Authors note: Ok so I've been getting a lot of reviews saying that you guys want Bella back with Jake. Don't worry people, they will get back together soon. I only put that stuff in the last chapter to add more drama!!!! So please stop being mad people. I told you I love you all and I really don't want to disappoint so I'm totally going to fix everything now, just please don't stop reading the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could not believe this was happening. I mean wasn't my life already complicated enough and now this has to happen. She couldn't have waited to tell me this until next week.
No, everyone just wants to kill me. I really think everyone up there likes to watch me suffer. It's like I'm in a never ending daytime television soap opera.
"No, not one of those good ones either….one of those ones that fat stay at home mom's and old people watch.
My life was an absolute disaster. All I wanted was to bee with the girl I loved. Is that really such I crime? Must I be punished this horribly?
It's like every time I turn around my life just gets a little bit worse. By the end of this month I'll be a fat creepy perverted bald man who plays with cats and talks to the posters of women on the wall while building a telescope so I can see my hot lespo neighbors making out and dream that I'm the one getting some of that action.
Ewe, just the though makes me shiver with nausea and sorrow.
Anyway, back to reality. What the hell am I going to do?
Well……first I'd have to make a plan. What are the top three things I need to do in order…Get Bella back……get my son……..sort this out. Well lets see……The vamps have my son and they be back in a matter of days…..I guess that problems solved. Damn, that was probably the easiest thing to fix.
………..Well what about the other two? Um…..Well I have no idea where Bella is and there's no way she'll ever listen to me……Leah's right hear. No matter how much I hate to say this I guess I'll deal with her first.
"……..Um…….Leah……are you positive you've imprinted on me?"
"Yes."
"……………….."
"But it's fine Jake, I know you love Bella. I respect that……….I just wan you as a friend……or a brother……..can you handle that?"
"Of course…….Leah you don't now how much you just helped me." I said hugging her.
"Jake……."
"Yup?"
"This really isn't helping the whole friend thing."
"Oh….sorry." I said blushing and backing away.
"Um…I…I have to go find Bella." I said leaving. God this week kept getting weirder and weirder.
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Now lets see, where could Edward and Bella possibly be? Um well he probably couldn't go back to his house due to his whole incident……ewe. Where else would they go though? What can I rule out?
Well he's probably not at my house…or anywhere on my land for that matter. Where would he take Bella? That's when I thought of it…….the meadow.
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"Bella!!!!!!" I yelled as I walked down the dirt path and up the mountain. I knew he was hear…..I could smell him. That nasty sweet smell of his shinny vampire skin. I was surprised I couldn't see him. When that guy glittered you could see it from miles away.
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I walked and walked and walked. Though I was not able to see anything. There were so many trees. It was getting dark and there wasn't enough time. I followed the smell but it was so windy that the sickly sweetness was blowing in all different directions. Following it was no use.
After circling for about twenty minutes I began to give up. If they were hear I probably would have seen them by now.
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But that's when I saw them……well not them but it was definitely someone. I got closer for a better look but as I did I noticed it was……Emmett. He was sitting in fetal position crying.
"Emmett, dude what happened man?" I asked walking over to him. Funny, I was the one with the most pain and confusion and I was comforting him.
"Dude…..Rose…she……Edward…….cave." He said threw the tears.
"What?"
"Edward…and Rose……in a cave…..she cheated on me with that loser."
"Oh my God…..I'm so sorry….ewe."
"I know, how could she leave a real man like me for that loser?"
"I don't know, I'm sorry……hey you haven't seen him around though have you?"
"No……..i haven't seen them since-"The thought was interrupted by Alice.
"Oh Emmet there you are, I've been looking for you for hours." She said not even noticing me. She had Jeremy in her arms. He looked cool and scared though he was a werewolf so he probably wasn't cold….but you know what I mean.
"Jeremy…" I said taking him from her arms and squeezing him till he couldn't breathe.
"Oh Jake", she said finally noticing I was hear. "Tell me, my vision…it wasn't true was it?"
"If it wasn't then do you really think I would be out hear in the middle of this damn meadow?"
"I thought you were hear to comfort me." Emmett butted in.
"Emmett, how many times do we have to tell you? It's best if you just butt out of things."
"Alright…."
"Good boy", she said giving him a cookie, gosh she treated him like a dog.
"Can I have another cookie?" Emmett asked.
"Ok, go get it." She said throwing the cookie so far I couldn't no longer see it in the blackness of the trees.
"Wait a second, Emmett can't eat cookies….he's a vampire." I said.
"I know…but he doesn't." She said looking back in the direction he ran. "We have some time to talk now while he's gone." She said making sure he was still pretty far away.
"Um….ok."
"Listen Jake, I'm so sorry Edward has done this and practically ruined your life, he is a disgrace to our family and I no longer think of him as my brother."
"Um…..thank you." I said. This was a little weird but hey, everything has been getting weird, you'd think I'd be used to it by now.
"Well I'd just like to say thanks so much for getting Jeremy back…..you know for a vampire your not so bad."
"For a smelly flea bag you not so bad either." Wow, I was becoming friends with a vampire……this was……um…..interesting.
"So, you don't know where Edward is though right?"
"Um…well I saw him going to the meadow but now they might be at Charlie's house, no one's home so……"
"Thank you so much." Why didn't I think of that? Of course they would be at Bella's house.
"Your….welcome." She said after I gave her a spine crunching hug. God why did everyone find my hugs awkward today?
I don't know but I have no time to think about that now, I had to go find Bella. Once I showed her the baby she would have to believe me…..she would have to remember.
Authors note: That was chapter 13 I hope no one hates me now LOL!!!! Thought tell me people? Are you happy now?
