Next chapter is up, and this one is full of awkwardness!

Itachi: Not as if your a stranger in that subject.

Oh, and Itachi, a fan fiction administrator alerted me that you tried to get people to flame me.

Itachi: I have no idea of what your talking about.

Right... Anyways, I don't own Naruto and sorry if some of the words stick together within the past chapters. I blame the transaction.

Itachi: With that, everyone try and enjoy the numerous faults of this morons story. I just dont get what you people see in this worthless tale anyways...

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Ch.5 A secret and the talk.

Naruto looked at the black scroll…and it was blank. 'What?' He unrolled it all the way to its center, but it was all blank. Well, there was an old yellow piece of parchment at the end, but it was also blank. "…Heh…Heh…Ha, ha, ha, ha! I should of known better. (Sigh.) Only two battle stressed kids. Well, now at least this is the least of their problems." He got up and snuffed out the only source of light (2 candles) and was about to leave the room until a soft glowing green light caught his eye.

"No way, no way, no-." yup, it was the scroll. The paper was covered in the green writing with secrets only few knew. Naruto leaped at it like a cat to a mouse and read its contents. 'Demonic Soul Seal,Summoning: Impure World Resurrection, Living Corpse Reincarnation? Who whould want to put their mind in someone else's body? (Orochimaru sneezes). The boy quickly counted up all the forbidden jutsu… and there where around 50. "Wow. That's…a lot of jutsu…"

Naruto kept on reading in the dark (Yes, there's more) and found more surprises. The other half had jutsus to control the shadows and night itself! The problem was that for the big ones, it would take more chakra than a normal human can give. "Well, lets find one that wont kill me off the bat… Shadow possession jutsu… Good enough to start as any."

It took a near weak to practice it, and in secret before mastering it in his room. Of course, this lead to the suspicion from the others to what he was up to. At first, Itachi thought that Naruto was getting depressed for not going on more missions. That was until he snuck up on a locked door listening intently. "Ugh…Almost…there…Y-yesss!" Itachi just sat there eyes wide. 'Was Naruto… No it couldn't…Wait… When did puberty start? Around that age? Did he ever get the birds and bees lecture? What gave him the idea?' While pondering this, the door opened to a sweaty Naruto, and Itachi quickly jumped to the celling to see his otouto jog to the bathroom. 'Well, its time for the talk.'

After a quick shower, Naruto walked back to his room. 'Well, I got better at my technique although it was to tiring to keep the shadow at 10 feet for 5 minutes. I think I'll take a nap.' And as soon as he entered, Itachi was sitting on a chair with his Sharingan on, and that was never a good sign. "Err, hi Itachi. What's going on?" Itachi sighed. "Well Naruto, when a man loves a woman very much he…" Naruto stood there, mouth dropped, face clearly disturbed.

"What the hell? Where did that come from!?" Now Naruto was mad. "Is this a sick joke of yours? Get a deranged kick by mentally scaring children with that talk?" "No no Naruto! What was I supposed to think with you locking the door for the past week with the lights off?"

"Oh that. Well why didn't you say so earlier? ('Ugh, now I'm going to need some mind soap.') "I was practicing a new jutsu out, not doing whatever your sick mind was coming up with." With those words a wave of relief washed over Itachi, eyes retuning to normal. "(Cough.) Well, what is the new move? Maybe I can help." "No thanks, its pretty much done. It's called the shadow possession jutsu that was…given to me by the client." "Alright Naruto. I don't like it when people lie to me-." "I'm not lying! Watch, Shadow possession jutsu!"

A pathetically small tentacle of shadow managed to wiggle out and shrunk back in almost instantly, but nonetheless was legit. This just made things worse for Itachi. "N-Naruto, do you know what this means?" "No…?" "It means that he must have been a Nara from the clan back at Konoha! They know your alive! Well need to leave now, join a far off village under new names! I suck at thinking up new names! I CANT TAKE THE PRESSURE!"

"Itachi, calm down! He said… It was a gift from a friend who got it from a travailing salesman. He just gave it to me because he couldn't use it." Itachi thought about it. 'Well, there is a few traitors to the leaf who would spill secrets to the black market, and a merchant picking it up to sell after a amount of time isn't impossible, just improbable.' "Alright Naruto, I believe you. But you better not lock yourself in the room again. And keep training yourself on that technique, It was the most pathitic anything I have ever seen."

"Alright Itachi. See you later." The Uchiha left and Naruto plopped himself on the bed checking the rolled up scroll that was under his pillow. 'That was close. From now on, I'll have to train deep in the forest while Itachi is away.' And with that, Naruto fell asleep.