8:50 PM
"Hello?"
"WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"The question is, where are YOU?"
"LOOKING FOR YOU! Macy, we've been here calling you for 20 minutes, why didn't you pick up?!"
"Oh, you where? Well, it's kiiiinda hard to feel a vibration through a toaster strudel costume."
"Oh no."
"Oooooh yes."
"I don't see you!"
"Really? 'Cause I'm kiiiinda hard to miss."
"Where are you?"
"In the parking lot."
" "
"Why the sudden silence?"
"It didn't occure to you to wait in the WAITING room!?"
"....oh."
"UGH."
"Just come out to the parking lot!"
"No! YOU come out to the waiting room!"
"...Nick, it's so far!"
"Oh my goodness."
"You're gonna have to come to the parking lot anyway!"
" "
" "
"FINE!"
8:57 PM
"Hello?"
"Come pick us up at the corner by the big tree."
"Why? That's like a minute away, you can't walk here?"
"I don't want to be seen with toaster strudel, do you know how many paparazzi are here?!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Oh crap."
"Yep."
"I gave you an idea, didn't I?!"
"See you soon."
"MAY--"
12:56 PM
"Hello?"
"Just so you know, I'm writing a break-up song for you right now."
"Nick, I'm taking a bubble bath right now. MUST you stress me out?!"
"Yes. Because thanks to you, my legs are KILLING me. And you dropped us off at the wrong house."
"Yeah, but it was only like, two blocks away."
"So, in your fantasy world, that's not far?"
"...No."
"And you say that I stress YOU out."
"Okay, I'm out the tub. I'm coming over in like twenty minutes."
"No, stay away."
"Haha. You fear me."
" "
"SO, you finished the song yet?"
"The break up one?"
"NO! The one you wrote for me a couple days ago."
"Oh, yeah."
"Aww! I hear you smiling!"
"The words 'Shut Up' come to mind."
"I'm coooooooooming."
"Oh jeez."
3:47 PM
"Hello?"
"I loved the song."
"Macy...you're in the same house as me. You really have to call me to tell me?"
"Well, I excused myself to the bathroom politely so that I can call and tell you, not to embarrass you."
"Wow. That was suprisingly thoughtful."
"Are you implying that you wouldn't suspect that from me?"
"Well...."
"Ugh. I'm coming up staires."
12:39 AM
"Hello?"
"I loved seeing you today."
"Well, despite the ATTITUDE against my costume, I would assume that you would."
" "
"Hello?"
"This is where you interject that you missed me too."
" "
"Macy Meride--"
"I MISSED YOU AND I LOVED SEEING YOU."
"The truth will set you free."
"Thanks, Dr. Phil."
"See you tomorrow?"
"I'll come pick you up at 2:30."
"Why so early?"
"I got a suprise."
"A suprise you say?"
"A suprise I say."
"Okay. Goodnight."
"Goodnight."
"I love you, Capro."
"I love you, Strudel."
