Authors note: Ok so people, I really don't know if this is a good story or not, it would really help if you told me if you liked it or if you hated it!!!!!!!!!!!! So review, review, review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, I'm really trying to make this story not very disturbing, well it may get disturbing in a killing people way but not in a creepy sexual way because that was just get disturbingly wrong, plus my dad said I shouldn't post creepy stuff on the internet so yah, no really creepy parts but I think I might kill Edward, I really hate him so tell me if he should die, if you hate him too and agree tell me, if you really love him and want him to live then tell me that and……he might live….or die, tell me but hey, it's my story people, deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding….or am I? (=
When I got back to the house Emmet was outside. "Hey Emmet, where's Edward, did you find him?"
"Yah, but he didn't want to come back."
"So where is he?"
"Jasper changed his emotions to make him forget about it but that will only last a couple of more minutes."
"Should I go talk to him?"
"Do you really want to kill him that badly?"
"No………………………(="
"So, what should I do now?"
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm…………………………….. I don't know."
"Oh, your no damn help." I said stepping in front of him into the house.
When I got in the house everyone looked worried. Well everyone except Blondie, she just looked like she wanted to rip my head off.
"Um, where's Bella?" I asked.
"She's still up there, so is Charliel, there checking out the baby."
"Did something happen to him?"
"Well something almost happened." Alice said as everyone started glaring at Rose.
"What did you do to my baby?" I said getting ready to attack her if necessary.
"I didn't do anything!!"
"Alice?"
"She tried to kill him."
"You didn't."
"That spawn of satin doesn't deserve life."
"Spawn of satin, what are you saying? That I'm the devil or something."
"No really?"
"Oh it's on Blondie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Bring it mongrel."
Did I just hear what I think I just heard? Oh yes I did, no one tries to kill my son, oh she's going down!!! Before I could even think this out I had transformed into a werewolf and was lunging at her. She was strong but I was stronger.
"What should we do?" Esme asked.
"Well she did try to kill his son." Alice answered.
"But she's my wife, she may be a bitch but I can't let her die!!!" Emmet butted in.
"Ok, how about we wait three minutes and then pull them apart." Jasper offered in compromise.
"Three whole minutes, that's a long time!!!" Emmet sounded worried now.
"No it's not."
"Hey, this one got that one in there pregnant in less then one minute, if he can do that in less then one minute imagine what damage he could do in three."
"That's true, maybe we should pull them apart."
"One more minute." Emmet said stopping everyone.
"Hey, I thought you were the one against this!!" Alice said.
"Yah, but I want too see who wins." Emmet said.
"You do know your wife could die right?"
"Well yah, but…..I don't know, it's kinda worth it."
"She can still hear you, you know." Jasper said.
"She can? Oh damn, she's going to make me sleep on the couch!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You don't sleep."
"Oh yah." Sometimes Emmet could be such an idiot.
Anyway, back to the fight, I had lost a good chunk of skin off my face but she had lost a good chunk of hair and what was left of her hair was covered in my blood and I was healing up nicely, thanks to my awesome werewolf healing abilities I guess.
"Hey Blondie, you make a nice read head." I said.
"Oh just shut the hell up and die already you retched dog, she said trying to scratch my eyes out eyes, before she could I had grabbed her arm and twisted it around until I heard a snap.
"Ok, that's enough", Edward said breaking it up, god he had come out of nowhere.
"You alright Edward?"
"Yah, I'm perfect, first you take my wife then you try to kill my sister. This is the best day ever."
"Hey, best day ever, I love that show, it's so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmet butted in.
"Oh Emmet just shut up!!!!!!!!" Everyone screamed in unison.
Before I could say anything more to Edward Charliel came out of the room with Jeremy.
"Is he alright?"
"Yah, he has a slightly fractured shoulder but he should be just fine….what happened hear, he said looking from me to Rosalie.
"Um...it's a long story, can I see him?" I said as I took my son.
"you're a lucky boy, he's beautiful."
"Yah, he really is."
I saw Edward pouting in the background on the couch.
"Son, what's wrong with you?" Charliel asked.
"I wanted a beautiful baby."
"Well, if you had a baby I don't think it would really be as beautiful as Jake's baby, I mean Jake, he well, he's hot and you're……well…….your not."
"Yah, that really boosts the self confidence."
Yah, I wish he said that to him, what he really said was "I know your going threw a rough time, it will get better." That may be true but don' you believe the first part was true too? And a freakin better truth at that.
