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Chapter 16: World News Tonight

Anti-Cosmo wondered how to take over World News Tonight. Then, he got an idea.

ANTI-POOF!

The reporters were tied up by rope that tinkled with dark magic.


Tootie wondered why the Anti-Fairy magically tied up the reporters. If only she knew what this place was!

Timmy seemed tired and if they remained there, the Anti-Fairy might decide to target them too.


Anti-Cosmo spotted the two children. How had Timothy Tiberius Turner get there? Hadn't he lost all his memories of them?

"Sandman," called Anti-Cosmo, while ANTI-POOFing. "I have a job for you."

Harvey Sandman appeared.

"Hey! What gives?" said the Sandman in annoyance, then, he spotted Timmy. "Hey! Isn't that Timmy Tiberius Turner?"

"Yes, that is Timothy Tiberius Turner," replied Anti-Cosmo. "Make him go to sleep."

"He once wished that everybody didn't have to sleep," said Sandman annoyed. "Luckily, he unwished it, and my business boomed. Why do you want me to make him go to sleep?"

"If you don't put him to sleep, I will make it so no one will ever want to buy Mattress King mattresses ever again," answered Anti-Cosmo.

The Sandman POOFed above Timmy and did some Sleep-Fu on him. Timmy went to sleep.


Tootie glared at Anti-Cosmo. What did he want with her love, Timmy Tiberius Turner?

"The nerdy fairy girl I've been hearing about. How frightening. Are you going to POOF my head in the toilet or something like that?" mocked Anti-Cosmo.

"The toilet would probably be too nice a fate for you! You hurt Timmy Tiberius Turner…"

"My name is Miss Nerdy Fairy Girl. You hurt Timmy Tiberius Turner. Prepare to die, by any chance?" mocked Anti-Cosmo. "Sorry, but Anti-Fairies are immortal."

"Yes, that could work," replied Tootie. "But, that wasn't what I was going to say."

POOF!

Anti-Cosmo ended up in a gigantic litterbox.

"Isn't that a toilet? For cats?"

"Yes," said Tootie, POOFing his head off his body. "Now, your head isn't in it."

ANTI-POOF!

Anti-Cosmo escaped the litterbox and the reattached his head to his body.

Tootie felt uncomfortable with hurting him, but she knew it needed to be done to save Timmy Tiberius Turner.


Norm woke up with a start. Where was he?

He looked around, trying to ascertain his position. Poisonous berries, dark blue sky, oil lakes…

Not anywhere he recognized.

He wondered where Calais, Chester and Anti-Norm were.

Then, Norm noticed that it felt as though there was someone's body below him. Norm looked down. Cal.

"Hey, Cal! If you want to save the world, you have to wake up! Now!" said Norm, feeling annoyed.

Cal woke up.

"Norm, you ruined my sleep," she complained.

"Yeah, yeah, I know," replied Norm. "But, I'm sure you'll have plenty of time to sleep once the world is saved. Especially, if you're doing it with me."

"Alright," said Cal. "I'm up. Should we wake Chester and Anti-Norm?"

"Nope," said Norm. "Neither of them are big on smarts."

"Okay," replied Cal. "So, its just you and me."

"Yeah, just you and me," replied Norm. "So, where do you think Anti-Cosmo is now?"

Cal groaned.

"The Chin Universe? World News Tonight?"

"I'd guess World News Tonight," replied Norm.

Chester woke up.

"Hey, guys, what are you talking about?"

"Where Anti-Cosmo might be next, kid," replied Norm. "You probably shouldn't come, because I don't think you're high on deviousness."

"Its adults only, kid," continued Cal.

"Planning on sleeping with me, are you?" asked Norm.

"You have a big ego, you know that?" asked Cal.

"Yeah, and you're shagadelic."

Cal groaned at Norm's use of seventies slang. Shagadelic, oh please.

"Never mind that," replied Norm. "Let's just POOF to World News Tonight, defeat Mr. Megalomanical Genius, and then we can shag."

"What makes you think we'll be shagging?"

"It's an educated guess," protested Norm.

GONG!

ANTI-POOF!

They both appeared at World News Tonight.

"Ah, the two filthy genies," replied Anti-Cosmo. "I thought I had dealt with you."

"Yeah, Norm, you were being a bit indecent," said Cal to Norm, in a sardonic tone.

Then, Norm spotted Turner, and a geeky fairy girl. That was impossible. Didn't Turner lose his memory, and weren't fairies not allowed to have kids anymore?

"Norm, focus!"

"Okay, okay," replied Norm.

Anti-Cosmo attempted to trap Timmy in a magical cage, but the impossible nerdy fairy girl used her magic to repel it.

Anti-Cosmo flew toward the microphone, turned on the cameras, and stood where the reporter usually did.

"I'm Anti-Cosmo, and I'm the king of Anti-Fairy World, Fairy World, Pixie World, The Mythical Forest, Mattress World, Yuggotamia, Patio World, Scary World, Hairy World, Burger World, Dairy World, Cherry World, and World News Tonight."

Meanwhile, his message was transmitted everywhere with a TV, and became actual current events. Thirteen down, the rest of the universe to go.

Norm groaned.

"In addition," continued Anti-Cosmo. "I'm king of anywhere else with a TV."

Millions of worlds fell under his sway, including Earth.

Norm groaned. How could he save the world now?

Cal glanced at him.

"Well, thanks for saving me," she said to him.

Norm grinned.

"Mind if I do it again?"

"Sure."

Norm ANTI-POOFed up a wrecking ball, and hit Anti-Cosmo with it.

He ANTI-POOFed himself to the microphone, and said:

"Anti-Cosmo is king of nowhere, both me and Anti-Norm are fairies, the world is back to normal, and Calais wants to…"

Calais GONGed a gag over his mouth.

"I don't."

Norm ANTI-POOFed it off. What Norm had said began to take effect.

Anything said into the microphone at World News Tonight, while the camera was on, would become current events, and would happen. Norm had noticed that, and that was how he knew to talk into the microphone in order to save the world.

When Cal vanished, Norm frowned. Then he remembered the power of World News Tonight, and said:

"Calais will stay with me and be free of her lamp."

Calais was surprised to be back, but she appreciated it, even if she didn't want to admit it.


Norm, Calais, Chester and Anti-Norm appeared back at Chester's mobile home, which Norm magically cleaned.

Timmy and Tootie ended up back in Dimmsdale. Tootie decided to pretend to be human, so she could be with Timmy more. Timmy still remembered Tootie, since Jorgen didn't know that he had any memories of her as a fairy.

Jorgen reclaimed control of Fairy World, and the Pixies and Anti-Fairies were re-imprisoned in Abracatraz. The rulers of all the other worlds also regained control.

While Anti-Cosmo was going through the Worlds and taking them over, he accidentally triggered a dark entity.

But, that's another story…


Author's Note: This fanfic will also have a sequel. The sequel will probably take longer to write because of (insert boring September activity here.)