Here's another chapter that will show how evil Itachi really is.
Itachi: Pffft, no. He's only mad because of yesterday.
Everything you do to Naruto in this chapter is what you did to me yesterday!
Itachi: And it was just as funny.
Anyways, thanks for the (so far 2) reviews. I felt slightly better after Itachi brought me down. And I don't own Naruto.
Itachi: You do know the reviews are out of sympathy because your so pathetic, don't you?
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Ch.3 Next day: Evil traning and Itachi and Kisame fight?
After walking through the labyrinth that was the hideout, the morning started on a sour note. Naruto, sleeping in one of the many extra rooms had woken up to brisk reality a.k.a. a bucket full of ice water. "Ah!" He was out of the bed and onto the floor in a crash. "3 seconds. Not to bad." Said Narutos nii-san. "I-Itachi! What was that for?" "Training." "I'm soaked to the bone in freezing water, so HOW WAS THAT TRAINING?" "Think if that was kunai or shuriken from a enemy ninja, you could be dead right now. One thing your going to be training for is to be aware of your environment while your unconscious, so well need to train your 6th sense." "You mean paranoia?" Said the soaked boy huddled in a towel." "Whatever helps you sleep at night." Finished the Uchiha, laughing his ass of in his own mind. "Now hurry up, I'm serving breakfast."
Quickly getting into the only extra clothes he had managed to find (a gift from his nii-san, which looked like a shrunken Anbu uniform…Wait, it was! Well, as long as it fits…) Naruto rushed down to the kitchen area, where Itachiand two others where eating. A blue fish man and another with a veil covering half his face, all of them wearing the same cloud pattern cloaks. The shark guy was the first to notice the youth. "So Itachi, that little brat right there holds the Kitsune? Scrawniest guppy I've ever seen." "Kisame, quiet. There is no need to-." "No, you shutup. Just because I was unfortunate to be paired with you doesn't mean you are leader of the 2 man group." "Kisame, drop it." Said the third guy. "If your thinking of beating the crap out of each other, do it outside." "You know what Kakuzu, that's a great idea. Meet me outside in 20 minutes, Uchiha, and I'll show the Akatsuki that your not cut out for this group after I rip off both your legs." And so the two guys got up and left.
Naruto walked forward to the table, face utterly confused. "Itachi, what just happened?" Stretching a bit, he said, "Appearances are everything. We were partnered up as soon as I arrived, and upon hearing of you, he didn't think I was the strong ruthless killer that I said I was." "So what now?" the kid asked while starting on some scrambled egg that was saved for him. "What else? I have to put him in his place. And Naruto, you may want to run to the bathroom now." "Why…?" "Our traning is not done. Lesson number 2. To be aware if the enemy poisons your food." "You poisoned me?!" "If laxatives a poison, than yes." And in a flash, Naruto was off to the toilet. Itachi casually followed and leaned against the locked door to say, "The antidote is on the sink if you think you can get to it." Poor Naruto only moaned out "Itachi, I hate you." "In order to overcome this training, you and I have to continue doing it; even if it means hating each other, if that's what being an elder brother means. And for not being aware enough, this will be your punishment. Don't forget to clean the toilet bowl afterwards. And maybe a courtesy flush or two."
And so Naruto used all his might to grab the savior bottle, and the fast acting cure did its job. It was this day Naruto also pledged to get back at Itachi for this child abuse.
14 minutes later…
Itachi and Kisame stood out in the middle of a field ready to fight, then they were off. "Water Release: Water Shark Projectile Technique!" Using the moisture in the air, Kisame sent a water shark to Itachi, only to be dodged at the last second by jumping over it. "Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique." It landed to be a direct hit, with, Kisame soaring through to Itachi pulling his unique sword off his back. Using it, he struck the Uchiha on the side, cutting right through. (Poof, LOGGED.)
'Replacement-.' Kisames thoughts where cut short as his opponent was right behind him holding Kisame upside-down to his head facing the earth. "Falcon Drop." And the fish man found himself in the dirt. "Kisame, now you will learn to respect your betters, as I didn't even use the Sharingan." Turning, he was about to leave until the others voice called out "Not…Yet…" With a sigh, Itachi turned around and saw Kisame standing, using the Samehada (sword) as a cane. "I'm not done yet." Itachis eyes turned red. "And now you are. Tsukuyomi."
As soon as Naruto finished with cleaning the nasty, he saw Itachi carry the freaky fish-guy to a nearby couch. "Itachi, did you kill him?" "No. Its better for him to live now as if he will not fear me, he would at least respect me." "Wow, that's…slightly noble of you." "There's also the fact that we need as much members as we can get. For right now, he's indispensable." "I guess there will always be a reason." "And as for you Naruto, we should get to some real training." Naruto gulped. His instincts said this will not end well.
