Authors note: Hey people, still following the story I see….I have to say something important about that…..thanks so, so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lets have Bella keep talking for a little while)
So after having the stupid fire alarm go off there was another loud beep. "Oh shit, what the hell else did I burn?" I said jumping up.
"It's ok Bells. I think that one was just the dryer." Jake said trying to calm me down. "I'll go get that." He said getting up.
"No, I'll do it." I said stopping him.
"Bell's there my cloths, I'll go get them." He said getting in front of me.
"Well yah but, it's my dryer…so I should go get them…." I said in compromise.
"Why the hell does it matter who's dryer it is?" He asked.
"Cause…..I need to go cheek something." I said going in the laundry room and closing the door.
"Bella what the hell is the matter with you? Are you on drugs again?" He said threw the door…..I wasn't letting him in.
"No….I'll be out in a second." I said opening the dryer. I looked inside and Jake's cloths looked like they could fit dolls. "Stupid mother fucking dryer what the hell did I ever do to you damn it?" I screamed at the retched thing kicking it closed.
"Bells, what the hell is going on? You never curse." He said some how getting the door open which was weird because I thought I had locked it.
"Ho did you do that?" I asked changing the subject.
"What? Open the door? Bella I'm a wolf. Did you forget?" He asked looking at me like I was insane.
"No…….well maybe but anyway that's not the point!!! You broke the door!!! Isn't that what we should be worrying about?" I asked.
"No, what we should be worrying about is why you're acting like you need a strait jacket and a patted room."
"Is it really that bad?"
"Yes, now come on, your hiding something…tell me what's wrong."
"What? Wrong? Nothings wrong……."
"Bells, your acting like a freaking psycho maniac and your about to tell me nothings wrong?"
"Yes…………." I said getting in front of the dryer.
"What happened? What are you hiding?"
"I'm not hiding anything….why would you think I was hiding something?" I asked shaking.
"Bells, come on, let me see what's wrong." He said picking me up and taking me away from the dryer.
"No!!!" I yelled as I took the mini cloths and ran outside, there had to be some way to fix this.
"What to do? What to do?" I said thinking out loud.
I know, I'll just stretch the out or something. I thought as I took the cloths out and place one end to the tree and pulled on the other end.
"Damn it this is not working!!!" Before I could think of anything else Jake was outside.
"Bells, you shrunk the cloths in the wash, it's no big deal. Is that why you're going insane?"
"Maybe…."
"Well don't, it's fine. I'll just stop by my house." He said starting to walk away.
"Though in this state I don't really think it would be safe to leave you alone…or with our baby." He said turning back around.
"Jake, I'm fine now, may...maybe I just need a nap, I haven't really gotten to sleep in…in days." I said stuttering.
"Um...maybe that is your problem, how about you take a nap and I'll take the baby back to my place and come back for you in a couple of minutes, is that ok?" He asked.
"Yah, I guess." I said walking back inside and lying on the couch.
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(I believe we've all heard enough from Bella, lets see what Jacob's up to!!!!)
I really didn't think it would be a good idea to leave Bella alone but what other choice did I have? She wasn't going to come with me and I really didn't want to fight with her again. She was back and remembering and I didn't want her unhappy. I couldn't lose her again.
I decided to rake Jeremy and walk down the street to my house. While I was walking everyone on the street was staring at me like I was insane.
Gosh, you decide to walk down the street in a towel and everyone thinks you're a mental case.
One lady walking her baby in a stroller actually stopped me and said "God creep put some cloths on before I report you."
Of course I had to say something to this crazy lady so I started to fight with her. After all she was making my son cry.
"Listen lady, you can't report me, I have a towel, it's not like I'm showing anything."
"Except those big man boobs, there are children around!"
"Man boobs?!?!? I am toned, I don't have man boobs!!!" I yelled a little too loudly.
Someone else passed by us and said, "Wow, you see that son, this is why I don't want you having sex, that guy over there is getting himself into some serious baby mama drama"
"Baby mama drama, this is not my baby's mama!!!" I yelled at the guy with his son, now the weird part about this conversation was that the son he was talking to was only about seven years old.
"What ever, you have problems." He said walking away.
"Yah, I'm the one with problems, you're the one with the sexually active seven year old." I yelled.
"I'm not seven, I'm fifteen." I guess he was a midget….my bad.
"You see daddy, everyone makes fun of my disorder." He said running down the street.
"Oh great, look what you did, that's the third time this week I'm going to have to run after him, you are a sick man, sick!"
"See, someone who agrees with me." The crazy stroller lady said high 5ing the guy with the midget son.
"Listen people, I'm glad you're all happy that you've found someone to yell at, but I really have to go." I said walking away.
"Not so fast" The guy said grabbing my towel, he practically had his hand on my ass…this was awkward.
"Oh, what do you want now?" I asked holding Jeremy in one hand.
"You made my son run away, you should go get him." He said looking like it was the obvious thing to do.
"Listen man, I'm really sorry your son ran away but I really don't have time to help you, my wife needs me and I have to go get dressed!"
"Why the hell are you even in a towel?" He asked
"Because Bella shrunk my cloths in the dryer and I had nothing to ware and I just got out of the shower….wait why the hell do you need to know?"
"Wait did you say Bella? As in Bella Swan? You had Bella Swans baby?"
"Yah, that's her, you know her?"
"Yah, she's a sweet girl, I always see her at the diner with her father, I thought she was with that Cullen boy."
"Oh God, how many random stranger's will I have to explain this to? First the nurse from the hospital and now you people." I said upset.
"Explain what to?" He asked.
"That Bella was dating Edward Cullen and she married him but I had sex with her and she had my baby." I said exhausted, I hadn't taken a breath during any of that.
"See I told you." He said.
"You told me what?" I asked.
"That you had baby mama drama." He said with a smile.
"Trust me, you don't know the half of it." I said. "Now if you don't mind could you please get your hand off my ass?" I said again a little too loudly.
"Jacob you roll that way now?" Leah said coming up the street.
"Ewe, of course not, and if I did I could do way better then this guy." I said pulling my towel tighter around my waist.
That guy was really pissed off now. "So…Leah, what are you doing hear?" I asked changing the subject.
"I just came down to see if Bella was feeling better, you know I wanted to apologize for everything and see what you were up to." She said smiling…oh great, I had forgotten about her whole imprinting thing…I'm sure she's hear to remind me. I should have known we couldn't "just be friends"
"What exactly are you doing hear naked in the middle of the street? I mean it's not unusual for you to be walking around naked….I mean I should know." She said starting to ramble.
"You walk around naked for other woman? Your such a bastard." Stroller lady said hitting me with her twenty pound purse. It didn't hurt but still, the concept was horrible.
"God lady, what do you have in that thing? Rocks?" I asked.
"Yes actually." She said taking out a rock the size of my baby.
"Hey, I have a baby in my arms lady God!!! I don't mind if you hit me with that but do you really want to hurt a baby?" I asked.
"You have no baby in your arms." She yelled. I looked down.
"Shit!!! Where the hell could he go?" I said looking around.
"Do you mind? I have a baby too, could you watch your language?" She said looking down at her baby.
Jeremy was lying next to her daughter licking her.
"Your baby is an animal!!!" She yelled throwing my son at me, good thing I was a good catcher.
"You don't know the half of it." Leah said laughing as she took Jeremy from my arms. "Jacob, let me help you out, I'll watch over Jeremy, you go get dressed." She said.
"What about my son?" The guy with the sexually active midget yelled.
"Oh Jacob, what the hell has been going on?" Leah asked.
Um…I'd tell you but it'd take me another twenty minutes, you take Jeremy back to Bella and I'll go with this guy and get his son back. I'll be back as soon as possible." I said walking away with the crazy man.
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After walking for about ten minutes at human speed the guy turns to me and says, "You know what, my sons probably at home by now."
"If that's true then why the hell am I still walking with you?" I asked him honestly.
"I don't know but hey, you know what?" He asks.
"What?"
"You're a sexy man."
"Um……thank you." I said awkwardly.
"A really, really sexy man." He said backing me into a corner, I didn't like where this was going.
"Um….hum." I said trying to get away.
"Tell you what; I won't report you to the cops for harassing my son if you do something for me."
"What would that be exactly?" I asked sweating. He took one of my hands.
"I think you know what I want, don't be so nervous, you're sweating like you're in a sauna."
He said backing closer to me, I was now backed into a brick wall and he was very close to me, we were practically touching.
"I know your good, if you weren't you couldn't have gotten that girl pregnant, I'm tired of my midget wife I know what I want." He said pressing against me, I could feel his thing throbbing threw my towel, there was no way in hell I was going to have gay sex with this man, I mean he wasn't even hot, he was like a four….what the hell was I saying, I wasn't gay I wouldn't have sex with him if he was a ten.
"Um…I have to go." I said as I started running away.
"You'll go to jail for this."
"Um I think I could press a charge on you for sexually harassing a minor before you could press any charges on me."
"Minor? You're not a minor."
"I'm sixteen, cheek my birth records." I said running faster.
"Maybe I will. do you have a copy under your towel?" he said running after me.
"Get the hell away from me", I said as I ran into a tree and transformed into a wolf, I normally wouldn't kill a person but this guy was getting pretty close to being slaughtered.
"Where the hell did he go?" he asked himself looking around.
I growled and lunged at him, I didn't hurt him….well at least I could say I didn't kill him….alright lets just say the midget would be his last kid if you know what I mean, oh yah, that dude is going to need to get something sewn back on.
Authors note: Well that was really random…….anyway at least it made for some more good drama…I guess. Anyway at least Jake will have a good story to tell Bella about why the hell it took him so long to get back. Hope you all enjoyed LOL, by the way, no offense to midgets…..or gay people, really I mean nothing by the story, it just makes for good drama, please don't hate me!!!!! (=
