Authors note: Um ok so obviously I'm not going to stop this story just because some idiot who doesn't even have the guts to leave me a signed review so I could write something back to them said some bull. Anyways hears chapter 19 I hope you love it, if you seriously like Edward well first I'm not even sure why the hell you would even be reading this story but anyways if you do I suggest you read no further unless you have an awesome sense of humor, see my point of view, and don't take things offensively. Anyway to all you Edward haters out there I'm sure you'll enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it (=
(Um lets go to Bella's point of view, I mean it's not like Jake's doing anything exciting right now, he's just going back to his place to get some pants lol.)
Oh my god, I was now counting the minutes on the clock, Jacob had been gone for exactly 5 hours 15 minutes and 33 seconds. I was stuck hear with Leah, why the hell was he taking so Damn long? I mean seriously where could he possible have gone for five hours? Id he have another girlfriend? Was he cheating on me?
Well you know what, whatever I bet she's not even hot….and I bet I'm way better at-
"Bella, stop freaking out, Jacob will be back any minute." Leah said interrupting my thought.
"Leah, tell me again, when you saw Jacob what was he doing?" I asked for the like hundredth time, it was just so confusing I was still trying to break it down completely.
"Well like I said, he was in his towel arguing with some guy to get his freaking hand off of his ass and there was a lady there who kept hitting Jake in the head with her huge purse." She said again.
"Why was she hitting him with her purse?" I asked.
"Why the hell would I know, people are just crazy, maybe it was a way of showing him she liked him."
"Wait she liked him? Does that mean she's his secret girlfriend? Tell me was she hot?" I asked
"Was she hot? She was like 45 and secret girlfriend? What the hell are you talking about?"
"Well……I just thought he must be cheating on me for him to be taking this long, and it's all my fault!!! I should have never told him to take a shower!!!!" I said crying.
"Bella trust me, Jacob is not cheating on you, your getting yourself all worked up over nothing, for all we know he could still be fighting with those people on that street corner." Lea said comforting me, wait? Since when was she comforting? I thought she was a crabby bitch who hated me.
"Why are you being so nice to me, I thought you hated me?" I asked.
"Bella, I don't hate you…..I know I've been mean before but I just have to take my sucky life out on people sometimes." She said still being nice. I felt kind of bad for her.
"Oh Leah, I'm sorry your life is so horrible." I said crying.
"It's not your fault." She said but it sounded like she was lying. Was she hiding something?
I couldn't worry about that now, I just wanted to hug her and cry…so that's what I did and she started to cry too….
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"Hey ladies, jezz you really miss me this much you had to start crying?" Jake said coming threw the door with a huge smirk on his face, what the hell was he so happy about?
"Jake what are you so happy about? Did your secret lover make you happy?" I asked as I started crying.
"Secret lover…..is that what were calling him now, I did not have sex with a man!!!" Jake said angrily.
"Oh so your leaving me for a man? Who is it? Do I know him?" I asked upset.
"Bells I would never ever leave you, I love you to much." He said picking me up and kissing me. I made me fell better but it also made Leah look pretty pissed so I made him put me down.
"So, I see you finally got pants?" I said changing the subject.
"Yup, ad that's not even the best news." He said smiling.
"You have news?" Leah said butting in, I was totally about to say that. Oh whatever.
"Yup well anyways I guess I'll just tell the whole story since I was like so late." He started.
"You better have a good reason." Leah and I both said at the same time, damn she was getting annoying, my Jacob, mine go away!!! Find your own man sister!!!!!!!! I thought as I glared at her.
"Well anyway" Jacob said stepping between Leah and I breaking my concentration. "Back to the story…um well it's a long story so I'll be to the point. I offended some gay dude because he totally wanted me and I was like no way man get the hell away from me, he started chasing me so I transformed into a wolf and bit his, um…..dude parts off."
"Ewe." Leah and I both said again, damn her and her thinking like me!!!!!!
"Um yah, so anyway that totally got rid of him so I decided to get back to y house to get my pants."
"Wait, that took you five hours?" I asked.
"I wasn't finished!!!" Jake yelled.
"Ok…go on." I said quietly sort of afraid….
"As I was saying, I was walking to my house to get my pants when I heard a noise…some one was behind me."
"Who?" Leah said.
"Leah could you be quiet and let him get back to the story?" I said as I smiled at Jake.
"Yah, back to that anyway it was bum, bum, bum-"
"What up with the sound effects?" I asked confused.
"I'm building tension God, anyway it was………"
"Jake if you don't hurry up and tell me I swear I will slap you." I yelled, this was getting annoying !!!
"God, it looks like I left you with Leah a little to long." Jake said laughing.
"Hey, that's not funny!!" Leah said very offended and kind of hurt. Since when did she care what he thought?
"Uh…anyway moving on, who I saw was Edward, he was at my house. He had apologized to his family and nobody wanted him anymore."
"Was that suppose to be the funny part?" I asked because I didn't really find that funny.
"No, it gets better…well worse but in a funny way." He said.
"Well what the hell happened?" I asked wanting to know.
"Well……."
"Jake, if you keep taking pauses I really will punch you." I said.
"You really want to break your hand again?" he asked me. Oh yah….stupid Jake and his werewolf skin!!!!! Curse his strong ness!!!!!
"Ok so anyway what happened was that……"
Leah put up her fist. "Jake if Bella punches you it may not hurt but if I do I can break your damn nose now get on with your story with out these pauses."
"Yah", I said giving her a high5. I guess Leah wasn't so bad after all…….well less bad then I thought she was though on the other hand she shouldn't be laying fingers on my man!!!!!
"Ok, God you people are violent…so as I was saying so anyway I started talking to Edward and then we heard another noise and then tons of gay men came out of the woods, they guy was mad at me so he got his friends. They started chasing us so we went running."
"Wait…gay people came charging out of the woods?" I asked confused.
"Yup, so anyway after that we got to the forest and they saw how shinny Edward was anyway to make a long story short lets just say gay guys love sparkles."
"So they attacked him?" I asked.
(Jacob's POV)
"Um…actually I think they raped him, I have pictures you want to see?" I said taking out my cell phone.
"Ewe" they both said at the same time, it was funny how they could do that.
"Oh My God, this is so ha, ha, ha, funny yeah that's what he gets." Bella said high5ing Leah….boy first she hates her then it's like the best friends, sometimes I just don't understand girls.
"Hey you know what guys?" I asked.
"What?" They both said and Bella glared at Leah again, guess there friendship was over again….Wow. That lasted like 3 minutes.
"We should throw a party!!!!"
"Oh yah we should." Bella said as I grabbed both of them in a group hug. Leah liked it but Bella looked pissed that Leah was part of this…..jealous much though it was kind of sexy to see her so jealous. (=
