Disclaimer: I do not own these guys, they own me.

AN: Crack. Written for my beloved Andrannath aka Ice.


'''Visual/spatial learning''' is the common phenomenon of thinking through visual processing."


"I never really understood your infatuation with them," Sephiroth leaned back in his chair, gesturing towards the apple in Genesis' hand. The redhead arched one elegant eyebrow, rose from his own seat and circled the huge desk like a regal feline about to pounce. He finally came to stand between the general and his work, leaning to the desk, a red gloved hand pushing the papers carelessly aside.

"That is, my friend, because you've never tried them properly," Genesis drawled lazily, taking another bite of the ripe fruit and lapping up the juice that escaped his mouth in a way that could've easily passed as sexual harrassment at the workplace.

Not that Sephiroth was about to complain. "Which would be?" he added his own eyebrow raise to the conversation, uncrossing his legs, a blunt invitation. Work was screwed the moment Genesis barged into his office anyway.

"Well, I guess I could give you a taste...," Genesis lowered his eyelids and and in one smooth motion slid his body into Sephiroth's lap, pressing his lips to those of the silver general and passing a piece of juicy fruit into his mouth once the pale lips opened up for him.

Sephiroth snatched the delicious treat, savoring the taste of the apple and his lover together, sweet and tart and oh so very appetizing.

"I must admit, it has some rather... appealing qualities," he all but purred once their mouths separated, and a smirk graced Genesis lips as he felt Sephiroth' palms on his ass, pulling him closer to that gorgeous body in snug black leather, sending sparks of excitement through both of them, lips finding lips once more.

"So, this is your secret recipe then?" Sephiroth asked between kisses, half-smiling.

"The one of the two I didn't learn from my grandmother," Genesis agreed, chuckling as the gap between them suddenly widened considerably.

"You just had to say that, right?"