Chapter 27
Old People are Scary!
Hello! Abby's upset 'cause apparently Bill stays up all night and doesn't sleep early, however, I'd like to point out that Bill is very tired 'cause he traveled to the concert place, he had to do a contest, and then he met the girl of his dreams and then her friends, and then Anway fainted, and then they had to sing, and they Taylor came, and then all this other stuff happened and AWESOME PEOPLE DO GET TIRED! Alright, well, there will be faster updates, unless I have a test or something, but you know what, FASTER UPDATES! Alright, well, here it is! Oh also, to Mrinal, 'cause he believes he doesn't had bad taste in women, I would like to point out that ANNA BELIEVES IN UNICORNS! Mrinal, you sure you don't have mad taste in women?
Disclaimer: I do not own all these people. You know I thought disclaimers would be fun but they just make you sad 'cause you don't own any of the people, which sucks!
Abi's POV:
I think I just heard something, something… crashy!
"Bill, wakey wakey! Get up! Bill! Bill! BILL!" I yelled. He turned to the other side and continued to sleep. God, why is it so hard to wake people up these days!
"BILL! WAKE UP! PIE!!!!!! THE BAND!!!!!! SHARPENED PENCILS!!!!!!! Uh… I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!" I yelled. He continued to sleep!
"BILL! WAKE UP!" I yelled repeatedly while jumping on top of him. "BILL, RISE AND SHINE! WAKE UP!"
"ABI! What the hell! Will you please stop jumping on me!" He said, groggily, sitting up.
"Bill, I heard a crash!"
"A crash?"
"Yeah, from the room next door!" I said, pointing at the right wall. Bill looked at me. "What?"
"Abi… just go to bed!" Bill said, turning around to go back to bed.
Gosh! I grabbed Bill and shock him. "ANWAY AND TAYLOR ARE IN THERE! BILL! I DEMAND YOU GO IN THERE!" I yelled. That totally woke him up.
"FINE! I'll go!"
I smiled a big smile, "Can I come?"
"No. It's too dangerous!" Bill said, pushing me back and getting up. He is really cranky in the middle of the night.
"I'm coming!"
"No, you are not!"
"Yes, I am!"
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"FINE! GOD! See Bill, see what you drove me to do! You have made me take the Lord's name in vain!" I said, turning around in "anger".
"Since when do you care about taking the Lord's name in vain?" Bill asked, while looking at me in a "yeah right" way.
"Since, two seconds ago!" Bill shall soon receive something, something very unpleasant and I am going!
"Bill, since you have made me say my Lord's name in vain, I will have to come," I said, shaking my head.
"Abi, you can't go," Bill said, putting his foot down.
"Are you not letting me express my right for freedom of religion? My religion requires me to go!"
"Abi, seriously?" Bill said, looking at me again.
"OH MY GOD! BILL DOESN'T RESPECT MY RELIGION! OH MY GOD! Oh, look, you made me taking His name in vain again!" I started to fake cry, but Bill, being extremely cranky, and starting to fall asleep, believed me.
"Fine, you can come, but you are staying behind me!" He said. I guess you have to come to a compromise.
"OKAY!" I said, jumping up and down. Bill is still going to receive something unpleasant and with that thought we head out the door.
Mrinal's POV:
"I DO NOT HAVE UNICORNS!"
Anway's POV:
"Uh… hello, may I ask why you broke down the door?"I asked, while Taylor just froze and put his hands up, then nudged me to shut up. They had guns.
"Uh… I think I got the wrong room number, boss…" a nerdy looking guy said, starting to put his gun away.
"You think McGee?" an old guy said, walking out in anger. "DiNozzo!" This other person flinched and then smacked the guy named McGee upside the head.
"Hello? Would anyone like to explain?" I asked, putting my hands down and getting up.
"Sorry," this girl said and then looking at the bed and me and Taylor, you could tell she felt a bit awkward.
"Uh, it's not like that. We were just watching Pirates of the Caribbean and well, my friend won a contest at this concert and well the prize was spend a day with Tokio Hotel and we didn't have enough rooms for the whole group," I said, fast, trying to make her feel less awkward. "You turn."
"Oh, well. We are sorry, you see it's…" She stopped and looked behind her. The white haired guy, the nerd, and the other guy had left. "It's Gibbs' birthday and we are having a surprise party for him and the only way to get him to go somewhere is to tell him we have a case."
"Uh, okay, two questions. One, who is Gibbs, and what do you mean by case?" I asked. "Taylor you can unfreeze now!" he continued to be a statue. Okay, weird.
"Oh, we are from NCIS," She said. I looked at her. She sighed, "Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Gibbs is the old white haired man."
"I have white hair and I'm old, Ziva?" He said coming up behind her. I jumped and she cringed.
"Uh, yeah… well… uh… Sorry, bye!" She said, running out. Gibbs looked at Taylor and I and left. He is scary. I shivered after he left. Taylor continued to be a statue, five minutes after he left.
"Taylor, you can unfreeze."
"I know, that guy gives me the creeps! He is scary!" Taylor yelled, finally putting his hands down and moving.
"I know right!"
"But
why is the rum gone?"
Johnny Depp said on the TV. I turned around and jumped on the bed.
"TAYLOR! IT'S THE RUM! IT'S THE RUM! THE RUM!"
Just then, Abi and Bill came running and were about to stop at the door, but we no longer had one. "ANWAY WHA… Where's your door?" Abi and Bill said at the same time.
"I shall explain using math. Door+ plus scary old dude= no more door for Anway and Taylor," I said. Taylor laughed.
"Okay… well we need to---" Abi said.
"I DO NOT HAVE A FREAKING UNICORN!" We heard, coming from down the hall.
Ta da! Another update. Abi is sitting next to me doing random stuff for the New York Times Best Seller List! So YAY FOR ABI! Alrighty, good day! REVIEW!
