So we went into Ciudad Juarez in the middle of a transvestite motorcycle gang. I swear, I couldn't make this shit up. Real life amazes me. It all went smooth as silk. The two guys in business suits that Sora and Riku claimed were wizards took one look and looked away in disgust. Snobby bastards. And then we were into Mexico! At that point, things got interesting. We all parked our bikes at the hotel and went on down to the pub.
"Try not to get totally smashed." I advised my two young companions. "It's easy to do since the beer is so cheap here, but it's never a good idea. Juarez has more than it's share of street crime and the cops have a charming habit of carting off everyone in the bar to the pen and shutting the bar down for the night when there's a fight."
"And now we're all dying to know how you found that out." Riku says dryly, and I have to grin. He's entirely right.
"Oh, well, Reno is such a tool. Would you believe he-" And I tell them the entire story of how Reno insisted we go through all kinds of local bars in search of titties. I'm still convinced we only got out alive because I speak fluent Spanish. I had to do a lot of fast talking that night, let me tell you. Before it's over Sora is giggling helplessly and Riku is grinning.
"Oh, I am so telling Reno you told us that story when we get back." I just laugh.
"He'll tell you I'm lying, don't believe him." We have huge differences about what happened that night, but I was the sober one so I think I get dibs. Well, half-sober anyway. I didn't pass out and puke, that has to count for something right? Right?
"You're terrible." We just follow the crowd, chatting and having a grand time dancing. Girls dancing together is kinda cool you know? So Sora and Riku decide to go to town. Riku really has some moves. A guy asks me to dance and, well, why the hell not? He probably doesn't know I'm a guy but it's not like he has to know anyway. I'm not planning to sleep with him.
Of course, I wasn't planning on sleeping with Sora and Riku either. But it's funny how those things work out.
"Whuf!" I was just minding my own business, about to fall asleep when something drunk and soppy collapsed on me. "Hey, Sora, you're in the wrong bedroom." We hadn't been quite drunk when we got home but Sora and Riku had felt the need to finish that, and the beer is really cheap here. Sora was quite a picture, drunk as a skunk in makeup but lacking his wig. That spiky hair just wasn't working with the lipstick. Neither was the way he was under the covers and trying to pull down my pajama pants. "Hey! RIKU! Your boyfriend is molesting me!" Holy shit! Is he…? I don't mind getting my dick sucked but this is not supposed to be happening!
"Hey Sora, do you need any help molesting Axel?" Oh shit, Riku is drunk too. And he looks happy with the situation. I really don't know what to do because my cock is liking this way, way too much.
"I can always use help molesting Axel. Wait, why am I molesting Axel?" Oh thank god, maybe Sora's coming out of it. "Mmm." Or not. Ah god! My eyes unfocus as he does something amazing down there and now Riku is beside me, giving me a kiss and-and I can't resist this. I haven't had sex in what feels like forever and now there's two drunk, hot guys in my bed. Wearing makeup.
I give up and go to fantasy land.
The next morning, my hips hurt and my ass really aches. Riku sure had a dominant side, not surprising really. I glance around and Riku's pressed against my back, asleep and Sora… where is Sora? Oh. That sound from the bathroom would be Sora.
"Sora?" Riku blinks slowly, waking up with a yawn then suddenly stopping. "Wait. Axel?" He lets go of me like I'm on fire and I sure hope I'm not the only one who remembers last night. If I am, this is going to get embarrassing. "Wh-what happened last night?!?" Shit. This is awkward.
"Well." I wonder how to explain. "It started with Sora falling into my bed. I called you to get him off me but you weren't a lot of help. I, um, can tell you all the naughty bits if you really want." From the look on Riku's face, he's remembering some of those naughty bits himself.
"Wait, did I really screw you while you screwed Sora?" There's a question I'm not going to answer. "I feel sick!" Okay, now that's just offensive. I'm not THAT bad in the sack. "You were almost sober, why didn't you stop us?!?"
"Hey! I haven't had sex in over a month over here!" Oh shit, I hadn't meant to tell him that. Why can't I control what comes drooling out of my mouth? It does momentarily divert him though.
"A month? Wait, how late has Roxas been working? That's absurd!" Well, I'm glad someone thinks so. "Oh god I feel sick." Oh, maybe he just feels sick because he feels sick, not because we slept together. I hope.
"On the plus side, Riku, I don't think it counts as infidelity when it's a threesome." I say solemnly as he glares at me, then sighs.
"I suppose. And it's not like you're hard on the eyes. I just wanted to talk it over with Sora first, not fall into bed together like this." Oh, he'd been thinking of a threesome then? Hah! My sexiness cannot be resisted.
"Well, Sora started it. I don't think he can complain."
"Complain about what?" We both turn to look at the little brunette. He's pale and sweating as he flops back into the bed beside us.
"Well." I wonder how much he can remember. "The threesome we had last night?" Sora just looks at me blankly.
"Oh. Is that what happened? Do you have any aspirin?" Man, he's sweating a lot. He doesn't sound upset but maybe that's because he can't find the energy right now. Do I have any aspirin? Oh yeah.
"Yeah, I always carry some in my bag, hold on a sec." I scoot out of bed and find my hygiene bag. It's got all the vital necessities of travel, like a toothbrush, toothpaste, hairbrush, deodorant, that sort of thing. And of course some aspirin. Advil, actually, but it ought to do. I fill up a glass of water and bring out the bottle. Riku will want some too.
"Thanks Axel." Sora downs the Advil and Riku grabs some, swallowing them dry. Wow, I'm impressed. They always get stuck in my throat when I try to do that. It's so gross. Then Sora curls up on the bed, closing his eyes. He looks just like a kitten that hasn't finished opening its eyes, heh. I can't help but smile as I scoot back onto the bed. I mean, it's my bed even if it's somehow become hot, hung-over guy central. Oh wow, Riku just put his arm around me. It feels really good to have them both beside me. Roxas would usually go to sleep after I did and wake up before me, so it didn't feel like he was really there. This is nice.
I can sleep anywhere, anytime, so pretty soon I'm dozing off again. But eventually nature and my stomach wake me up again. Sora is stirring too, and he's looking a lot better. He gives me a quizzical look.
"Wait, did you say we had a threesome? That's so unfair!" I blink. Unfair?
"Why?" Sora's pouting. God, he's so cute.
"I can't remember ANY of it." I stare at him, shocked, then laugh. Riku wakes up with a snort as I grin at him.
"Well, I guess we'll have to do it again when you're sober then." I say lightly and catch Sora's lips in a kiss. Riku just watches, and plants a kiss on my shoulder. Damn, he's cool. I like them both a lot.
Maybe this will help me forget Roxas.
(Roxas POV)
There's nothing in the house of Axel's, not really. No personal items and I can't figure out where he took them. But maybe, just maybe, there's something even better.
Wizards have always known about nail clippings and hair. In the past, people would collect the hair they cut off and burn it to prevent it being used against them, and they had the right idea. Hair and nail clippings are potent focuses for magic. Nail clippings I probably won't find, they'll be in the trash, but hair is another story.
When was the last time someone cleaned the bathroom? Ew. I never really noticed before but right now this is perfect. Axel's mane sheds like crazy, there's hair all over the place in here. I quickly gather up a few clumps of it, removing anything that looks like mine, and take it to do the spell.
This time the spell goes smooth as silk, despite it only having my power behind it. A real focus works wonders. They're already in Juarez? Huh. Those wizards at the border worked great dad, hah! I wonder how Sora and Riku managed it. Well, I shouldn't go after them, I'll just be trailing behind. I'll cut them off in front.
They have to be heading to Mexico City. That's where all the renegade wizards go, and it's where they can get really powerful help against dad. It's time to make my excuses and buy a plane ticket. I need to see Sora and Riku. And most of all, I need to see Axel.
I love him so much.
"Oh god, my ass." Riku groaned, massaging his butt. It would have been an interesting sight if my ass hadn't been feeling pretty bad too. The tour bikes were made for very long trips, but we'd really pushed it with the last leg.
We'd gotten our visitors visa's and Mexican driving insurance in Juarez, then hit the road deep into the Mexican interior. We'd decided to pass by Chihuahua entirely and make it to Torreon before night fell. We'd done it, but it had taken almost ten hours with only a stop for lunch and a few quick pit stops for bathroom breaks. On the plus side, we were well and truly in Mexico now. Maybe we could take it a bit easier on the next stretch of our road trip.
"So what are we doing now?" Sora said chirpily. Little bastard doesn't even seem to feel it. What the hell?
"Get some food and sleep. Get a slow start tomorrow morning. No reason to keep pushing things like this." Riku nods. "I assume we're heading for Mexico City?"
"Right. That's where we'll find the people who can really help us." Riku hesitates, looking at me. "And I think they have an elf lord living there too. I'm hoping maybe he can help you." Ah. Great.
What's the problem with me you might ask? I can't use my magic. At all. I'm managing firestarting but not the way the book says to do it. Riku has a theory that half-elves use magic more like elves than humans. All I know is that if I have to memorize more useless equations I'm going to go mad and bite my own balls off. Well, not really but you get the drift. How am I managing firestarting, you might ask? I kind of squeeze. Riku looked so pained when I told him that, but it's the best I can do. Apparently using magic the human way isn't supposed to involve words like squeeze and flex. Oh well.
"So are we going to redo the threesome tonight? Sober, so I can remember it?" Sora asks innocently and I choke. Maybe I was wrong about who was the kinky one. Riku grins.
"Why not?" Riku cuddles Sora for a moment and I suddenly feel so-so longing. I miss Roxas, I really do. Damn. I guess dad was right, you can't just shut off your feelings even when someone's done you wrong.
"Hey, don't I have any say in this?" I say just to be perverse, and Riku lifts his eyebrows at me as Sora looks confused.
"Come on Axel, like you would say no." Ouch, wound me to the quick. But I guess I do have a reputation to live down to and I am officially single at the moment. And it does take my mind off Roxas at the moment.
"Oh, okay. But you need more lube Riku." Riku blushes as Sora grins.
"I tell him that but he doesn't listen!" We get a hotel room at a rather run-down, shabby place. But as long as the bathrooms are clean I'm okay with that. The price sure is right. "Where should we go for supper?"
"Taco bell?" Sora sticks out his tongue at me. "I dunno, let's just go for a walk and see what we find." What we end up finding is a bar and grill that serves some nice steaks along with kick-ass Mexican beer. Although we're all taking a care not to get soppy drunk again. We want to remember things this time.
Speaking of remembering things, my memory of this time is a lot clearer too. Well, I was a bit drunk last time too even if I was the most sober of the three of us. Anyway, I remember the way Sora gasps and quivers as I suck on him as Riku opens him up. And I remember the way Riku almost puts him down my throat when he thrusts in.
"Hey, gag reflex!" I complain, pulling away before things can get ugly and Riku manages a chuckle as Sora moans, his head falling back and damn he is sexy. I grin and stroke him instead, making him moan again as Riku finds his nipples, gently tweaking them as he pounds into the sexy brunette. The sight makes my breath come faster, and I reach down to touch myself as they make the bedsprings creak.
"Oh god Riku! Riku!" Sora is moaning desperately, his pants coming faster and faster. I can feel the way he's throbbing in my hand and he's got to be close. I duck down to lick his slit. Oh. Well, he liked that but it probably wasn't the best idea I've ever had. I start cleaning myself off, gathering his come off my face with my fingers then licking them clean. Sora is watching, eyes heavy with desire. Riku came somewhere in there, but I wasn't really paying attention. Riku is pulling away from Sora and oh wow, he's some of the come off my face. That is seriously hot.
"Mind if I go inside you this time?" I ask him and he chuckles.
"I want you to." I think I'm in love. Well, not really, but I would be if Roxas weren't such a worm in my heart. But forget about him. For now anyway.
Pretty soon I've got Riku writhing under me, legs clamped around my waist and god, he is so tight and hot in there. I just can't get enough of him, the way his muscles play around me and the way he moans and now Sora is kissing him and god, this is just so hot.
"You guys… are amazing…" I hear myself say before Sora catches my lips for a kiss and Riku chuckles, then gasps as I hit his prostate again.
"No… you are… Axel…!" Riku's breathing is broken up and hitching now, he's getting close and his fingers are digging into my back and oh god yes! We both come hard and any sound I make is muffled with Sora's sweet lips. Riku makes up for it, crying out in pleasure before he relaxes. Sora lets me go and I just lay there for a moment, enjoying the feel and smell of Riku before pulling out of sweet heaven.
"You guys are seriously amazing." I say again, tiredly, and Riku sighs before curling up with Sora. Sora is smiling as he nuzzles the silver hair's neck. "I wonder what Roxas would say if he knew what I'm doing right now."
"Probably something obscene, but it serves him right." Riku yawns and I grin. He's right. "Go to sleep Axel, we have a long day ahead of us tomorrow." He's right there too.
I'm sure this thing between the three us isn't going to be permanent, but I'll enjoy it as long as it lasts.
