WHOOPS

5 August 2015

Summary: Mary accidentally reveals something from her past.

Ships: Warstan, Sherlolly

Rating: G

A/N: Watching Kingsman: The Secret Service last weekend gave me this ficlet idea for my freelance editing blog. But I'm sharing it now, because writing (and/or reading) fluff is better than wasting one's time on trolls and haters.


Sherlock held up a finger, cutting off John's story at the beginning. He leant forward and stared at Mary, who had just covered her face with both hands. "Mary, did you just allude to a past encounter with a Kingsman agent?"

She dropped her hands from her face. "Whoops!" the blonde woman uttered, shrugging and smirking as she glanced at her husband and Molly.

"Kingsman?" repeated Molly.

"What's Kingsman?" asked John.

The former assassin turned to her husband. "You'd know if you had read my file." She sighed. "In a nutshell, about ten years ago in Brussels, I eluded an extremely good-looking Kingsman agent by pulling a beautiful woman towards a dark alley and making out with her. It's a damn shame the poor woman took the agent's sleep dart. She was a fantastic kisser."

Sherlock, Molly, and John dropped their jaws and stared at Mary.

"Oh. My. God," said John.

"And?" urged Sherlock.

"Yes, Mary. We need details!" Molly added.

Sherlock turned to the pathologist and smiled.


Viva la Sherlolly and Warstan!

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