'I admit, I had no idea what to expect, but this? A host club? Man the pay better be worth the humiliation.' I walked into the room, and found a bunch of men flirting with girls. This was like a, a, I have no idea. Even so I walked up to the closest boy. He was about as tall as me, black hair and a blank expression.
"Hey there. I'm looking for Kyouya, can you tell me where he is?" He nodded and pointed to a cool/nerdy young man with glasses. 'Well he certainly looks the part.'
"Thanks." I gave him a small bow and made my way to Kyouya. I tapped him lightly on the shoulder. He stopped writing in his small black book and looked at me.
"You must be the new student. Yune Kinjo, correct." He gave me a sly smile that said, I can get away with murder, so don't cause trouble. Ether that or, it was a sincere smile that meant he wanted to be friends. Personally I believe it is the latter.
"Yes. I heard you could use a maid." I handed him the paper I was given last chapter. He spent only seconds looking at the paper before looking back at me.
"We have no need for a maid, we have Haruhi." He pointed toward a petite young boy carrying a tea set.
"Really? I thought he was a host."
"He is, but he works well as a servant as well." 'What a waste of time.' I heaved.
"Oh. Sorry for the trouble then. I'll be on my way." That was that. My hand was on the handle of the door when someone grabbed onto my sleeve.
"Hey, you're the new girl in my class right? My name is Hunny!" He latched even tighter to my arm. Now I knew there was no escape.
"Want some cake with me and Takashi?" He asked. 'Free cake? Who would say no to free cake?'
"Sounds good. My name is Yune by the way." He let go of my arm and instead took my hand. He lead me to a small table that was free of customers. The guy was a real gentleman too. He pulled out a chair for me and offered a slice.
"We have cherry, chocolate, and strawberry. Which do you want?"
"Chocolate will do." I took the slice and started eating, while Hunny talked about his bunny, and other cute things. I wasn't a fan of cute things, so I only halved listen as he rambled on.
"Ah, Takashi! This is Yu-Chan!" I twitched. 'Did he just call me Yu-Chan? I just met him.'
"My name is Yune, not Yu-Chan." I corrected.
"I know." Was all the tall man said. He took a seat next to me. His silence was a nice balance in a room of noise.
"This is Takashi Yu-Chan! You can call him Mori." He gave me a sweet smile, but still I wish he called me by my real name. I put my hand out to Mori.
"Nice to meet you." He took my hand and shook. 'Strong grip' I noted. 'He's a loyal person.'
I ate and watched as the girls came and went. I watched the so called 'maid' closely. I say that he spent his time, A. Flirting with girls, B. Playing waiter, or C. Being harassed by a blonde boy, Hunny told me was Tamaki, and twins that went by the names Hikaru and Kaoru. By the end of the club I had an idea that would get me hired, or scorned.
"Kyouya, wouldn't it benefit you too hire me?" I waited for the girls to leave before starting up this conversation.
"Why would it? I suppose you have a reason." The host club watched as the since played out.
"Of course. If Haruhi is to do all the chores, he has less time to entertain the guests, which makes you lose money." He smirked at my comment.
"Why would I hire you if I have the maids Ouran provides?"
"Because I work cheap."
"When you say cheap."
"40,000 yen every other day."
"Agreed."
"I get to decide my clothing on normal days, and if I need to cosplay with you guys, I refuse to wear dresses, skirts, or anything I deem to reveling."
"Agreed." 'Heheheehe, this will be good!' "You must be apart of all host club activity's, and you must be curious to all guests."
"Sounds good boss!" I gave him a hand, and he gave me a light, loose shake. 'Hm, a snake.'
Next Day
"Yu-Chan!" Hunny called me. Even after the long lecture about how my name is Yune during lunch, he still didn't get the message. Apparently, if it is cute, he has all rights to it. I guess I will just have to deal with.
"Hey Hunny, Mori." I waved at both of them. We just got done with our last period class, and it was time to go to the host club. Although the club didn't open for another ten mins, so I had time to kill.
"Are you going to the host club?" Hunny tilted his head and gave me a big smile.
"Yep, after all I do have a job."
"If you have some spare time, come eat cake with me, kay!"
"Sure, so long as you don't treat me as a customer."
"Ok!" Hunny went skipping ahead. I stated to walk faster when I felt warm air on the back of my neck.
"Mitsukuni treats everyone the same way." Mori stated plainly. I shrugged and flashed him a smile.
"Good to know." I gave him a hard pat on the back. 'He didn't flinch, or wince. Tough guy.'
"Yune-Senpai!" I heard the twins call. They opened the door and dragged me in.
"Jeez, what was that for!?" I yelled. If they needed me fine, but they didn't have to drag me like that.
"Your costume!" Hikaru said, shoving me once again, into a dressing room.
"Hey!"
"Put this on, and hurry." Kaoru commanded me. Looking at the costume laid before me, I said to myself, 'No way in Hell.'
"I'm not wearing that." I barge out of the changing room and threw the stripper French maid costume at them.
"Come on! You are the maid!" They whined.
"No." I gave them the darkest look I could conjure up, and they backed off.
"Hikaru, Kaoru!" Tamaki yelled. "Leave the new girl alone!" He came real close to me and grabbed my hands. "I don't think I have introduced myself yet. I am Tamaki Suoh, the host king."
"Please let go."
"Of course princess." He let go of my hand but got no less closer to me.
"My name is Yune, nice to meet you." I backed away and extended my hand. He went to his knees, took my hand, and kissed it.
"It is a true blessing to meet a beauty like you."
"Ok then. I think I have work, far away from here!" I ran off to the table with tea, coffee and water on it. Its not I didn't like him, I just didn't enjoy that kind of thing. Tamaki fans, don't kill me! I'm too young, with potential for many more chapters! That is if the author comes up with a good plot!
'Hey!' Says author one and two. You see, this author has a split personality, that loves to hang around my shoulders, like shoulder angels.
'Shut up!' Says author two.
'Yeah, we're trying our best!'
"Well try harder!" I say out loud by accident.
"Um, who are you talking too?" Tamaki asks.
"What are talking about?" I lie. Can't have these guys think I'm nuts.
"Never mind."
'Take that!' 'Damn author two.' I cursed in my head.
'Watch what you say, I'm in control.' I disregarded the warning and mentally stick my tongue out at author two. 'Author one won't let you do anything to bad so early.'
'Oh yeah?' A sinking feeling started to erupt in me.
'I doubt the readers would like that.'
'Readers love it when a devilish author cooks up awkward situations between the OC and the love interest!'
'Love interest? I didn't sign up for this!'
'That's right, you don't know who the love interest is yet. I guess I will have to shuffle around the situations.'
'Right.'
"Yune-Senpai, help!" I turn to see Haruhi entangled between the twins and Tamaki. I walk to the group and slide Haruhi out of the way.
"Hey!" The twins yell. They retaliate and try to grab Haruhi, but instead pushed me. I fell on Haruhi, and wasn't able to catch myself.
"Ow." We fell into a position were I was on top of Haruhi's chest. Before I stood up, I noticed something. 'He, I mean she has breasts!' I could even fell her bra strap.
'What was that about to early for an awkward situation?'
'You wouldn't set me up with a girl would you? I don't mind lesbian relationship, but I'm strait!'
'Well have to wait and see.'
"Haruhi!" The boys yell. I went strait up and offered Haruhi my hand.
"Sorry, are you ok?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks Yune-Senpai!" She took my hand and I helped her up.
"Thanks? I just about crushed you."
"But you save me from them so it makes us even."
"I guess."
Chapter end.
'So what happened in this chapter?'
'Yune found out Haruhi was a girl.'
'Good. How did she find out?'
'Fell on top of Haruhi's chest.'
'My word! You have no say in the next chapter! How disgraceful.'
'Well it is rated T.'
'That is still crude!'
'You do better!'
'I shall! Don't worry Yune! Fluff is here to save you!'
'Fluff? I prefer my method.'
'Fine. I will take the next chapter, and you the chapter after that. Whoever gets more positive reviews is in the right!'
'Deal! Yune is such a tomboy, fluff will be difficult! Mine will be better.'
'We'll let the readers decide that.'
'Hey, angel, you forgot the disclaimer.'
'Crude! Just to let you know, we own Yune, ourselves and nothing else!'
