Authors note: I'm so sorry I haven't updated in like forever guys…it's just been a crazy week…I'd tell you about it but it would take up like 6 pages so……anyway lets just get on with the story. What's that, where were we? Oh, that's right Edward party!!!!!!! This should be interesting……..

(Jacob's point of view)

This was getting weird, it seemed like Bella was a little overly excited about this party…….

"Come on Jake, lets go to party city, we need to get streamers and decorations, invitations, and cake!!!" Bella said desperately trying to pull me outside…it wasn't really working.

"Come on Jake, let's go!!" She said trying to push me from behind.

"God Bella!!" I said stopping her in mid push.

"What? Was it actually starting to work?" She asked eyes lighting up expecting me to say yes or something.

"No….I was talking about-"

"Awe!!! It wasn't working?" She asked with puppy dog eyes.

"No, not really but what I was going to say was that I didn't think you liked parties and now your acting all insane about throwing one…" I said finally getting my thought out.

"Not like parties?!?!?! Made you come to that conclusion?" She asked like I was the insane one.

"Um….well how about the fact that your last birthday party I had with you, you tried to hide, then ran away, then screamed I am not 19!!!! And jumped off a cliff."

"It wasn't a real cliff." She mumbled.

"Yes it was…and I had to save you again, and I wasn't even throwing you a real party, remember your real party was at Edward's house…I just baked you a cake and gave you a present."

"Awe Jake…you baked me a cake? How come I don't remember a cake?" She asked.

"Because, we never got that far, remember after you jumped off the cliff and into the water I brought you back to Edward and he cursed me out in German." I said thinking back to Bella's 19th birthday party.

"Oh yah, how does he even know German?" She asked.

"I guess if you're around as long as he's been you get to know every language." I said starting to think about it.

"Jake can we go to party city now?" Bella asked taking me out of my thought.

"About that, you changed the subject why are you so excited about this party?!?!?"

"Cause it's not my party duh." Bella said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"So you like throwing parties for other people?" I asked.

"Yah."

"Then why didn't you do anything for my birthday?" I asked thinking back to my own birthday party…she didn't even come.

"You didn't even come." I said.

"Yah I did…three days later remember, I got you a present…." She said.

"No you didn't." She was totally lying.

"Yes I did, you probably just don't remember…." She said walking out to the car.

"Oh yah….then what was it?" I asked stopping her.

"It was………um……I don't remember, it was so long ago……."

"It was last month."

"No it wasn't…."

"I think I know when my own birthday is Bella." I said blocking her from getting into the car.

"Ok fine…..I didn't get you anything god, I admit it, can we go to party city now?"

"Yah I guess, but you so owe me a present." I said getting into the car.

"What do you want?" she asked. Like she didn't know……

"I think you know what I want." I said smiling; it was a dirty little smile.

"What's with that smi- oh no way, not gonna happen." She said finally getting it.

"Well why not?" I asked as I started driving to party city.

"Don't you remember what happened last time?" she said pointing to Jeremy in the back seat.

"Well yah but-"

"Jacob just forget about it." She said though it looked like she was thinking other wise.

"Oh come on, you know you want to, I can see it on your face, I'm not the only one with the dirty little smile." I said looking at her and not paying much attention to the road.

"Oh my God Jake watch out for that guy!!!" Bella said pointing at a man in the road.

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It was too late……..

"Oh my God Jake, you just ran over that man!!!!! Were going to be so dead!!!" Bella screamed.

"Well actually I think he's the one who's gonna be dead." I said getting out of the car to see the damage.

"That wasn't funny Jake." Bella said checking on Jeremy in the back seat.

(Bella's turn to talk.)

Jake had been outside for around five minutes when I started to worry, I got out of the car to see what was going on.

Jake was crying.

"What happened, is he dead?" I asked looking for the man.

"Is who dead?" Emmett said coming out from under the car totally un harmed.

"Emmett, oh my god, we ran you over?" I asked hugging him.

"Um yah…I was trying to tell you guys to stop but you were giving each other dirty looks."

"We were smiling.." I said.
"Yah, that's not what I meant by dirty…those were the same looks Rose and I used to give each other before…before…before stupid ass Edward took her away." He said crying.

"Ok Emmett, I understand why your crying but Jake why are you crying?" I asked confused.

"He…he…he…de…..dented…my….my baby." Jake said rubbing the car. "Shh…don't speak, everything's going to be alright girl, will get you help." Jake said talking to the car. People on the streets were starting to stare.

"Jake, it's just a car." I said coming over to him.

"Just. A. Car!!! Don't you dare call her just a car!!!! It's alright Bella, she didn't mean it." He said covering the cars mirrors like they were ears.

"Um excuse me? Did you just call your car Bella?" I asked confused.

"Bella, I wouldn't talk about that car, it's like his wife, Edward told me once that he even had sex with it." Emmett said.

"What the hell…how would he know?" I asked.

"Cause he can read minds oh stupid Edward, now I'm all sad again!!!!" Emmett said crying. When he cried it was like a giant rain cloud had exploded….It was horrible.

"Oh, it's ok Emmett, were having a party to celebrate Edward you can come if you want, you can even help." I said comforting him.

"Wait, your having a party to celebrate that loser?" He asked confused.

"Didn't you hear the news?" I asked him.

"What news?" he asked confused.

"That Edward was raped by gay people."

"No way." He said now looking a bit happier.

"Yup, Jake even has pictures, Jake give me your cell phone." I said going back over to Jake who was still sobbing next to his um…. "Bella" as he called it, damn is that creepy.

"Hear, but don't break this baby too, she's the only one I have left." Jake said kissing the phone.

"Who's this? Bella two?" I asked in amusement.

"No actually Rosalie." He said.

"Huh?" Emmett and I both said in unison. I glared at him.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" He asked.

"Sorry, bad habit", I said getting back to Jake.

"As I was saying, huh?" I said looking very confused.

"Gosh, I was only kidding." Jake said looking back down at the car.

"You better have been, that's my girl." Emmett said getting up.

"Oh, don't you mean Edward's girl?" Jake said being a smart ass. I wasn't going to let this break into a fight.

"No Emmett, no fight, look at the pictures see? Good boy." I said handing him the phone.

"Hey….I'm the only one who should get treated like a dog." Jake said.

"You want to be treated like a dog now?" I asked.

"No….but I was just making a point." He said still stroking the car. "Bella, are we going to get that party stuff yet?" Jake asked changing the subject.

"Yah I guess that would be a good idea." I said as we walked away, leaving the car out in the middle of a busy street to go to the party store.

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We were almost there when I realized something, "Jake?"

"Yah?"

"We left Jeremy in the car." I said freaked.

"Excuse me, what was that? I couldn't hear you!!!" Jake said acting like an idiot.

"We left Jeremy in Bella." I mumbled. Gosh sometimes he could act so immature.

"Thank you, now if you'd excuse me, I'm off to get my son." Jake said leaving me with Emmett.

"So Bella, what are we going to get?" Emmett asked as we approached the store.

Authors note: Um, ok so that was chapter 20……anyone got ideas on what they want to happen next? What should happen at the party? Should Edward come back? Should Rose get back with Emmett? What should they buy at party city?