Djinn walked around the room to stretch his legs.
After a few moments, Chucky was getting annoyed by Djinn's pacing.
"I really wish you'd stop doing that" Chucky grumbled, glaring at Djinn.
Djinn, who was still a little bit peeved, stopped his pacing to glare daggers at Chucky. Being the born peacemaker of the group, Candyman spoke up to ease the silence.
"So, uh, what are we supposed to be doing here?"
"Beats the hell outta me." Freddy growled, fiddling with his knives. "I want to go kill."
Pinhead picked up the Surreal Life Newspaper and started to read. "Looks like we cannot leave the house for anything until we are picked up by our tour bus"
" You mean I can't fucking get into the dreams of my children? I can't survive without their souls!" Freddy screamed, jumping out of his char.
"I can't survive without their souls!" Djinn mimicked Freddy with a high-pitched voice "No wonder you can't scare anyone anymore, you're pathetic."
"I can always put you back in that gem and send you to your 'brothers'!" Freddy shot back murderously, flashing Djinn an evil grin.
Djinn shut his mouth and glared at Freddy.
"Now that you got that out of your system, go on, Pinhead." Candyman interrupted, rolling his eyes.
"Welcome to the Surreal Life, horror icons. Please bear in mind that you can go anywhere you wish on the property, but you may not leave. That goes double for Freddy Krueger when he decides to murder his 'little piggies'." Pinhead continued to read before pausing.
Freddy, having returned to his seat, started grumbling swear words under his breath.
"The Surreal Life tour bus will pick you up when you have an out-of-property event to attend to."
He stopped reading as Jason and Michael furiously knifed each other on the plush sofa.
"Will you two idiots stop for one minute? I want to finish reading this!" Pinhead roared, glaring at the both of them.
Jason and Michael hung their heads in shame and allowed Pinhead to continue.
"Today, you will be getting to know your fellow housemates and will have plenty of time to rest until tomorrow. Good luck, housemates."
"Sounds like a bloody group therapy session." Freddy said, groaning as he stood up "Not my style."
"Sit back down, Freddy, or I'll turn you into a little girl with pigtails." Djinn piped up, smirking at him.
Freddy's eyes narrowed murderously as he obediently sat down.
"Contrary to what they might think, we know each other already. What's there to know?" Candyman said, examining his hook hand.
"Ehm, Nothing as far as I can tell" Chucky replied, scratching his head.
"So what will happen tomorrow?" Djinn asked Pinhead curiously.
"A special guest will arrive at the Surreal Life Mansion. You will be posted when the next edition of the Surreal Life Times arrives tomorrow morning" Pinhead read loudly.
"So what the hell are we gonna do until then?" Freddy demanded, rolling his eyes.
"I know!" Chucky exclaimed, jumping up and down "Let's talk about past kills!"
"Capital idea." Candyman agreed "Who wants to go first?"
"Me" Chucky replied, jumping up and down "I wanna go first."
"This should be good" Freddy said, chuckling
"My favorite past kill was when I beat that bitch of a teacher to death with a meterstick!" Chucky exclaimed excitedly, making the others laugh.
"MY TURN!" Freddy exclaimed, shoving Chucky back into his seat with his gloved hand.
Everyone remained silent.
"My favorite past kill was when I drowned that kid in his own waterbed." Freddy exclaimed, roaring with laughter "Must have been one hell of a wet dream for him!"
Chucky rolled around on the couch, laughing his ass off.
Jason grabbed a nearby pad of paper and a pen and wrote something down. He then handed it to Candyman.
"Jason says his best kill was when he killed Freddy!"
"You retarded bastard!" Freddy snarled, lunging out of his chair "You didn't kill me at all! Fucking mama's boy!"
Jason hurled his machete at Freddy, who disappeared and reappeared in his chair. The machete lodged itself in the wall.
"My best kill was Frank." Pinhead proclaimed, puffing out his chest in pride "The arrogant fool thought he could escape the cenobites. I have to admit that Kirsty girl helped us out a little."
"My best kill was that friend of my precious lover." Candyman sighed, remembering his blonde beauty "That suffering was legendary of my beloved!"
Michael wrote furiously on the pad of paper and handed it to Pinhead.
"Michael says that his best kill was that nurse at that hospital in Haddonfield…The one who was melted by the scalding water of the hot tub." Pinhead read for Michael
"My best kill was that young girl who had a crush on the body I possessed." Djinn exclaimed happily as he reminisced "I fucking made her heart explode!"
Leatherface wrote slowly on the pad of paper and handed it to Candyman.
"Leatherface says his best kill was that stupid hick cowboy that worked at that radio station in Texas." Candyman read for Leatherface "His brother Chop-top distracted the fucker."
"So what next?" Freddy demanded, playing with his finger knives.
"Let's talk about the scream queens we liked the most!" Chucky exclaimed mischievously.
"Great idea!" Freddy exclaimed, mock-excitedly, rolling his eyes. Djinn went first.
"I'd say that college girl that released me was a piece of grade a meat!"
Jason wrote something on the pad of paper and handed it to Pinhead.
"Jason says his favorite scream queen was Maddie." Pinhead read for Jason "She had the best scream of all."
"Oh god, all the little piggies" Freddy exclaimed, an evil twinkle in his eyes "My favorite one had to have been Alice. She was so sweet…and innocent…and vulnerable."
"That was before she kicked your burnt ass!" Chucky exclaimed, roaring with laughter.
"I oughta dress you up like Barbie. Would you like that?" Freddy shot back menacingly.
Chucky stopped laughing.
Leatherface wrote something down on the pad of paper and handed it to Candyman.
"Leatherface's favorite scream queen was Stretch. She was his favorite DJ!" Candyman read for Leatherface.
"Well don't that beat all." Freddy said, whistling with approval
"My favorite scream queen was Jennifer Tilly." Chucky exclaimed in a lustful manner "She was fucking gorgeous and had big boobies!"
" You are lucky that Tiffany wasn't here to hear that." Pinhead remarked, shaking his head "Anyways, my favorite victim was Kirsty. She was pure and sweet and somewhat naïve."
Michael wrote something on the pad of paper and handed it to Pinhead.
"Michael's favorite scream queen was Linda." Pinhead read for Michael "She was the only girl he liked naked."
"My beloved is the only one for me…" was all Candyman said…
