So, this one is boring and dumb because A- I have a massive headache, and B- It's all leading up to the last one tomorrow, which will forsuree be the best! But, please still enjoy.

8:47 AM

"H-hello?"

"Capro! Where are you?!"

"...what?"

"Your jet is supposed to have landed by now, dude. I'm waiting at the airport and this middle-aged guy is staring at me. What's taking so long?"

"Uhh...me sleeping?"

"Huh?"

"Macy....honey....we're not flying in until TOMORROW morning. We've still got one more concert."

" "

"May?"

"You're kidding me?"

"No, unfortunately. I was kinda sleeping, actually."

" "

"Once again; Macy?"

"You mean, I got up at seven freakin' forty five this morning, on one of the LAST days of summer for NOTHING?!"

"Well...not nothing...the middle aged man sure can thank you for some fantasies."

"GROSS!"

"But true."

"UGH!"

10:39 AM

"What?"

"Whoa, what's got your pudding in a cup?"

"I'm still angry."

"Not my fault you're not good with dates."

"UGH. What do you want?"

"I was just checking in! Gosh."

"I was sleeping, Nick!"

"Wow! This all just seems SO familiar, doesn't it?!"

"Yeah yeah, karma's a bitch, move on."

"We're playing in Dallas, Texas today."

"Uh, cool?"

"...do you know WHY playing here is cool?"

"...'cause it's Dallas, Texas. What could be cooler than playing there?! Now, is there some point to your question?"

"Macy."

"Yes?"

"Is there ANY OTHER reason why playing here is cool?"

"Uh..."

"Yesssss?"

"Cowboy boots are cheaper?"

"Oh my God."

"What?"

"You forgot. You forgot, didn't you?"

"YES. I forgot that you were flying in tomorrow, can you move on?!"

"NOT THAT. YOU FORGOT I WAS BORN IN TEXAS!"

" "

"Dear, Lord. How could you forget!?"

"....I HAVE A LOT ON MY MIND!"

"You KNOW there's nothing going on up there."

"In most other cases, that would be true."

"But not this case?"

"No. I mean, I've been planning this huge party for Alexandra's birthday. How am I supposed to remember small irrelevant details?!"

"MY BIRTHPLACE IS IRRELEVANT?!"

"IN THIS CASE, YES."

"Wait, you're planning a party for Alexandra Torres? Isn't her birthday like, months away?"

"ONE month, to be exact. I didn't want to forget or leave it for the last minute."

"Oh. So her birthday is in September?"

"Yeah."

"Ooooh, that's cool. So, do you know anyone else with a birthday in September?"

"Of course."

"Good."

"My uncle Carlos."

"....Anyone else?"

"Uh, no I don't think so."

" "

"..Nick?"

" "

"Hellllo?"

1:57 PM

"Hello?"

"Guess what....I remembered somebody else's birthday in September...."

"Oh, really?"

"I'M SORRY! I forgot! But, I remembered! And that's what's important. Right?"

" "

"Capro?'

"It took you about three hours to remember?"

"Well..."

"Despicable."

"I said I'm sorry! What more do you want?!"

" "

"Oh gosh."

"Tomorrow, when you pick me up from the jet..."

"Yes.....?"

"Dress up like toaster strudel."

"What?!"

"You heard me."

"I REFUSE."

"Fine. I hope you like being single, 'cause--"

"NICK!"

"MACY!"

"UGHH!"

"So you'll do it?"

"...you promise you'll forgive me?"

"I promise."

"You swear?"

"I don't swear."

"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!"

"Fine, I swear."

"Well. Then...I'm sure it'll be easy to find me in the airport tomorrow."

"Wait, you're really doing it?!"

"Yeah."

"Holy crap."

"I know. The things I do for you. Just remember- the next time YOU forget something about ME, you should look forward to showing up at one of my games dressed like pastry."

"Uhh...actually, maybe you shouldn't dress like--"

"Nope. My mind's made up."

"...please?"

"See you tomorrow!"

3:25 PM

"Hello?"

"MACY PLEASE!"

"Hahahaha."

"I know that whenever you want revenge, you hit back 10 times harder! See? I'm hereby complimenting you and forgiving you!"

"Nick...Capro....Nick."

"Macy, please!"

"Are you, are you begging me?"

"...yes."

"Hm. Not sure I want a soft guy as a boyfriend."

"MACY. MEREDITH. MISA."

"Nicholas Jerry Lucas."

"UGH!"

12:58 PM

"Hello?"

"Looking forward to seeing me tomorrow?"

"As a matter of factly, no."

"Hahaha, sometimes I'm TOO good."

"Blah. Goodnight."

"Night."

"I love you toaster strudel."

"Love you, Capro."