Disclaimer: Just to keep it simple: A. I don't own Power Rangers. B. I just make fun of them; so don't get upset if I mock your favorite. C. Please review. I don't mind constructive criticism. D. Thanks to Writer's Guide to the Universe and Power Rangers Central for providing a lot of the information that I need.

If you haven't done so, please read the first hundred and fifty stories in "When Rangers Meet," "More of When Rangers Meet," and "Headquarters Where Rangers Meet"

This is story number fifteen. It was requested by Jasalicious.

Kim and Alyssa

by

Eileen (Psycho Tangerine)

"There it is!" exclaimed Kim as she pulled back on the lever. She flew towards the top of the building. Kim had originally planned to land on that funny looking turtle island in the sky. But some crazed lunatic in a giant yellow bird zord kept screaming threats to shoot her down. Luckily, Kim evaded her long enough to land for a few minutes. There, some kid told her that the objective of her search was at Turtle Cove University. A minute later, she decked him out cold when he asked if she wanted to see his 'surging shark.'

So here she was, a few minutes away from correcting the biggest mistake in her life. Kim had been a bit surprised to hear that there was a White Tiger Ranger in Turtle Cove. But, then again, Tommy always had to be the big show-off hero. "Too bad I couldn't have used my old Pterodactyl Zord," she murmured as she landed the small Cessna plane on the roof of one of the University buildings. "Thanks for letting me do this!" Kim called cheerfully to her uncle as she left the craft. Her trussed up and gagged Uncle Steve responded with some unintelligible swearing.

Kim headed across the roof, looking for a door or something. "Good thing this roof was big enough for me to land on," she thought, completely unaware of the wires and satellite dish she had crushed on her way down. She was also completely unaware of the angered students and professors who could no longer access the internet and who were gathering together a posse to find the culprit. Kim located a door and reached to open it...

BAM! The door swung open knocking Kim to the side. A slightly younger woman stepped onto the roof. "Okay Elephant," she said as she held out a small glass ball in her palm. "What are the answers to questions four, six, ten, thirteen, fifteen, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty eight, and thirty-three?" A small sad roar was heard and Alyssa pulled out another glass ball. "Sorry, Tiger," she apologized. "But elephant's got a better memory." She then waited impatiently as the elephant zord began trumpeting the answers to her. She had only a few minutes before her sociology professor realized Cole was sitting at her desk. Alyssa grinned to herself, all it took was a little eyelash batting and a little showing of her leg and Cole was now in the middle of a roomful of strangers in a miniskirt and wig.

Kim stepped around the opened door. "Tiger? What tiger? Do you know the Ranger with the White tiger? Where is he? Where? Who are you? What are you doing with those silly things? No never mind that, where is he? Where's my Tommy? Tommy!"

Alyssa stared at the newcomer. "I have no idea who you're talking about. Is he a student here?"

Kim snorted. "A stu...student...here? My Tommy wouldn't be caught dead in such a place! He's a martial artist race car driver" She yelled through the open door and down the stairway. "Tommy! I'm back! Forgive me! I only pretended to have another boyfriend to make you jealous and come running after me! I'm sorry I accidentally erased all your phone messages, and I'm sorry that all the stamps on your letters fell off so they couldn't reach me, and I'm sorry that your hands were broken so you couldn't type my e-mail address and I'm sorry that you had to spend all your money on keeping Rocky fed and on getting Adam assertiveness training so that you couldn't afford to fly out to Florida and I'm sorry..."

Alyssa grabbed Kim and yanked her back. "Cut out that babbling! I don't need Professor Magoo to find out that I'm not in class right now! Now, please let me get back to getting the information I need to pass this stupid class!"

Kim looked at the other woman. "Ooh, I get it. You're cheating...by talking to a bunch of balls? I don't get it. Well, anyway I guess you wouldn't know anything about the Rangers here. I mean a Power Ranger would never cheat. Not ever! So, if you'll excuse me, I'll be heading down now." She reached for the door.

"You're right!" Alyssa broke out into tears. "I am shaming my fellow Rangers by doing this! But if I don't get high grades this year, my father will make me come back home! He'll make me do nonstop martial art twenty-four hours a day. He even threatened to hire me out as a geisha girl if I can't keep up!"

"Wow," commented Kim. "And I thought having my dad move away was bad...hey!" she cried as she noticed Alyssa's jacket. "Noble tiger?! Is that some kind of souvenir? Are you really a Ranger? Do you know the White Tiger Ranger?" She grabbed Alyssa by the collar and began to throttle her. "Answer me, already!"

"Hey!" Alyssa yanked herself away. "Watch it! This is a one of a kind jacket!" She narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "What do you want with the White Tiger Ranger, anyway?"

"Well, I...I...uh...oh!" exclaimed Kim. "What do I care if Zordon's head dive bombs me for breaking the rules? I need my Tommy back! He's the White Tiger Ranger!"

Alyssa looked at Kim in confusion, then her face brightened. "Ah, I remember! There was a White Tiger Ranger several years ago in Angel Grove."

"Yes! That was him! Tommy Oliver is the greatest Ranger ever! He was the hero to beat all heroes!" gushed Kim.

"Uh, yeah...okay, just a bit too much hero worship for me." Alyssa began to write down the answers the elephant Zord in the glass ball was now softly trumpeting to her. "Besides," she continued as she wrote, "if you really think that this 'Tommy' is now wearing a uniform with pink trim and skirt..."

"Well, he always did like to show off his feminine...what?!" cried Kim. "Their White Tiger Ranger is a girl?"

"Uh, yeah," replied Alyssa. "Why do you think I wear this jacket? I'm the 'Noble Tiger.' We all wear jackets to indicate exactly which Ranger we are." She narrowed her eyes. "Princess Shayla must really think we're too stupid to know what kind of Ranger we are. She must really think the residents of Turtle Cove are too stupid to recognize that we are the Rangers by the jackets we wear!" She made a mental note to have a talk with her mentor. And if that didn't work, she would just hide the Princess' sleeping pills.

"You mean...you...are...the...White...Ranger?" gasped Kim. She then began to laugh. "Oh, that is the funniest thing ever! A female White Ranger." She had wiped Delphine from her memory years ago after Billy had told her about the time she had invited Tommy back to Aquitar to join her in a 'mixing of two alien cultures and some hanky panky on the side.' "What are you really? Pink? Well, don't be ashamed of it, it's the best color to be."

"Oh, forget it," said Alyssa. "Class is almost over. I've got to get back." She turned around and headed for the stairs. "Good luck in finding this Tommy of yours. I'm sure he must be a great guy to put up with a loon like you."

"Oh no, you don't!" Kim did ten backflips and landed in front of the other woman. She then slammed the door closed. "You're going nowhere until you call Tommy on your communicator and tell him to get up here! No, forget it, I'll do it myself." She grabbed Alyssa's left wrist. "Hello? Tommy? Hello? Hey, where are the buttons for this thing?"

Alyssa yanked her wrist back. "Leave that alone, Cole gave me that for my birthday." She sighed. "I'll wear it always." She was completely unaware that it was the result of a Heimlech Maneuver Cole had given at the local zoo. Some idiot actually thought it was a good idea to pet a lion. "Now if you don't mind..." beep beep. Alyssa picked up her growl phone. "Hello? Yes Cole, I'm coming. I know those stockings are itchy. Just hold on. No! Whatever you do don't scratch there! Who's hitting on you? Well, just make sure he has you home by...hey!" she yelled as Kim yanked the phone from her hand.

"Hello? Tommy? Who are you? Are you a Ranger too? Do you know where my Tommy is? This crazy girl keeps saying she's the White Tiger Ranger. She is? Nooooooo! It's a conspiracy to keep us apart!" Kim threw Alyssa's Growl Phone at her. "Fine! I'll just go back to that floating island and tear it apart until I find him!" She hopped into the plane, but before she could take off, the Cessna was surrounded by the angry posse of students and professors who had finally managed to climb up the side of the building. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" she cried as they began beating the plane with their textbooks, trapper keepers, and whatever they could find lying around the roof.

Alyssa smirked, then she turned around. Only to see her professor holding onto a red-faced Cole's arm. "Uh, I can explain...I uh..." She desperately spent the next hour trying to explain to the Dean why she was on the roof. She then spent the hour after that trying to explain to Cole why he should never have turned his fake boobs to his back and hopped around the classroom yelling 'sanctuary!'

AN- The ending sucks. I couldn't think of something I actually liked.