Only three more left :) So reviews would make it even cooler. Just sayin' ;)

4:39 PM

"Finally you call! I called like five ti--"

"I officially crown today the WORST day of my life. Ever."

"Maybe it's cause you didn't talk to ME!"

"The world doesn't revolve around you, Mr. Nicholas. Geez."

"Whoa. Someone's cranky."

"It's a minor side effect to having the WORST DAY OF MY LIFE."

"And here is where I interject my interest and ask, what happened?"

"You want to know what happened?!"

"Yeah..."

"Alright. I'll TELL you what happened."

"That's what I asked you to--"

"Today was orientation for school starting again next week."

"Okay."

"For first period, I got Mr. Perkins."

"And? He's a good teacher."

"Except for the fact that he's balding in front of us!"

"Well, yeah, but--"

"LITERALLY. Whenever I get my papers back, they always have loose hairs on them. And then I sneeze. And you know how ugly my nose gets when I sneeze."

"Actually, I can't say I do."

"I tripped in the hallway over NOTHING. TWICE."

"Hahahahaha."

"Are you laughing?"

"No, Ma'am."

"My booger of a brother told my mom about me forging her signature on a check for a membership card to Hollister."

"Oooooh, low blow."

"AND, I have Sarah Peters in all my classes."

"O-oh no."

"...you have no idea who that is, do you?"

"Not a clue."

"My enemy since the 3rd grade, Nick! KEEP UP!"

"I'M TRYING!"

"She gave me dirty looks. If this continues, I'm gonna have to hire you to beat her up."

"Oh look. I suddenly have to go!"

"But Nick!"

"Bye!"

5:14 PM

"Hello?"

"Okay, sorry. That was rude."

"Hmph."

"You feeling better about your 'horrible' day?"

"Did you just use air-quotes when you said horrible?"

"....no...."

"I don't wanna talk about it."

"Really? 'Cause when you called me earlier, it seemed like you did."

"Well, I just read one of my moms spiritual books, and it says that there's no use in crying over spoiled milk."

"Who's talking about milk?"

"Oh Lord."

"Joe likes those books. He forces me to read them."

"Cool. I might dump you for him. He seems like someone much more supportive."

"Hey, I'm talking to you aren't I?!"

"Talking to me is support?! At least pretend you have a LITTLE interest!"

"FINE! What are you doing?"

"Watching Ellen."

"Cool."

"SEE?! You start with ONE spark of interest, and then it just dies, Nick. It just dies!"

"OKAY! Who's on Ellen?"

"The dude from The Hangover, Bradley Cooper."

" "

"Hello?"

"I'm thinking of a question to ask next."

"PATHETIC."

7:45 PM

"Hello?"

"I THOUGHT OF A QUESTION!"

"Greaaaaaaaaat. Shoot."

"Okay, if you could have either a--"

"SHIT!"

"That wasn't a choice."

"I just stabbed my freakin' finger!"

"Ouch."

"SUPPORT NICK, SUPPORT."

"There's band-aids in your nightstand draw."

"Oh yeah! Thanks."

"Can I ask my question now?"

"No."

" "

" "

"Now?"

"Go ahead."

"Okay. Now, if you could have either a Boluga Whale or a Hammer Head shark as a pet, which would you choose?"

"That's a sad, sad question."

"Don't hate, appreciate."

"That was a sad, sad comeback."

"Just answer!"

"Aren't you supposed to be doing a concert?"

"It's my day off."

"And you're spending it talking to me?"

"Yep. Now, if that's not support, I don't know what is."

"Aww, Nick! I gotta go eat dinner."

"What the--? I tell you that I'm using my free day to talk to you, and you respond that you're going to go eat?!"

"What? I'm hungry."

"Just go."

9:49 PM

"Hello?"

"Are BlackBerry phones made of Black berries?"

"They totally are."

"I knew it."

11:56

"Hello?

"Goodnight."

"Goodnight?! You're going to sleep now?"

"WELL, I figure I'd end my worst day ever early, to prevent worser things happening."

"Is worser a word?"

"Shut up."

"Well, goodnight then."

"Night."

"I love you."

"I unfortunately love you too."

10:02 PM

"Hello?"

"By the way, Kevin said a Boluga whale is so much cooler."

"I completely agree."

"Me too."