakes from cherry juice to oil, making into a world that was the polar opposite of what it was previously.

Anti-Cosmo smiled sinisterly. He ruled twelve Worlds now, and his enemies were asleep. He figured now was a good time to conquer World News Tonight, since he had guessed it to be a tricky world.


Tootie wondered why there were so many Anti-Fairies targeting her and Timmy. What were they and why did they decide to do their stuff now?

POOF!

She and Timmy appeared in Anti-Fairy World. It was so eerie, and they both couldn't help but shiver.

For some reason, no Anti-Fairies were there.

POOF!

Tootie wondered what was currently happening, but had somehow ended up in a weird place that looked like a large version of the interior of a news station. Where was she?