'If you don't already know we don't own OHSHC, then I have on thing to say. Check into a mental hospital.'
'Author 2! We are trying to attract people, not push them away!'
'Please. It was humorous, so get over yourself.'
'Why I never!'
'Never could get a date,, we know. Let's move on to the story.'
It was a simple cold fall. The trees painted orange, red, and yellow. It was October 29, two days from the best day of the year. Halloween!
This was the time of year when I could be as evil as I wished, but pay no consequence.
"Yu-Chan!" Hunny ran up to me as a small lion tamer, and Mori came as the lion. 'Hahahahaahha, that's too good!' I laughed very, very hard in my head, but I was my some miracle able to keep it to myself. You see, when Halloween comes around, I get unusually devilish. I become a danger to society as we know it, or so Senro and Demitri tell me.
"Nice costumes!"
"Why aren't you in a costume?" I was wearing my normal things, red sweatshirt, black pants.
"I didn't know you could. Even so, I won't dress until Halloween."
"Ah, what are you going to be!?"
"You'll have to wait and see."
"Aww. Please Yu-Can." Hunny begged.
"Yeah Yune, fill us in." I turn around to see the doubleganners behind me, dressed as devils.
"I see your costumes suit you well."
"What's in the bag?"
"Halloween candy." They held out there hands.
"Trick or treat."
"No way!" I yelled back at them. I have no reason to give them crap!
"Then it's a trick!" They pulled a rope that came from nowhere, and a large can of red paint fell on me.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" By the time the can of paint was off my head, they ran off.
"You ok?" Mori asked.
"Yeah, but those guys aren't. They messed with the wrong ghoul." I responded darkly. I had the perfect plan too.
I entered the host club to see Hikaru and Kaoru already there, alone. This was perfect. They greedily ate there candy as I crept over.
"Hey Yune-Senpai!" The monsters greeted. I gave them a sincere smile. "We want some tea!" They told me. I did as they asked spilling my own ingredient in the cups. They each drank the cups dry.
"Hey, I'd be careful. I heard the company that made those got sued recently. Apparently some kid bit on a metal piece." They looked at me then to each other.
"Was that supposed to be a prank Hikaru?"
"I don't know, but if it was, it was a sad one." I huffed, and stole a piece.
"Probably. It was a rumor Senro told me. Aw well." I threw it in my mouth. I held my throat with one hand hunching over hacking.
"That's not funny Yune-Senpai." I didn't let up. Kaoru gave me a pat on the back, and blood came out of my mouth. Not just a little, A LOT! Like something out of Inuyasha when a guy got killed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They screamed their way out of the room. I cleaned the fake blood and stole every piece of candy they had.
'GO YUNE!'
'…'
I popped one candy at a time when the door slammed open.
"Yune!" It was Mori, and he looked very worried.
"Yo." I told him calmly.
"YU-CHAN." Hunny.
"YUNE-Senpai!" Twins.
"YUNE-SENPAI!" Finally Tamaki.
"You guys ok?" I ask.
"Hikaru and Kaoru said you were bleeding from the mouth!" Tamaki ranted while pulling me into a death hug. "Don't worry Yune-Senpai! A doctor will be here shortly!" He blubbered.
"Yu-Chan everything will be ok!" Hunny joined Tamaki's grip, hanging onto my waist like I was diapering.
"We're sorry Yune-Senpai! We should have listened!" With the brothers added I could no longer breathe.
"Fine" I tried to yell. They couldn't understand. "Trick!" I yelped, but it was in vain. I kicked the twins and Tamaki off.
"What was that for!" Tamaki acting like it was the most hateful act ever committed. I took in a huge breath of air before removing Hunny as well.
"It was a prank. I am fine!" I told them, popping another candy in my mouth.
"Hey! That's ours!" 'I wondered when they would figure it out.' I laughed at the twins.
"Finders keepers!" I taunted them, pulling each sweet in my bag.
"That's not fair!"
"If you guys weren't so poor prankers, you wouldn't have to deal with this."
"WE ARE BETTER PRANKERS!" They yelled back.
"Why don't we play a game then." I snickered. "We will each play a prank on each other on the 30th. The best prank as decided by the host club wins. Winner gets to choose what costume the loser wears on Halloween."
"Alright. That person also has to keep it on until midnight!" They added. We shook on it.
And so began the Prank of the Century!
'I win! I told you I could put the chapter name into context with the story!'
'Darn. It was a crude sentence, but you still win.'
'Pay up!'
'Very well. Take your dirty money!'
"By the way boys, brush your teeth!" I told them before the day ended, taking a snap shot. You see, I put my own special concoction. It was a power that turned their teeth pink.
The days passed as the two groups planned. Night after night they each slaved to out do the other. The day finally came, the day of the ultimate prank.
Yune came into the host club in a reveling angel costume and full face mask with the lips and eyes showing.
"Yu-Chan! You nervous?" She shook her head no, ready to face the twins. A hush came over the host club. Each lady stood aside, waiting to see the fireworks. Tamaki hid himself and Haruhi behind a couch, while Kyouya, Mori, and Hunny watched from the sidelines.
"Ready Yune-Senpai?" The boys dressed as cats asked. Yune once again shook her head in silence. The boys gave a devilish grin, and gestured Yune toward them.
"Well we aren't." Hikaru started.
"We couldn't think of anything."
"And we got bored."
"So here." They offered Yune a plate of cookies. "Sorry for the paint thing Yune-Senpai." Kaoru apologized. Yune accepted, and ate all of the cookies on the plate. She then went into a farting fit.
"…" Yune didn't say a thing, but was flushed behind reason as the host club laughed.
"8." Kyouya gave.
"7." Mori and Hunny gave.
"9!" Tamaki's number. Haruhi decided not to vote, she feared the consequences too much.
"A grand total of 24." Kyouya recorded. After a few minutes, the farting ceased. Yune gave a big sigh and came inches away from Hikaru's face. She kissed him deeply, catching him off guard. Hikaru turned tomato red.
"That wasn't very nice." Yune sobbed, a small, lone tear coming from her left eye. She gave Kaoru the same kiss, leaving him the same as his brother.
At that time Mori felt like someone slapped him, slapped him hard. He couldn't explain it though. He was just friends with her, he should be happy. So why wasn't he?
"I understand if you can't return my love for you." She sobbed, leaving the twins in shock. "But, could you grace me with one kiss? This whole thing was meant to get your attention… I just." Hikaru and Kaoru each did as she requested, leaving everyone in the room in shock.
"WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!" A sinister booming laugh rang in the host club room. Behind the entrance, Yune fell on her back and laughed until she couldn't breath. In her right hand she had a camera.
"If that's Yune-Senpai then who's?" Tamaki thought aloud. The angel removed his mask to reveal Demitri.
"Tell me, do you guys love me?" Demitri cracked up, joining Yune's side. "Come on, come on! Let me see!" He pleaded. Yune gathered herself and rewound the tape. The two spent a second watching it, before going on their backs again in fits of laughter. Soon the host club joined them. Even Kyouya and Mori smiled, holding there laughter.
"10!" Hunny and Mori.
"10!" Kyouya.
"10!" Tamaki.
"10!" Haruhi jumped in. It was too good for her to pass up.
"I guess that makes you two French Maids tomorrow!"
'WHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAH! Admit it, that was great! I don't care who you are, that there is funny!'
'It was! Hehehehehehee!'
End Chapter
'Hey, did we put end chapter on the last one?'
'Beats me?'
'Whoops.'
