Just wanted to slip in a quick thank you for all the reviews "D They're so sweet, and I welcome more!
12:23 PM
"Hello?"
"Nick! Look how early I'm up today! It's complete non-sense."
"Uh, May, can I call you back?"
"Why?"
"I'm kinda in the White House right now."
"So?"
"Macy."
"I sense you growing impatient."
"I'm visiting the Obama daughters!"
"Well, if that's just SO much better than talking to me, why don't you go out with THEM instead?!"
"MACY. You're being difficult."
"Would you like me to be easy?"
"It definitely depends on what you mean by easy."
"FINE! JUST GO. Hmph. And I was gonna bake you a cake today."
"Why would you-- Macy, I'm in WASHINGTON."
"So?"
"Ugh. Bye."
"Adios."
12:26 PM
"Yes?"
"Did you just say 'adios'?"
"Yes. Yes I did."
".....alright, bye."
3:34 PM
"Hello?"
"Are you still at the White House?"
"No, but I'm at--"
"Okay, so you can talk now? Great, 'cause I have NO idea how to bake this cake, and my annoying father isn't much of a help. Okay, so what do I need this bowl for?"
"May, I'm gonna have to call you back."
"UGH. Whyyyyyy?"
"I'm playing a baseball game. Right now. Like, I'm literally in the middle of the field. Thousands of people waiting in this unconditional heat."
"...One of these days, I'm making you prove your love for me."
"And until then, can I please call you back?"
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"Hellllllllo?"
"Fine. You are granted permission to call me back."
"Thanks. Bye."
"Ciao."
5:13 PM
"Hello?"
"Macy?"
"Nicholas! You called me back! What a surprise."
"Kevin told me you two were on the phone during the game. Is this true?"
"Uh, I'm gonna have to go with C, Bob."
"Macy, be serious."
"Yeah, I was. I needed to bake this damn cake, and he wasn't playing so he helped me. I see no big deal."
"If you would have wait like, an hour you could have talked to me."
"I can't spend my life waiting, Nicholas."
"Overdramatic much?"
"Oh my gosh, what's the problem with me talking to Ke-- oh, wait. I sense jealousy."
"I'm not jealous."
"You're SO jealous. Practically dying of envy."
"Macy, I don't care if you--"
"I wouldn't be surprised if your skin was green right now."
"Honestly, I'm not jea--"
"I wonder if you'd look like Shrek when your skin is green? That'd be wei--"
"IM NOT JEALOUS!"
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"Okay, sorry. But I'm not."
5:46 PM
"Hello?"
"Yes you are."
"IM NOT JEALOUS! I laugh in the face of jealousy. Ha."
"Not convincing. I'm watching Entourage. You need to be more like Adrien Griener."
"Can you not compare me to Adrien Greiner?"
"Can you not be so jealous?"
"UGH. I'm going to soundcheck."
"Have fun."
11:30 PM
"Hello?"
"Which is my toothbrush? The pink one or the blue one?"
"Hmmmm....my lucky guess is pink."
"Thanks."
12:39 PM
"Hello?"
"Hey."
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Eating my cake. It's lopsided, but delicious."
"Didn't you already brush your teeth?"
"....no."
"Then why did you call me to ask which toothbrush is yours?"
"I just wanted to know."
"Wow, May."
"You need a Nick-name."
"My name IS Nick."
"No, I mean like a Nick-name. Like, you call me May."
"Well, my name is Nicholas, Nick-name is Nick."
"But, EVERYONE calls you that. You're the only one who calls me May. Except for my dog."
"How does-- nevermind."
"Capro."
"What?"
"I'm officially dubbing you 'Capro,' okay?"
"Okay."
"So, what's up Capro?"
"Bed. Goodnight."
"Goooooodnight."
"I love you."
"I love you too, Capro."
