Wow, some people are actually liking this stuff! Alright, well, you asked for it.

8:34 AM

"Hello?"

"Hey May!"

"Nick? What are you doing?!"

"Calling you...why are you whispering?"

"I'm at church!"

"Oh, that's cool."

"Nick! I can't be on the phone!"

"But I'm bored!"

"NICK!"

"Fine! Enjoy your Holyness."

2:18 PM

"Hello?"

"Hey you."

"Still mad at me for the church thing?"

"Noo, it's okay. I was just calling to tell you that I'm considering leaving you for Christiano Ronaldo."

"Who?"

"This soccor player. He has amazing abs."

"I have abs, too."

"Really?"

"Of course!"

"Prove it."

"What are you talking about? You've seen them!"

"No, I haven't! The closest I've seen you to shirtless is when you had a wife-beater on. NOT that I'm complaining."

"You're lying!"

"No, you're lying!"

"Fine, want me to prove it?"

"Yes!"

"Okay! I'll send a pi-- whoa whoa whoa, wait."

"Oh God."

"You're just trying to trick me to get a picture of my abs even though you've clearly seen them!

" "

"Macy!"

"IT WOULD HAVE WORKED!"

"MACY."

"Ugh, fine. Sorry. Bye."

"Bye."

2:20 PM

"Hello?"

"Sorry, I forgot to tell you something."

"Yeah?"

"Did you know that I can wiggle my ears?"

"No way. Would you like a trophy?"

"I'm giving you a look right now."

"I'm giving you one too."

4:48 PM

"Hello?"

"I don't like my brothers anymore."

"What happend?"

"Joe's picking on me."

"What did he do?"

"He flicked me for not passing him soda. It really hurts."

"Aww, baby!"

"I know."

"Tell him that if he doesn't be nice to you, I'm is going to take back his water proof watch I gave him for Christmas."

"Okay, hold on."

"Okay."

"He apologized."

"I'm a miracle worker."

"MY miracle worker."

"That too."

"Alright, we're at a rest stop. I'll call you later."

"Bye."

"Bye."

6:58 PM

"Hello?"

"MACY!"

"...yeah?"

"WHERE ARE MY YELLOW RAY-BANS?!"

"...I don't know what you're talking about."

"I specifically told you the day I before I left for tour to put them in my suitecase!"

"I recall no such thing."

"Macy Merideth Misa."

"I'M SORRY! Stella is having a party tomorrow, and it goes perfect with my dress!"

"You have selfish needs!"

"Does it matter?! You have plenty other glasses!"

"I DID. I left most of them there. Kevin sat on my black ones yesterday. AND MY GIRLFRIEND STOLE MY YELLOW ONES."

"I DIDN'T STEAL THEM!"

"MACY!"

"I DIDN'T!"

"I'm not talking to you for the rest of the day."

"NICK! Come on, you're overexaggerating."

" "

"Nick?"

" "

"NICK! Ugh. Unbelieveable."

" "

"FINE!"

1:28 AM

"Hello?"

"Goodnight."

"Couldn't resist hearing my voice huh?"

"It's officially the next day."

"Oh, whatever."

"Goodnight."

"Goodnight."

"I love you."

"I love you."