Chapter 16
Fainting!
Hello everyone! I am dead, but i-am-a-warrior wants me to write another chapter. So I have returned from the dead. Also, Fang needs me! (You'll see later!) So, i-am-a-warrior is motivating me to do this, even though I am very annoyed with her right now. Any who let us get to the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own Tokio Hotel or Nigahiga! (Slavery is horrid!) I do not own Twilight! (Edward is a hottie! I love him!) I do not own Maximum Ride! (Okay, that is a big red alert people! The flock being in this story is like a SERIOUSLY BIG RED ALERT BLARING RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD! Fang is so awesome!!! I heart Fang! Wait, let's make it believable. I Fang! There, better!) To the story! =D
Anway's POV
"Leave it all behind you now
The final wall is breaking down
We are what it's all about
Nothin' can stop us now," Bill sang. He was really good, I never actually thought about it! The audience was a little upset about waiting, but they started yelling so loud when Bill was like, "Sorry! We got held up!" Some looked upset too because Bill looked toward Abby when he said "held up". I heard one girl say, "Omg! Bill hooked up with that girl! Write it down! Write it down!" and then she started to cry! It was kinduh weird 'cause she looked like a reporter when she was said "write it down", but then when she started crying it was hilarious, but sad at the same time.
I just can't stop thinking about Abby and Bill! Tomorrow I won't stop thinking about Mary and Jim. And then about Mrinal and Ashley, or whoever he falls in love with, Stephanie and Tom, and Paige and whoever she falls in love with. And then finally maybe me, if I ever find someone who I can actually approach!
"Ready, Set, Go, It's time to run
The sky is changing, we are one
Together we can make it while the world it crashing down
Don't you turn around
Don't you turn around
Don't you turn around," Bill finally finished. That was really good, but he said 'don't you turn around' a whole lot! Note to self: Teach Bill a whole lot of stuff about show business!
"Thank you for being here! And thank you for being patient with us. I know we took a longer break than five minutes, but it was for good reasons," Bill looked over at Abby and smiled. Aww, they are so cute! And like always, the crowd went wild and the reporter crying lady bawled even more. "Uh… Anway?" He needs to work on that.
Between laughs I choked out. "The reporter crying lady is hilarious!" and then I heard Bill and felt like being a parent. Stephanie and Tom did that. Why can't I? "We are going to work on that when this is all over! Okay young man!" I said in my most believable parent voice. "now, SHUT UP PEOPLE! DO WE," I glared over at Bill who shrugged, "SORRY, I, NEED TO KEEP TELLING Y'ALL?" I looked around. I pumped my fist in the air. The crowd was silent! Oh yeah!
"You seriously need to tell me how you do that!" Bill said.
I sighed and used my parent voice, "That's exactly what we are going to work on when we get home."
"Oh god! Not you too!" Bill hid behind Abby.
"Dude, I've been using that voice for five seconds now, did you not notice that?"
"Yes, but I didn't realize it was scary!" Bill screeched from behind, then suddenly realizing, "My mike's on, isn't it?" He said with a fake smile.
"YES!" the crowd yelled.
"God Dam--- I mean God Dammmsels are… really … pretty!" Bill stuttered. "They are… a… German… dancing group! Yeah, they used to always forget their mike was on. So, I said God Damsels 'cause it reminded me of that." Bill verified with the audience, and apparently, they bought it.
"Nice save," I whispered.
Bill covered his mike and turned towards me, "Thank you!"
I laughed really loudly. Bill groaned and turned toward the audience, uncovering his mike. "Alright guys! We all have a really big surprise for you! Just wait one minute! And I mean one minute." And guess what! The crowd went wild, again! I'm going to rephrase my earlier comment, He SERIOUSLY needs to work on that!
Bill didn't care this time. He walked back stage for about thirty seconds and jogged back on stage. "Alright, please welcome, the scariest of werewolves, the werewolf that most girls across the country are annoyed with, the heartthrob in 'Twilight' the movie, Taylor Lautner!" Bill screamed. The crowds went wild, of course, and guess what... I WENT WILD TOO!!!
I grabbed the nearest person I could find, Bill, and clutched on to him to keep from fainting and falling off the stage. Bill chuckled and I glared, which made him stop. The parent voice was the best thing I ever did.
"Bill, you seriously got Taylor Lautner to come here?" I said. Bill nodded. "Can you speak?"
"Yes, I can speak, and yes Taylor Lautner is come here," Bill shrugged.
"OH MY GOD BILL!!! I FREAKING LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!" I yelled in his ear.
"What was that for?" Bill said, rubbing his ear, which wouldn't exactly help, but whatever.
"I don't know," I seriously didn't, "maybe… oh, maybe revenge for chuckling!"
"Remind me never to chuckle again and also, could you silence the crowd, and where it Taylor? Tom you said he was here!" Bill looked over at Tom.
"He is! He probably went to the bathroom. I don't know. He is a man and men need to pee a lot! I should know, I am one!" Tom yelled across the stage, with Stephanie beside him, smirking.
"Really, I did not know you were a guy!" Stephanie yelled.
"Stephie, I am right next to you," Tom said, "Now, let's calm down."
"Good luck with that," Mary yelled.
"Fine, If I can't come you I shall become hyper as well, Stephie!"
"Tom, when did you change my name to 'Stephie'?" Stephanie asked, a little mad.
"Uh…" Tom ran backstage. Stephanie followed.
"You do not change my name without consulting me!" Stephanie yelled.
"But I did!" and that was all we heard before Tom screamed.
"He' s alright," Stephanie said, poking her head out from the back and going back in.
"Ookaaay, weird, um… anyway, Anway, can you silence the crowd again?" Bill asked.
"Ugh! You need help!" I told him.
"Yes, and you are here to give it to me!" Bill said with the fakest gratitude voice I have ever heard.
"Ahuh, okay then," I took a deep breath and yelled, "SHUT UP!!! DO YOU WANT TAYLOR LAUTNER TO ENTER ON A WHOLE LOT OF SCREAMING!!! NO! HE ALREADY GET'S THAT A LOT AND WE DON'T WANT HIM TO FEEL AWKWARD! SO SHUT IT!" I had no idea what I was saying, but at least I got them quiet. I pumped my fist in the air again. Bill did it too. "Bill, why are you doing that?"
"I don't know," Bill yelled. "Just leave me alone!" he said in an upset voice.
"Bill, are you trying to be like that nigahiga dude who was like 'Leave Brittany alone'?" Abby said.
"…maybe…" Bill said. "Is it working?" His eyes brightened.
"No! 'Cause it's Leave Brittany Alone not Leave Me Alone and you just ruined it Bill!" Abby said and crossed arms.
Concern washed over Bill's face, "Abby! Oh no Abby, No I'm sorry! Look, I'll never do it again. Sorry! I love you! Oh please don't be mad Abby! Oh please!!! I love you! I'm so sorry!"
Abby started giggling, "Oh Billie! I'm not mad! It's okay! I was just being funny! Tee hee!"
"Well, then," Bill bounces back fast! He lunged at Abby and didn't realize that Abby could knock him down and so he was lying on the ground with Abby sitting on top of him.
"Ta da!" Abby said. The crowd was screaming, the never stop!
Oh shot! His mike! "You are being a 'God Damsel' right now. I hope you realize your mike is still on!" I said.
"Well, I need help Anway! How do you know how to be a superstar?" Bill said.
"Bill, are you trying to be funny?" Abby asked.
"…no… but it's working right?" Bill said.
"Uh… no!" I replied.
"Uh… okay then," Bill said and got off the floor. He turned back to the audience, and so did I. "That was your comedy part of the concert! I hope you liked it! Taylor Lautner will be out in a few minutes. Until then, just sit here. Okay?" Bill said. And like always with Bill, and only Bill, the crowd goes wild! Hurray! (A/N: How are you liking the story so far. I'm sorry if some things are repetitive, but my brain dies when I'm sick, so you should be glad that I'm actually writing a chapter. Also, I'd like to say that I do know how to write hurray, but I like spelling it horray instead. So yeah! Do with that what you will! =D)
I scanned the concert hall, or concert building because I had nothing else to do. I saw so many people of different ages, religions, and nationalities. It was so diverse! It was awesome!
I gazing over the fifth little area and started the sixth when I saw Edward Cullen with the rest of his family, including Bell Swan. My friend Brookie was sitting next to Edward. A pang of jealousy hit me, but then I forced myself to be happy for her. But Bella was there so maybe… And then I looked on the other side of Brookie and… it was Fang!!! Oh My God! She was sitting next to Fang too! Fang is hot, he's like equal with Edward! So seeing them both there made me dizzy. I looked at Brookie right in the middle. I scanned the row again and saw Addie! With Rupert Grint, her boyfriend and he was famous. I've met him before, but the hyperventilation from Fang and Edward just made me exaggerate. My two really good friends where there and there were two hotties there and that was way too much for me to handle.
I touched my forehead and felt extremely dizzy. I pocked Abby to make her look in the sixth area, but she didn't get it. (A/B: Abby and I are obsessed with Fang!!! And Brookie is going to get mad if I don't say her name too, so Brookie is obsessed too!) I felt light headed and I started to sway. Bill looked over at me and shock and concern covered his face.
"We'll take a break, sorry!"
The last thing I saw was this dark handsome stranger clutching me as I fell backwards and fainted.
I know it was random with all the fainting, but if you found that a fictional character came to life, you would faint too! For different reasons maybe, but you would faint. Also, I'm going to just clarify something. The Cullens are vampires and the book Twilight is published. To cover it up, The Cullens said that they met Stephenie Meyer and she based the characters of off them. Their argument was that if they based a zombie of off a random person it does not mean that the person is a zombie. So yeah! Just clarifying that. And the movie is made in that too. Hopefully you guys get it. If you don't just pm me or if you have my number call me. Alright, REVIEW!!!!!! Please and thank you! Also I just need two more!!!! Two!!!! Make a sick person with a 103.63 degree fever happy! Please review!!! =D
