'Time for some magic! I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, or the characters who are part of the series. I do own Yune, myself and author 2.'

'The hell you do! I own myself, and WE own Yune, and if only one of us could own her it would be me! She acts more like me then you!'

Anyway, this is my half of the chapter, the second will be run by author 2. Review to tell us who you like better!

The next day I entered the music room to find a chefs dream kitchen. Everyone was dressed in white chef robes and hats.

"What's going on here?" I asked.

"We decided to have an activity's day. All the hosts will help the customers bake sweets." Kyouya answered.

"Do you need me to help cook?"

"Not at all. You just need to make sure everyone has what they need. When they need an ingredient that is not on the table, it will be your job to retrieve it."

"Easy enough."

"And, you need to dress like the rest of the club." The twins handed me a baker's costume.

"Tell me, does this one leave little to the imagination like the last one?" They shook their heads no, so I left to the changing room and slipped into the costume. It fit well, and was divided into pants and a shirt. When I got out customers started swooping in from all directions. They each took a station and started to cook.

"Servant!" A group of girls called. As annoyed as I was from the title, I obeyed and went to see what they needed.

"My name is Yune, now what do you need?"

"We need eggs!" The trio of girls stated. 'They can't be out of eggs already, can they?' I looked at the station and found the carton of eggs right in front of them.

"There right here." I pointed. Then they started whispering.

"She must be poor to not recognize eggs!" I heard one say.

"Those are eggs!" They looked at me funny, and one got the courage to tell me,

"But eggs are yellow." 'They can't be serious. Haven't they seen a real egg before?'

"No, the yoke of the egg is yellow." I took one egg from the carton, and split it over the boll.

"She's right!" The youngest said. I left the station, not able to bare another word from those imbeciles.

"Haruhi, you look so cute!" I heard Tamaki fan girl screech. Looking over, poor Haruhi was in a pink apron, covered with batter. The batter traveled from her face, down to her feet.

The host club spent half an hour baking before any of the cakes were done.

"Yune." The group of girls I helped with the 'egg problem', called. The oldest one had a slice of cake and she offered it to me. "Sorry about earlier. We wanted to make it up to you so here's the first slice of cake."

"Thanks girls." I took a big bite of the lemon cake, and felt my face go green the second I swallowed it. I looked down at the cake, and saw a yoke slide out of the slice. "You girls did cook this, right?" I asked, hopping it was my mind playing tricks one me.

"Why would we do that?" I returned the cake to them.

"Don't feed that to anyone else! If anyone needs me, tell them I had to go to the bathroom!" I ran out of the music room, and strait to the stalls. I spent the next ten minutes getting to know the fancy toilet.

"Yune, are you there?" The low voice asked. 'Mori.'

"Yeah!" I stood up, mustering up the will to not vomit anymore. Walking out of the bathroom, I came face to face with Mori. He gave me a very concerned look, probably because I looked like crap.

"You ok? He asked.

"Dandy! Need something Mori?" He shook his head. "No? Guess I'll head back to the host club." I walked away, feeling the undeniable feeling. "Just give me a sec." I left back to the bathroom. Coming back a minute later, I found Mori still waiting for me. "You don't have to wait up for me you know." He nodded.

"You should see a nurse." He told me.

"That so? Well I'm feeling just fine now, so…" I walked away, and stopped the next moment when he grabbed my shoulder.

"Let's see the nurse." He grabbed me by the waist and hosted me onto his back.

"Hey! I can walk just fine!" I yelled at him. 'I am no one's damsel!' Regardless of my many yells of rejection, he kept on going. "Damn it Mori! Let go!" My change in words must of surprised him, because he let his guard down. Using that, I kicked myself out of his grip.

'Hey! Quit being such a stubborn ninny!'

'Well, if I can walk on my own, there is no reason to make him do it for me!'

'You ruined the moment.'

'You want me and him to have a moment, make it less deeming!'

'We shall see."

"You ok Mori?" He didn't seem hurt, only surprised that I wanted out that badly. "Sorry Mori, I just don't like being picked up." I explained, starting to feel bad about the situation. He simply nodded, and we walked in silence to the nurses office.

"Excuse me, anyone here?" I called. "Hello!" Still no answer. I wandered around the room.

"Hey Mori, were do they keep the meds?" I asked him. He pointed to a small shelf. "Thanks." I looked over the bottles, and found one that would help. I popped the two pill at once without water. "Let's go."

"Lie down." Mori told me, while lightly pushing me on a bed.

"Didn't I already tell you am fine?" I laughed at him. It wasn't like I could blame him for the way he is. After babying Hunny all his life, he was bound to turn into an overprotective character.

"Please." I had a hard time denying him, but my nature demands it.

"Tell you what, if I start feeling tipsy, or I have to go vomit again, I will listen to your demands." I stand back up, and grab his hand, leading him back to the host club.

"Takashi!" Hunny climbed on Mori. "Is Yu-Chan ok?" He nodded and took his seat with the guests.

"Yune! I'm sooo sorry!" The trio of girls apologized. "We didn't mean to make you sick!" They repeated over and over again, as I told them over and over again I forgave them.

'Well, that blew.'

'If Yune was a bit more cooperative, it would have been cuter.'

'And for that reason she didn't go along with it. if you don't force her, you will get nothing from her. I'll show you!'

'Lets see you do better!'

'Say no more!'

"Yu-Chan!"

'Whack!' I fell forward slightly when Hunny jumped me. Next thing I knew the guy was on my shoulders.

"Wanna have some cake with me! All the guests are gone so you don't have anything to do!" He smiled happily at me. I however saw green.

"I don't want any cake Hunny. Last one I ate was raw!" He looked at me in shock. "What?"

"Are you going to live you life without cake Yu-Chan!" His eyes became huge and weepy.

"It's just for today Hunny, nothing to worry about." I heaved, letting the senior down.

"Ok!" That was when I noticed something.

"Hunny."

"Yes?"

"Where's everyone else?" I was alone in the room with the exception of Hunny.

"Um… Let's get some tea Yu-Chan!" Grabbing my hand in his death grip again, he led me back to the table.

"You're avoiding the question."

"Here you go!" He gave me the cutest smile I have ever seen. To bad for him that kind of thing doesn't work on me.

"Hunny." I wobbled, loosing balance.

"Yu-Chan!" He held me as steady as someone his size could. It wasn't enough and I feel on my behind.

"I feel dizzy. Could you get a nurse or something." I pleaded.

"Ok, you stay right here!" He rushed out the door. I sat there for a minute, to make sure he was out of sight before getting back up.

"Sucker." I laughed to myself. 'Time to find the group!' I looked around the school, and asked students about the host club. That eventually led me to an empty classroom. I put my ear against the door and eased dropped.

"We can't keep her around! What if she finds out about Haruhi!" It was Hikaru.

"Renge hasn't figured it out and she's been part of the host club much longer." Kyouya.

"What does it matter anyways? She seems trusting." Haruhi.

"Why don't we take a vote then." Tamaki announced.

"But Hunny-Senpai isn't here!" Kaoru stated.

"Mori-Senpai will vote in Hunny-Senpai's place." 'Crap! This is a good gig, I can't just let them fire me!' I opened the door and made my presence known.

"For the record I already figured out she was a girl!" I told them. Tamaki, Hikaru, and Koaru lost all color.

"What are you doing here!? You're supposed to be with Hunny-Senpai." Hikaru told me.

"I sent him on a goose chase."

"How did you know Haruhi was a girl!?" Tamaki yelled at me. "I bet you saw her naked! You sick pervert!" He pointed his finger accusingly at me. "I will never allow you harass my poor daughter again!"

"How did you find out?" The twins asked, cutting Tamaki off.

"When I fell on her the other day I felt her bra on accident."

"You are a sick pervert!" Tamaki pushed his way passed the twins and too me. "You are so fired!"

"I'm the perv? Coming from the guy who has a fetish seeing Haruhi is dresses, and other cute clothes." I smirk at him. If I'm going down, I'm going down in style.

"Good one! We have to keep her now! Please, can we keep her!?" The twins snaked there arms around my neck. "We promise to take care of her!"

"And feed her."

"Clean her."

"And love her forever!"

"I did hire her for a reason."

"Yay!"

"Yu-Chan!" Hunny yelled bursting into the room. 'Where were you!? I got the doctor, and then you weren't there! Are you okay!?" Hunny was having a freak attack.

"It's okay, I just needed to find out what you guys were up too."

"So you're not sick?" I shook my head no. "How could you lie to me Yu-Chan!? I thought you were really sick."

"That reminds me, I have to go to the store today. Hey Hunny, what kind of cake do you like?" His weepy profile, changed to that of a five year old on Christmas.

"Strawberry!"

"Sounds good, I'll bring it tomorrow!"

'A whole chapter, and nothing to embarrassing.'

'I knew I was forgetting something.'

'Sinking feeling. What are you going to do?'

'Lets just say, your readers are going to know in a couple seconds. Heehehehe.'

'Right.' I started to leave the room, seeing if I could avoid tragedy.

'So Yune left the room, and I started contacting the twins.'

'Hello. Can you two hear me?'

'Hikaru, it's that voice again.'

'This should be good. What idea do you have this time master?'

'Such flattery. Tell me, have you ever wondered how Hunny would react, being stuck in a changing room with a girl. A girl being Yune? I bet you would get a priceless reaction.'

'HA! That would be fun. Let's do it Koaru!'

'I left the rest to the twins, and started to mess with Yune again.'

'Leaving so soon?'

'I'm leaving before I have to find a new place to live.'

'It won't be so bad.'

'That's it, I am so out of here!'

'Forgetting something?'

'Oh no.'

'You left your money in the changing room.'

I checked my pockets, and it was right.

'You also left your backpack to make matters worse!'

'Your evil.' So I left to the changing room, and retrieved my wallet. I couldn't find my backpack however. I looked everywhere in that small room. When I still couldn't find it, I sat down on the bench, to discover it was wet. I shot up, and took a good look at my pants, that were covered in yellow paint. I kicked the bench and it fell over revealing my bag. Lucky for me, I had a change of clothes in there. I started dressing into my pants.

'Back with Hikaru and Koaru.'

"Hunny, I left my notebook in that room over there, could you go get it?"

"Sure Hika-Chan!" Hunny happily skipped to the door, went in and shut the door behind him. Then he noticed Yune. She was in her underwear getting her second pair of pants on. His face turned as red as the strawberry's that he devoured.

"Sorry!" He ran out with a bloody nose and into a flash of light. Hikaru and Kaoru took a snap shot of Hunny.

"Mitsukuni!" Mori ran to his little friend to see what was wrong. Hunny couldn't tell his protector what happened though. His tongue was tied, and that he could say was random sentences. He sounded like a confused Tamaki.

"Don't worry. Hunny is adjusting to his first peeping." Koaru laughed.

'Creek.' The door opened and out came Yune.

"Hey." She said causally, as if nothing happened. Then she got a good look at Hunny. "He ok?"

"I think he is in shock." Hikaru told her.

"Why would he be in shock?"

"Seeing you naked." Yune let out a big laugh.

"He didn't see me naked. It was just my underwear, nothing to freak out over."

'After some treatment, Hunny regained his sanity. The day went on, and the chapter ended.'

Chapter End.

'You tried to turn the most innocent Ouran Character into a pervert! I hope the Hunny fans get you!'

'They won't get me, because all Hunny fans love to see his evil side! All fans love to see it in all the characters! Readers, correct me if I'm wrong!'

'Wouldn't you rather see the characters like they were made?'

'It's a fanfic.'

'Well, what's the point of basing it off of a show if we don't write the characters like they are?'

'Guess what? I am bring my personal character in the story next chapter!'

'Oh no! You can't mean…

'Oh but I do.'

'Then I will bring out mine as well!'

'Remember readers, tell us what you think, because I need something to rub in that goody-goodies face!'

'Good bye!'