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This is story number four.
Kendrix and Adam
By
Eileen (Psycho Tangerine)
"Wheehee!" cried Kendrix as she did yet another quintuple somersault. Being a ghost girl was the greatest! Sure, she had been very serious when saying goodbye to the others and then when giving Karone her Pink Ranger powers. But now, she could finally be free and have some real fun. Of course, things weren't perfect. 'Dang!" she yelled in the middle of her twelfth cartwheel, "my glasses!" and dove to retrieve them yet again. Kendrix was a bit disappointed that death hadn't cured her myopia.
So now here she was, flying and flipping through space. She could go anywhere she wanted, Triforia, Eltar, Edenoi, even undiscovered planets. She could go to… "Ooh, Earth!" Kendrix's thoughts went from adventure to revenge in a split second as she headed down to her own planet. First, she'd haunt that stupid Cassie for purposely losing her morpher to Psycho Pink just so Kendrix would have to fight her all by herself. She was just jealous because Phantom had started propositioning Kendrix through her e-mail. Then, she'd get even with her jerk of a cousin, Billy, for convincing her that guys loved 'hot nerdy babes.' Finally, she'd get even with Captain Stone from the Angel Grove Police Force for convincing her that joining GSA and traveling on a space colony where she would get killed by some deranged Pink cyborg was actually a good idea. But first, she needed to practice her haunting skills. With that, she flew down the first chimney she came upon in Angel Grove.
"Ah!" said Adam as he lay back on his bed. Ever since his nightmare after watching The Bride of Hackensack almost four years ago, he took no chances. It had taken him the usual two hours to triple check the locks on the doors and windows, set out his monster traps, and gather all his lucky items including his paper lantern and a photo of Tanya angrily glaring. No vampire, werewolf, bride of Frankenstein, or witch would dare attack him tonight.
Of course, the others just didn't understand. They offered to chip in and get him to a head shrink. And Tanya left him just a week after their marriage saying that she just wasn't going to be sharing a bed with him, a pile of garlic, and a hundred magical beetles that he had snuck away from one of his visits to Zedd's Dark Dimension.
Whoosh! Crash! Came the sound from the fireplace. "Whoooohoooooo!" came a female voice. "I am here to haunt you! Whooohooohooo!"
"Go..go…away!" squeaked Adam from beneath his covers Great, another nightmare and he had taken care not to watch anything scarier than Dora the Explorer. Well, then again Back Pack and Map were a bit creepy.
"Whooohooo! I am going to scare you!" His bedroom door began to creak open. "I am…" Splash! "Oh, lovely!" cried a dripping Kendrix indignantly. "I can't even keep dry. What kind of ghost can't keep dry?"
Adam peeked from beneath his covers. His 'Melt Kat the Witch' trap had worked, but this obviously was not a witch. It was a transparent floating geeky blonde female. "Hey, you're not even scary," he said in relief. "What are you supposed to be anyway?"
"Story of my life," groaned Kendrix as she wrung her hair out. "How am I supposed to get my revenge on others if I can't even scare a quivering coward like you?"
"Coward?!" hissed Adam angrily. "Coward?! I'll have you know that I'm a triple black belt and a …hey! Put that down!" He jumped up and grabbed his karate uniform and black belts from Kendrix who had started using them to dry herself with.
"Well, sorry! If you were a gentleman, you would've offered me a towel," grumbled Kendrix
"And if you were a lady," retorted Adam, "you wouldn't have barged into my bedroom. I could've been naked under my blankets there."
"Ooh," replied Kendrix dreamily as she drooled on herself. She squinted to get a better look at Adam. He is kind of cute, she thought. Too bad her glasses had smashed on the stone fireplace. Oh well, she'd rather stare at male Rangers, especially Leo, rather than this loser anyway. Then something occurred to her. She had just given her precious Pink morpher to some blonde bimbo. Well, she'd just have to make sure to haunt both Leo and Karone's dreams to make sure they stay away from each other. But, then again, if worse came to worse, she could always go after Mike instead. She did have a thing for older men after all.
"Forget it!" snapped Adam at the still drooling Kendrix. "I've got a wife and she'll rip your head off your shoulders if she sees you in here. So get out!"
"But….whoohooo, I'm soooooo scary," howled a desperate Kendrix. "Aren't you terrified? Whoohoo!"
Adam didn't reply. He just pulled out his 'Kill Rocky the Werewolf' gun and began firing silver bullets at the weird ghost girl.
Luckily for Kendrix, the bullets went through her transparent body. 'Hey!' she yelled. "What are you trying to do? Get me killed again?!"
"Oops," said Adam. "I guess you're not a werewolf either."
"Do you see any fur anywhere?" asked an annoyed Kendrix.
"Hmmmm…guess not," replied Adam. "Hold still, please." He then picked up his 'Stab Tommy the Vampire' stake and ran straight for Kendrix.
"Cripes!" exclaimed Kendrix as Adam ran straight through her. "Not even my Leo's allowed to do that, you pervert!" She attempted to slap him, but her hand just went through his face.
"Well, you're not even a Vampire," mused Adam.
"No duh!" snapped Kendrix. "Vampires don't float, they turn into bats and fly. Werewolves aren't see-through; they're hairy. And Witches aren't dead because some stupid Pink Space Ranger got them killed." She floated over to Adam and put her face up to his. "I…am…a…ghost…you…dunderhead!"
Adam slowly grinned. "No duh, yourself. I knew that. I just needed to distract you a bit."
"What do you…" but Kendrix never got to finish her sentence as Adam pulled out a strange gun and shot a beam of energy at her.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" wailed Kendrix as she was sucked into a little box on the floor that Adam opened with his foot. "Let me out!" she shouted as the box shook. "You'll be hearing from my lawyer!"
"I just knew watching Ghostbusters a hundred times and having a genius as a best friend would pay off," said Adam as he watched the container jump all over the place. "I know of an alien hunting professor who would just love to dissect you." He went to pick up his trap when he heard a noise behind him.
Turning around, he noticed a very familiar shape in the shadows of the door. "Tanya, Sweetheart! You're ba…Noooooooo!!!" shouted Adam as she stepped out of the shadows. "Not the Bride of Hackensack again! Noooooo!!!" He ran and jumped out his window and then continued running down the street in his pajamas.
Tanya yanked off her fright wig and pulled out her communicator. "Tommy, call off the 'Cure Adam of his Paranoia' project. It failed."
