Chapter 3
The Clown Prince of Pirates
Buggy the Clown
Shoutout to whoever gets the reference the chapter title makes
"Captain if you don't keep a better hold of that hat you'll lose it again" said Cain "you're right, man I'm hungry" said Luffy the pirate trio had been sailing for hours and thanks to Luffy had already ran out of food.
"Guys look a giant bird we could eat that" said Luffy "captain I don't think that's a good idea" said Cain but Luffy had already slingshot his way up there "Zoro I have to get him get ready to start rowing" said Cain to the swordsmen "got it" said Zoro, Cain shot up and grabbed the birds legs and Zoro started chasing them but they eventually lost him.
Soon the bird flew over an island and was shot by a cannon and the two pirates fell in different directions Cain landed in front of the girl he met back at the marine base, "damn one of theses days that I'm glad I'm made of rubber" said Cain.
"Wow boss I'm glad you came to save me" said Kyma "what" said Cain but Kyma already ran away, "What just happened" said Cain "who cares we're taking you to see our captain to die" said one of the pirate grunts.
The first guy came up to him and Cain just punched so hard he went through the wall, the other guy came and Cain punched him in the jaw, "well I better find Luffy before he does something to get himself in trouble" said Cain "wow your people skills are terrible" said Kyma "yeah so what do you want" Cain asked.
"My names Kyma, i'm a pirate thief why don't we team up" said the girl "no thanks we wouldn't work if you steal from pirates and I'm a pirate" said Cain as he walked away but he also spread his Haki to read her mind "oh and by the way not all Pirates are like Arlong my mom was a good pirate so was my mentor Kazuma and his Captain Shanks I can guarantee my captain Luffy is a good pirate see ya" said Cain "wait if you won't team up with me can you help me steal Buggy's treasure" said Kyma "hmm as long as I can keep his map of the grand line and if you plan on going it's best you stay with us cause as you are you're too weak to enter the Grandline" said Cain.
"How do you know" asked Kyma "it's the sea where I was born and conceived by "demon queen" Lilith Mihawk and Ragnarok "The Bloodedge" D. Arashikage also known as "Grim Reaper Ragna" said Cain "Ragnarok D. Arashikage, as in the second in command of the revolutionary army" said Kyma "yep" said Cain there was a rumbling sound "well seems I'm hungry" said Cain and went into a house " where are you going" asked Kyma "food" said Cain.
The two went into a house "so how did you know about Arlong" asked Kyma "I can't give away all my secrets but let's just say I have a special ability that allows me to predict enemy moves and make armor made from my own will power" said Cain as he ate a sandwich "well I better go see this Buggy the clown he has a map I want and plenty of gold" said Cain and so the two left.
A few minutes later the pirate emperor in training and the aspiring navigator arrived at Buggy's base of operations and climbed to the roof and hid from the pirates and Cain saw Luffy in a cage "dammit Luffy what did you do this time" said Cain "is this normal" asked Kyma "you mean Luffy getting in trouble yeah it's actually very normal" said Cain to the girl .
Cain suddenly felt different and his hand detached itself "woah holy crap somebody has a devil fruit here" said Cain "a devil fruit" said Kyma "yep you know the fruit said to hold the power of the sea devil itself" said Cain.
Cain saw Zoro come in "where was he I told him to keep on our tail" said Cain "you know him how don't you know that he's Roronoa Zoro the pirate hunter" asked Kyma "I'm aware of he is now he's our crews first mate" said Cain.
"I thought you were the first mate" said Kyma "no I'm Vice captain of the crew I'm also the assassin if we ever come across someone we believe deserves death above all else such as pirates who conquer villages and enslave the people who live there" said Cain "at this time they're only two pirates in this world I want to kill one thousand plans Kuro and foul play Krieg maybe Arlong if you ask me nicely and or pay me well for it" said Cain.
"I've already tried killing him he, he is to powerful" said Kyma "I don't believe that" said Cain "my mother's crew was ambushed by one-thousand plans Kuro the only ones to escape were me, my mother, my sister, and my mom's apprentices Boa and Basilisk Hancock later we ran into Krieg and he took my mother I know none of them are dead yet and I'm going to save them" said Cain "what's the point" asked Kyma.
"After that my mentor Kazuma found me and my sister and he believed I was old enough to understand he told me matter no matter how big they are, how many weapons they have, or how many allies they have, or the strength they hold no man or woman is all powerful they always have a weakness" said Cain as he started thinking of his mentor and father figure the master of wind Kazuma "the wind sage" Yagami.
"Cain you okay you got a far away look on you" said Kyma "yeah I'm fine well I better save my friend" said Cain and he got up and went towards the pirates "hey captain you ok" asked Cain "Cain there you are where have you been" said Luffy "sorry captain dumb-ass I got lost on the path of life" said Cain "so your Buggy the Clown Kazuma told me all about you and how shanks saved you from drowning" said Cain "so you knew Kazuma" said Buggy.
"Men kill this boy for knowing that windy son of a bitch" said Buggy Cain dodged all their attacks and used the powers he got from luffy to punch them "Zoro grab Luffy and let's get going" said Cain and they pirate trio left followed by the cat burglar duo "Kyma where did you find this guy sis" asked Nami "he fell from the sky and he some how knows about Arlong" said Kyma "how" asked Nami.
"He said he has special abilities that allow him to read minds he wouldn't explain more than that" said Kyma the group arrived in the streets and Zoro fell flat on his face "alright luffy let's see about getting you out of there" said Cain and he started to pull Luffy out of the cage and Luffy managed to stretch him out of the cage.
"Hey Cain look a doggy" said Luffy "yep that's a dog" said Cain Luffy went up to the dog and touched it then it bit him and Luffy started to shake trying to get the dog off "hey you kids stop hurting chu chu" said an old man who was coming up to them.
"Chu Chu? Is that the dog's name" asked Kyma "yes it is his owner left and told him to guard this store" said the old man "so old man where is his owner why did he leave" asked Cain "his owner died" said the mayor "why does he stay here then is he not aware his owner is gone" asked Nami "Chu Chu is a very smart dog I think he knows that his owner is never coming back he stays because this store is his last reminder of his owner and so it's his treasure" said the mayor.
Luffy and Cain stood there and stared at the pet shop when they felt shaking "oh no its Mohji the beast tamer" said the mayor "whose beast tamer mohji" asked Cain but the mayor, Nami, and Kyma were already gone leaving him and Luffy alone with the giant lion and his weird master.
"I am beast tamer Mohji, there is no beast I can't tame" said the weird looking man "what's with the outfit and the hat weird guy" asked Luffy "outfit this is manly hair" said mohji "whatever you say weirdo" said Cain "enough talk Richie kill these two" said Mohji "rawwwr" roared the lion and slashed his claws at the two pirates and sent them through a house.
"That takes care of them" said Mohji "roar" said richie "what is it you want some food alright but make it quick" said Mohji the lion was about to destroy the pet food shop for food but chu chu got in the way "ruff ruff ruff" Chu Chu barked at the lion the lion attacked but chu chu kept getting up each time richie finally got his food and mohji burned the store.
"Ow said" Cain he and Luffy saw the store burning the duo followed Mohji and Richie "hey asshole" said Cain "what" said Mohji confused "you burned that dogs treasure so now we're gonna beat you within an inch of your life" said Luffy "richie attack" said Mohji the lion attacked but Luffy just used his devil power "gum gum pistol" shouted Luffy punching the big cat Cain jumped into the air and brought his arms up "Gum gum whip" cain shouted bringing his arm down in an arch and knocked the lion down.
"What what did you do to Richie" said Mohji "knocked him out" said Cain "do do you have devil fruit powers like captain Buggy" asked Mohji "yep I ate the gum gum fruit" said Luffy "and I ate the copy copy fruit" said Cain "i'm sorry" said Mohji "don't care" said Cain "captain lets beat him" said Cain "gum gum twister" said Luffy spinning Mohji and Richie in a twister around sending them back to Buggy.
Luffy picked up the food and they made their way back to Chu Chu when they got back they saw Nami and the mayor Nami and Kyma started yelling at them saying that they wished they were dead the duo ignored them and walked over to the dog and set the food down "here you go doggy" said Luffy "it's all we could actually save" said Luffy.
"Well Luffy I think we need to kick Buggy's ass" said Cain "I agree" said Luffy they heard a cannon ball coming and saw it land on the house Zoro was in "Zoro was in there wasn't he" said Cain.
"Ow" what happened said Zoro getting up "you nearly got killed by a cannon ball" said Luffy "well you guys should we go beat buggy and his men" said Cain "let's get going" said Luffy and the trio left leaving Nami, Kyma, and the mayor behind "Mr. Mayor stay out of this and let us take them down" said Cain "what why this is my town I have to protect this town" said the mayor.
"Let us handle this I'll even do this for free" said Cain "usually he charges to save something" said Luffy "but occasionally he'll do it for free" said Luffy the three pirates left and made their way to Buggys headquarters.
The three straw hat pirates stood at the base of Buggies base of operations "hey Buggy get your big red nose down here" screamed Luffy "what did that flashy idiot say" said Buggy "he called your nose big and red personally I would've also thrown in ugly" shouted Cain towards Buggy "that's it Mohji, Cabaji, come with me were going to take care of these flashy bastards very flashily" said Buggy "yes captain" said the two second hands, "captain I'll take care of the weird animal guy" said Cain "alright, Zoro you get that cabbage guy, I'll handle the clown" said Luffy.
Cain vs. Mohji the beast tamer
"Come on animal freak" shouted Cain "Richie let's kill this copy cat bastard" said Mohji the lion roared at Cain "Gum Gum Pistol" said Cain and he punched Richie so hard he sent the lion flying "well now that the kitty's out of the way let's attend to you" said Cain to Mohji "don't call my Richie a kitty" said Mohji coming to attack Cain.
Cain just kicked him back and he hit the same wall his lion did "well that's done time to find that map" said Cain.
Zoro vs cabaji the acrobat
While Cain was fighting Mohji, Zoro was dealing with Cabaji, Cabaji had a standard sword that all pirates and marines seem to use and was riding a unicycle Zoro used his swords to block each and every attack that came at him "ONI GIRI" shouted Zoro as he used his signature move and beat Cabaji.
With Cain
Let's see where is that map" said Cain looking around the boat he made his way to the lower levels and found a key on a drunk pirate he slowly and gently took the key off went into the room and saw tons of gold and treasure he wasn't interested in that he wanted the map of the grand line he found a small metal box he used the key opened it and found the map "yes" said Cain and grabbed the map and put the key back on the sleeping guard and before he left though he saw a strange fruit it looked gold with red and blue swirls on it (gold=super saiyan, Red=super saiyan god and kaio ken, blue= super saiyan god super saiyan) "It must be a devil fruit we could get money for it" Cain said as he grabbed the fruit and left.
Luffy Vs Buggy the clown
Luffy and Buggy stood across from each other ready to fight "alright bring it big nose" said Luffy to buggy "what did you say you flashy bastard" said Buggy "Gum Gum Pistol" shouted Luffy "Chop-Chop separate" said Buggy and he split in half and dodged Luffy's attack the two continued to fight and Buggy got ahold of Luffy's hat "you know this hat reminds me of that red haired bastards hat" said Buggy "you knew Shanks" asked Luffy "yes we served on the same ship together" said Buggy who then shared his story "so in conclusion I don't much care for shanks" said Buggy.
"So Shanks and Kazuma saved your life and you hate them for that" asked Luffy "because of those bastards I can't swim and I lost my treasure so then I decided if I couldn't have the treasure in the sea I'd take all the treasure on land" said Buggy.
Then Buggy saw Nami and Kyma stealing his treasure "thief give me that back" said Buggy Nami tried to hit Buggy with the sack of treasure but Buggy just grabbed it "thank you very much" said Buggy then buggy felt pain all of a sudden he turned back and saw Luffy had kicked him in between the legs after continuously torturing Buggys body and tying it up turning him into a Chibi Luffy used his gum gum powers to sling shot him away.
"Hey Luffy look what I found" everyone heard Cain shout "hey a fruit cool I'm hungry" Luffy as he took a bite from the strange fruit "luffy no it's another devil fruit" Cain tried to say but Luffy already swallowed "oh no" said Cain Luffy started screaming and bent over and then a brown furred tail came out of his shorts "well this is interesting looks like the rumors are true as long as they're not the same type a devil fruit user can eat more than one fruit, and from the looks of you you ate some sort of monkey Zoan type fruit" said Cain.
"Well I think it's time we get out of here" said Cain "Me and Nami have decided sticking with you guys will be more profitable for the near future" said Kyma "well let's go said Zoro" before they could leave though the townspeople showed up and saw their mayor knocked out "hey who did this" asked a citizen "we did" said Luffy "get ready to run" Cain whispered to his three crewmates "why" asked Kyma "because Luffy can't lie to save his life" said Cain Luffy then said the words that Damned them "were pirates" and the straw hats ran and sailed away.
AN well this is finally done Luffy and Cain have new devil fruit abilities Luffy's new fruit is called the Saru Saru no mi: saiyan model Luffy will get a third fruit during skypiea after Enel's defeat can anyone guess what it is Cain copied the saru saru fruit and the chop chop fruit next chapter we meet everyone's favorite Lieing sniper the honorable captain Usopp and I will add more people to the straw hat crew but I will not add Kuro.
