'We do not own the Ouran Host Club or anything that you know to be Ouran Host Club! We own ourselves, Yune, Senro, and Demitri!'
'And if anyone tells you otherwise, stick it to him/her/it/thing!'
Authors POV
The host club members walked down the town warily. The people around them looked like thugs, and parts of the town was broken down. It was like out of a movie.
"Poor Yu-Chan! Does she live here?!" Hunny cried. The thought of frail, young Yune, amongst these thugs scared him a little. In fact, everyone was scared for the girl.
'Frail girl? Who are they talking about?'
'Shut up you fool!'
Any way, the boys and Haruhi lead down the street until they got to an apartment complex. Going up the stairs, they knocked on door 22. No answer. They knocked again to no avail.
"Hey! You guys looking for someone?" A bystander asked.
"We're looking for Yune." Kyouya answered him.
"She's still at the shop I bet. I'll take you too her."
"The Weapons shop right? We can get there on our own." Kyouya lead the group down the street, causally avoiding the huge man.
"Kyouya." Tamaki hooked his arm on Kyouya's shoulder.
"If she's working for us, it is good for me to know everything I can about her." Haruhi twitched at the thought. She had much empathy for her newest friend.
"So, what's 'The Weapons Shop'?" The twins asked.
"It's where Yune works. She has a job making mostly weapons like swords, spear, axes, knives and such. She is a blacksmith. According to my research, she first learned this art when she was 8, training under the last blacksmith here, Yasu. When he passed away 5 years later, Yune became the next blacksmith. Officially, the one who owns the shop is a long time friend, named Shinn."
"Wow Kyouya-Senpai, you sure have your bases covered." Haruhi commented.
"You mean… Yu-Chan has to work for a living!?" Hunny cried. Him Tamaki, and the twins started to sob.
"Poor Yune! Is her parents in the hospital fighting a terminal illness! Is Yune indebt to someone! Men we most help YUNE!" Tamaki ranted.
"You know, I like my work. I certainly hope you aren't going to interfere." The group jumped, and turned to see Yune two large boxes. They were about her half her height together. "Just to let you know, I don't have a parent in the hospital, and I am in no debts. Now if you don't mind, please move." She shoved her way past the group and into the shop.
"Yune! Who's your friends!?" It was the voice of a young boy.
"Not targets."
"Hm. Ok." Yune went downstairs and left the group up there. "Are you guys Yune's friends?"
"Yeah. What did Yune mean by targets?" Tamaki got down to so he could talk face to face with the boy.
"Beats me. My big brother is getting his knife repaired. Wanna play a game?!"
"Aw, aren't you cute. Sure, let's play."
"Ok. I bet you 200 yen, that I can tell you where you got your shoes."
"Ok."
"I'll even tell you guys where you got your shoes too. Wanna play?" Hikaru, Koaru, Tamaki, and Hunny put up there money. "Ok, you all got your shoes on you feet!" The kid put up his hand, waiting to get paid.
"No way are we paying!" The twins announced. "The kid conned us!"
"You agreed!" He whined.
"No!" The boy started crying. Moved, everyone but the twins gave there money to the kid.
"I can't believe you guys are encouraging this kid." Hikaru rolled his eyes.
"Am I a bad person? I just wanted to get my mommy some flowers for her grave." He sobbed uncontrollably. Hikaru felt a pang of guilt and handed the kid some money, Koaru fallowing in suit.
"I am moved by your generosity! Get your mother something nice!" Tamaki handed him 1,000 yen.
"Wow, thanks mister. What's you name?"
"You can call me Tamaki." The kid gave Tamaki a huge hug.
"Little bro, time to go." A large muscle man commanded.
"Ok! Let's go!" The small boy took his brother huge hand and lead him out as quickly as possible.
"You seem awful happy." Yune grabbed the kid by the collar and pick him up. Using her free hand, she plummeted into his pocket, bringing out a bear decorated wallet.
"What are you doing to my brother Yune?" The man asked, putting his arm on Yune's shoulder.
"I told him they were friends, no targets."
"You got a problem with that Yune?" He turned her around and gave her a look that Kasonada himself couldn't top. Fearing for his friends safety, Mori put himself between the two.
"Uh, Mori." Although Mori was as tall as the man, he was a tooth pick when compared in size.
"Mori eh? Tough guy, friend of yours?"
"Yeah." The guy picked Mori by his shirt and moved him to the side. Hunny was about to retaliate when Yune and the man laughed.
"You got a strange bunch of friends Yune."
"Here's your bro. That reminds me, you wife said that she need two pounds of rice from the store." The guy took his brother and left. "Mori, I appreciate you wanting to protect me, but not to many people here pick fights with me." She gave him a hard pat on the back. "Be more careful. If you fall for every sob story, you will be out of money by the end of the day."
"Sorry."
"Yun! Yo, Yun!" Demitri shuffled his way over balancing three brown bags.
"Bought time Demitri."
"You lucky I got this stuff at all. I hate shopping."
"Well I hate it more." She patted him on the head and took all the bags. "Shinn, I'm off. See you tomorrow."
"Alright." The old man called back.
"Let's go. Demitri, go get Senro kay."
"Why do I have to do all of your work?"
"Because you have nothing better to do." Yune took her leave, and lead the group to her small apartment. It had a kitchen, one bedroom, bathroom, and a living/dinning room.
"Just take of your shoes there and do what you want. I'm going to start cooking."
"What are you making Yu-Chan?"
"I am making tacos, enchiladas, rice and beans."
"I love Mexican food! Can I help Yu-Chan?" A painful memory of raw cake entered Yune's mind.
"Do you know how to cook at all?" He nodded his head yes. 'Heaven I hope he isn't laying.'
"Go for it. Anyone else want to help?" Mori stood forward, Tamaki and Haruhi. "Tamaki, I think you would have more fun out here." Yune, Haruhi, Mori and Hunny went to the kitchen and started cooking, while the twins got an idea.
"Hey boss, let's go see Yune's room." Hikaru started.
"She did say that we were free to look around." Koaru ended.
"She's letting us in her house, we shouldn't invade her privacy."
"You do what you want then. I was just worried she was in dept. I doubt she'd tell us if she was in finical trouble."
"Think about it boss. She joined the host club for money, and she works for a living. It sounds suspicious to me." Tamaki opened Yune's door and search every nook and cranny.
When Hikaru and Koaru went in they spotted a sheaved sword.
"Look at this." Hikaru picked up the 4 foot sword and unsheaved it. "This is cool!" He picked the blade up and held it over his head. 3 seconds into it, he found out is weighed a ton, and dropped it on the floor with a loud bang. If that wasn't bad enough, the end of the hilt snapped off. The trio run out, only to find Yune in the door way.
"What are you guys up to?"
"Nothing, nothing at all!" Tamaki explained, waving his hand franticly in front of him.
"Uh-oh. Looks like your hilt broke of again." Senro piped in.
"I guess. Reattach it for me. Dinner is almost ready by the way." They ran out of the room and into the kitchen.
"Don't worry guys you didn't break it. It's supposed to be able to come off." Demitri told them. He sat down around a table on the floor, fork in one hand and knife in the other. Senro soon joined him, both boys drooling.
"I have a question. What does Yune do in the host club anyways? She never told us." Senro asked.
"She's our maid." Senro and Demitri looked at each other, the trio, and then each other again. They burst out laughing.
"Dinner." Yune brought out the food. "What's so funny?"
"You're a maid!" Yune dropped the plate which Mori thankfully caught. She turned red as her best friends laughed.
"Shut up!"
"You're a maid!" They taunted.
"Well it's a lot more respectable then a janitor!" She yelled. Senro stopped instantly. "And it pays ten times then the money of the joke shop!" Demitri ended.
"Tamaki, sign me up!" He begged.
"We don't need anyone else." Kyouya told him, which caused Demitri to fall into a corner.
"Get over yourself Demitri." Feeling a little bad for the guy, Haruhi went over to Demitri and gave him a comforting touch on the shoulder. He turned back and smiled. He lightly took her hand and gave it a kiss.
"My dear, you are an angel sent from Heaven." He told her. Haruhi returned the smile, while Tamaki, Hikaru, and Koaru slowly become more and more irritated.
"Demitri." Yune tried to interrupt.
"And you hair as soft as the innocent newborns skin."
"Demitri."
"You eyes, as"
"She's under aged Demitri." He fell back and took his seat by Yune.
"Let's eat."
"You shameless pervert! Don't you ever go near my Haruhi again!" Tamaki ranted.
"How old is she?"
"16."
"Well Tamaki, for the next 2 years, you have nothing to worry about!" He patted Tamaki on the head.
"Allow me Tamaki, Haruhi." Yune gave him a swift slap on the face, leaving a red mark that would stay for the rest of the day.
"OWW!" Demitri yelled.
"Hey Yune, these all your friends from school?" Senro asked. Yune nodded as she took a huge bite of her taco.
"You mean the best you could do for a girlfriend was a cross-dresser." Demitri came on her right, Senro on her left and sandwiched her in between.
"I thought we told you to make at least two girlfriends this year."
"Oh just put a cork in it."
"Why does Yu-Chan need to make girlfriends?"
"Easy, it cannot be healthy for a girl to be surrounded by boys all her life. In total, Yune has only 2 girlfriends including Haruhi!" The host club looked shocked.
"How does something like that happen!?" The twins asked.
"Well, girls just talk too much for my taste. If they would shut up every once in awhile I would have more of them."
"Yune, you impossible." Heaving, she put food in both their mouths. After talking a few seconds to savor the flavor, they went back to their own food.
"So tell me, have any of you hit it off with Yune?" Demitri asked. "What about you big guy?" He nudged Mori, whose eyes got big as he franticly shook his head no.
"Cut it out Demitri."
"I remember when I was your age Yune. Freshly 18, it was a great night her and I had."
"Yeah right."
"Yune, I am a catch! I am so handsome I could get woman and men in bed."
"Of course you can Demitri, after all you are a valued customer." He spit out his food.
"Young ladies shouldn't speak like that Yune."
"The shut the hell up and eat Damn it." She said back at him, putting emphases on the swears.
"What a foul mouth you have! Who taught you that!?"
"You."
"And what a great lesson I have taught you."
"Hey Yu-Chan, where are your parents?"
"Well, I don't have a mom, and my dad is living in Switzerland." Hunny ran up to Yune and gave her a huge hug, while the rest of the club looked at her with sympathy.
"I'm so sorry Yu-Chan!"
"Don't worry about it! I like the way things are. It's always been like this, I've never known it any differently, so there's no problem. Kay?" Even so, Hunny buried his face in her chest and sobbed. Yune had no problem with this, knowing he had an innocent mind. Senro didn't know Hunny though, and this situation did not sit well with him. He pulled Hunny back by the collar.
"It's fine. Go eat before your food gets cold." He pushed Hunny back to Mori and went back to eating.
"Hey Hunny." He looked up at her. "Eat quick, because I'm going to need some help cutting the cake."
"OK!" He went back to his happy go lucky self. The rest of the day went well, and the host club left back to there homes. The day ended, waiting for the next to begin.
End Chapter.
'I hope you know, your character ruined a moment.'
'He's like her brother! He has to protect her from inappropriate situations!'
'Drama Thing!'
'Whatever. We need a real moment between Mori and Yune! This is going nowhere!"
'I agree. Let's stick them in a closet and see what'
'I will take care of that. There is no way you are going to stick them in a closet! I won't allow it!'
'Fun killer.'
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'Happy faces? You've lost it.'
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'Well readers, I will leave you with that thought. If it keeps you up thinking, call you doctor, because Forever Maid my not be right for you! We are not liable for anything, so there!'
